List The Crimes You've Gotten Away With

[Roadtrip635]

Lot of trespassing and smoking weed in public. Smoked outside a bar on 34th street a bunch of times in the middle of the fukkin afternoon, down the block from Madison Square Garden.

I smoked a joint with a panhandler behind the police station on Beale Street in Memphis one night. Stood right next to the driveway where the cops were driving in and out, just waved to them when they passed by. Either they didn't care or didn't suspect, the panhandler thought I was a crazy fukk.

[JohnGalt2341]

I will never admit to anything. Best I can do is show you a picture of myself when I was the leader of The Crips:

[excel]

no comment

Cougar you a fed?

Yes, Cougar is a federal employee

[Avenger]

Charged my CC for online sports gambling?

[Brock Landers]

called in a CC as stolen when i had really gone to an ATM and took out as much cash as possible.

[Cougar Bait]

Yes, Cougar is a federal employee

I do not work for the government. I work for a private company. And I just want to hear the craziest shit you got, nothing more.

Like, for instance, this:

called in a CC as stolen when i had really gone to an ATM and took out as much cash as possible.

[Brock Landers]

filed a report that my golf clubs were stolen then pocketed the cash from the insurance company, 1500 bux the easy way

[Dirty Sanchez]

filed a report that my golf clubs were stolen then pocketed the cash from the insurance company, 1500 bux the easy way

How about mushing the entire civilized gambling world? If bad picks were a crime you would be doing fukkin life Landers

[Cougar Bait]

filed a report that my golf clubs were stolen then pocketed the cash from the insurance company, 1500 bux the easy way

Jeezus

Hope Scotty Rose isn't reading this, or Nina for that matter, or you're buried Brock. She'll call every insurance company in Champaign.

[CarpeDime]

filed a report that my golf clubs were stolen then pocketed the cash from the insurance company, 1500 bux the easy way

[KGambler]

Serious felonies there is no statute of limitations. Misdemeanors are generally 6-7 years.

No.

For most states, the only crime where there is no SOL is murder.

Many states have recently added crimes like rape. That's probably because DNA evidence makes it possible to catch people decades later, and it is infuriating to get a cold hit on rape cases for which the SOL has run out. Cold case squads will often re-open old rape cases as the SOL approaches for one last go at it.

Misdemeanors do not have a SOL of 6-7 years. More like 1 year.

http://law.findlaw.com/state-laws/criminal-statute-of-limitations/

I expect to hear about a lot more crimes in this thread now. Felonies only please.

[CarpeDime]

No.

For most states, the only crime where there is no SOL is murder.

Many states have recently added crimes like rape. That's probably because DNA evidence makes it possible to catch people decades later, and it is infuriating to get a cold hit on rape cases for which the SOL has run out. Cold case squads will often re-open old rape cases as the SOL approaches for one last go at it.

Misdemeanors do not have a SOL of 6-7 years. More like 1 year.

http://law.findlaw.com/state-laws/criminal-statute-of-limitations/

I expect to hear about a lot more crimes in this thread now. Felonies only please.

cool didnt realize that

its hard though to say what felonies we have gotten away with since it can be a fine line between various felonies and misdemeanors, kind of like penalties in football, but then i guess for me would be:

second degree manslaughter
assault and battery
aggravated assault
arson
stalking
lewd or lascivious molestation and conduct

but again, it's hard to say exactly what you realistically would have or should have been charged with if you had been caught

[Goat Milk]

no chance i would say anything

[stuntin909]

lmao i always wanted to do what brock did with the CC. step by step instructions please....

[stevek173]

****** a couple 17 year olds in my early 20's

[Cougar Bait]

Stevie I expected more from you

Possible bar brawl or robbery of liquor store

[Brock Landers]

lmao i always wanted to do what brock did with the CC. step by step instructions please....

find an ATM with no camera...withdraw as much as you can...call your CC company and say the card got stolen with the pin number in your wallet...not a thing they can or will do besides waive the charges

[dfberger23]

Brock is a fukkin pro.

[Djstucky]

****** a couple 17 year olds in my early 20's

At the same time???

[Brock Landers]

Brock is a fukkin pro.

[8ArIvd5]

stole pogs and candy bars from the corner gas station as a child.

grew some plants in the back yard.

****** in a public swimming pool.

got my dick sucked while driving on the freeway.

[TR88]

Was signed as poster Deuce once but they caught me

[bradthebloke]

shit myself at the fair

[bobbyfk]

Cougar, thus is a public forum, and some pretty serious people here. No one smart will say anything.

[Climate]

Battery
Robbery
Assault
Assault with a deadly weapon
Burglary
Home Invasion
Theft
Conversion
Extortion
Bookmaking
Money laundering
Wire Fraud
violated RICO
Possession
Distribution

Probably a bunch more that don't even register as crimes to me.

Oh yeah and I hacked this account. Looks like I win.

[Cougar Bait]

Battery
Robbery
Assault
Assault with a deadly weapon
Burglary
Home Invasion
Theft
Conversion
Extortion
Bookmaking
Money laundering
Wire Fraud
violated RICO
Possession
Distribution

Probably a bunch more that don't even register as crimes to me.

Oh yeah and I hacked this account. Looks like I win.

Good list. Also up at 4am. Nothing good happens after midnight. You're probably committing a crime right now.

[chilidog]

overstayed 3-month v*sa in Costa Rica

I think every foriegner that lives in CR has overstayed at one time or another.

[thezbar]

Grand theft
Sexual misconduct

{Just Kidding of course**

[frankzig]

can only list things outside US here
while working in Hawaii(89)A fiend and myself called a escort service for a hooker,long story short, paid her in $800 in amex travelers checks and didnt sign second line, next morning went to amex office and reported them lost and got them replaced.
Went back to Hotel got off elevator and two HUGE samoians standing at our door.
We waited a few hours till they left got out of hotel and checked into another.

[Ace_of_Spades]

Nothing major, just stealing of Candy bars and other low risk crap.

[jjgold]

smoking pot
masturbation
ripped tag off mattress
underage sex
molested a nun
internet porn
online sports betting in US
bet 2H college hoops lines that were left up after 2H started at BOS
overstayed 3-month v*sa in Costa Rica
crack
underage drinking
jumping turnstiles
fuked casual friend's ex-GF when she hit on me to get back at him right after they had split up
weekly BTP prizes despite being SBR employee
acted black

lots of other sick sh*t i can't even remember

lots, i'm a bad dude do not give a flying fuk son

I actually got caught twice because I got tagged like 10 years ago

[frankzig]

While working in Yokosuka,japan(87)
staying in a posh hote(7th flr)l,bought a bag of fireworks,a fiend and I went out drinking and,,,Long story short picked up a little chickie around 2am headed back to hotel for tag team after we finished threw all this b--ches clothes out the window and threw her into the hallway naked(rofl)and sat at window setting off all these fireworks we bought.This brought alot of attention to us,when we came back from work the next day.We were met at the front door and taken to another hotel(in the gut)they packed up all our stuff and moved us.

[firehoyt]

Marriage twice count?

[Brock Landers]

lets see some more!

[Monitor-Tan]

careful gentlemen.. You can renew your SOL my opening your yap in the wrong way