List The Crimes You've Gotten Away With

[Cougar Bait]

Lots if talk around here

Let's see who the real gangsters are

[jjgold]

no comment

Cougar you a fed?

[saints7011]

Ive burned 2 houses down...

and tied a stick of dynamite to an ex's manifold...

car blew up 6.8 miles down the road...

[Cougar Bait]

Nah I ripped off Blockbuster for 7K when I was 18.

[ACoochy]

U mean in a circumstancial kinda way?? Its all hearsay anyway

[dfberger23]

Lot of trespassing and smoking weed in public. Smoked outside a bar on 34th street a bunch of times in the middle of the fukkin afternoon, down the block from Madison Square Garden.

Nah I ripped off Blockbuster for 7K when I was 18.

How?

[freeVICK]

just yesterday this fat bitch stole my parking spot. went to a store, got a liter of coke and emptied the entire thing in her gas tank

[P.F.Kasooff]

stole 12K from an eighty yo woman once

[Dirty Sanchez]

I wore my underwear for 4 days once...front/back then inside out front/back

[Cougar Bait]

Long story short...they used to send these coupons in the mail for free new release rentals. Each month I would memorize the 13 digit code and enter it in after I saw someone paying in cash. I put the code in, ask for $9, owe the drawer $6 and mark down how much the drawer is over.

[opie1988]

Tore those tags underneath my mattress RIGHT THE FUKK OFF!!!!

That's right, bitches.....Opie don't give no fukk.

[ACoochy]

I wore my underwear for 4 days once...front/back then inside out front/back

Back in the day went on a 11 day bender and didnt shower/change anything once....Shrooming and all other kind of hallucinogens/uppers/downers 400kms in the middle of nowehere...Was like a real life fear and loathing in LV

[ProfaneReality]

Boys... if your crime is still within the SOL... keep it to yourself.. plenty of snitches around here.

[P.F.Kasooff]

stole 12K from an eighty yo woman once

Boys... if your crime is still within the SOL... keep it to yourself.. plenty of snitches around here.

Been 35 years, old lady been dead for 30

[ACoochy]

Boys... if your crime is still within the SOL... keep it to yourself.. plenty of snitches around here.

How long does that last for btw and does it cover only non-violent crimes?

[ProfaneReality]

varies state to state

[dfberger23]

Long story short...they used to send these coupons in the mail for free new release rentals. Each month I would memorize the 13 digit code and enter it in after I saw someone paying in cash. I put the code in, ask for $9, owe the drawer $6 and mark down how much the drawer is over.

[Cougar Bait]

Calm down you paranoid fuks. As long as we don't know your real name, you are golden. Could be anybody.

[paco]

I once jaywalked.

[opie1988]

Boys... if your crime is still within the SOL... keep it to yourself.. plenty of snitches around here.

I PM'ed a list of all my violent crimes to Deuce awhile back.

I should be ok, right??

[CarpeDime]

smoking pot
masturbation
ripped tag off mattress
underage sex
molested a nun
internet porn
online sports betting in US
bet 2H college hoops lines that were left up after 2H started at BOS
overstayed 3-month v*sa in Costa Rica
crack
underage drinking
jumping turnstiles
fuked casual friend's ex-GF when she hit on me to get back at him right after they had split up
weekly BTP prizes despite being SBR employee
acted black

lots of other sick sh*t i can't even remember

lots, i'm a bad dude do not give a flying fuk son

[Dirty Sanchez]

I PM'ed a list of all my violent crimes to Deuce awhile back.

I should be ok, right??

Yeah...you're fine...except for the hour that everyone on the fukkin planet was Deuce and had access to his account and info...yeah you're fine

[Cougar Bait]

Paco list some real shit

You own a gun, live in Detroit, and are Iranian. You must have done something.

[paco]

Paco list some real shit

You own a gun, live in Detroit, and are Iranian. You must have done something.

I once parked in a handicap spot while going in for my morning coffee at Dunkin Donuts.

[King Mayan]

Saloon please... Fukking beiber.

[Deuce]

Serious felonies there is no statute of limitations. Misdemeanors are generally 6-7 years.

[Cougar Bait]

I once parked in a handicap spot while going in for my morning coffee at Dunkin Donuts.

I knew it!

[paco]

Cougar, thus is a public forum, and some pretty serious people here. No one smart will say anything.

Think about the story Brock told about the credit union. His real name is not Brock, but stuff went down pretty quick, no?

[Tech N9ne]

Too many to list

Plus FBI is watching

[Cougar Bait]

Cougar, thus is a public forum, and some pretty serious people here. No one smart will say anything.

Think about the story Brock told about the credit union. His real name is not Brock, but stuff went down pretty quick, no?

Yeah. That's because everyone knew Brocks real name and what he was doing was documented on here with pics. Gotta be smart about it, like Loshak.

[CarpeDime]

Too many to list

Plus FBI is watching

FUKK the fbi they will never get me on anything those amateurs are a complete joke its actually funny to watch them try

[TobiasFunke]

Long story short...they used to send these coupons in the mail for free new release rentals. Each month I would memorize the 13 digit code and enter it in after I saw someone paying in cash. I put the code in, ask for $9, owe the drawer $6 and mark down how much the drawer is over.

Did you get caught?

[QuantumLeap]

Printed off some Tijuana Twenties and paid for a hooker in Tijuana with them.

[dfberger23]

Serious felonies there is no statute of limitations. Misdemeanors are generally 6-7 years.

Stellar law analysis from Deuce Boyd, attorney of law.

[Cougar Bait]

Did you get caught?

Let's just put it this way, two guys showed up from Florida wearing black suits and the coupons were changed forever.