The NFL God is Back

ssk13809 · 10-02-11, 05:35 PM

So here we are again

Everyone laughing at me, despite me on the way for a positive weekend

Yeah, haters got high standards for me. Kind of giving a lot of respect there. Insulting me on a positive weekend. Nice to see how highly haters think of me.

SportsPedagogy · 10-02-11, 05:35 PM

Lol your chase team. Your such a compulsive liar.

ssk13809 · 10-02-11, 05:37 PM

Come on guys insult me some more. Where are you MartinBlanks? Tell me how pathetic it is for me to just have slight gains in a weekend. How bad it is it for ssk to only have a small positive weekend?

Make fun of me. I like having high standards, come on haters tell me how bad I am because I only won a little.

ssk13809 · 10-02-11, 05:39 PM

Originally posted by dante1

This asshole has you guys mesmerized, he is a 21 or 22 year old jerk off. Doesn't know a football from a sewer plate and an attention whore. One good thing is he is a great fade.

What are you fading? My 70% ATS rate last year? Or my 66% ATS rate this year?

And please tell me how to fade teasers

Or were you just talking out of your ass?

Fading a WINNING weekend

ssk13809 · 10-02-11, 05:40 PM

Originally posted by MartinBlank

Oh, the losing continues.

BEARS ATS LOSS -5.5 Units

Minnesota ML LOSS -3 Units.

Percy Harvin Receiving Yards Over 48.5 (He had 42) LOSS -3 units

2 Team Teaser LOSS -5.5 Units

17 more units down the toilet.....

So many losses and I still end up positive units. Laugh some more.

cant call it · 10-02-11, 05:44 PM

Originally posted by phillybadboy

i'm tailing all

Originally posted by MartinBlank

Oh, the losing continues. BEARS ATS LOSS -5.5 Units Minnesota ML LOSS -3 Units. Percy Harvin Receiving Yards Over 48.5 (He had 42) LOSS -3 units 2 Team Teaser LOSS -5.5 Units 17 more units down the toilet.....

Originally posted by raydog

martin...calm down...i said calm the fukk down.... you know next week is when he really gets in a groove...next week he will have a few 20 unit plays and potentially some 25 unit plays...his bankroll is unlimited, you know this! phillydamoron...how does losing your ass by following a child, feel

these threads are so fun!

Originally posted by SportsPedagogy

Originally posted by phillybadboy

we're doin allright in here buddy, stay cool

ssk13809 · 10-02-11, 05:45 PM

Originally posted by cant call it

Philly boy is right. I'm ending up with a positive weekend. The joke is on the haters...and you apparently

gshock1 · 10-02-11, 05:47 PM

Originally posted by ssk13809

1-1 dumbass. I played ATS last week

you are only @ 50%...

So much for all the talk...

mstone897 · 10-02-11, 05:49 PM

Originally posted by ssk13809

Sure you don't have to count it towards my record. Even though it is MY chase team working for ME.

But just like partner picks, it's counting towards my bankroll. And that's ALL that matters

You say bankroll is all that matters but yet won't shut up about your records. That makes no sense.

phillybadboy · 10-02-11, 05:50 PM

Originally posted by TexansFan

Because you brown nose and kiss ass like no other. I figure while you're kissing ass you probably blow as well.

but why do you wana know?

ssk13809 · 10-02-11, 06:19 PM

*Suffers Heart Attack

Out Indefinitely

mstone897 · 10-02-11, 06:20 PM

Originally posted by ssk13809

Or my 66% ATS rate this year?

You jinxed the Falcons game. Good work. 0-2 this week ATS. Thought you were locked in, bro?

Kindred · 10-02-11, 06:28 PM

Originally posted by ssk13809

*Suffers Heart Attack

Out Indefinitely

ATS ATM

Teaser Tiger

Money Line Machine

SSK

Sports Scientist · 10-02-11, 06:28 PM

This moron not only discounts games when the team he posts has a player injured, but then he posts his record before the game is over?

Originally posted by ssk13809

I want to higher my respect in my next threads and that starts with making them more football discussion orientated.

We can practice here.

My ATS picks this week: (70% ATS last year)

Bears -6.5
Falcons -4.5

Anyone disagree? I hit 70% ATS last year so look at yourself before you disagree with me. Panthers and Seahawks suck so Bears/Falcons cover.

who needs to do the self examination in this thread?

gshock1 · 10-02-11, 06:28 PM

Originally posted by ssk13809

*Suffers Heart Attack

Out Indefinitely

1-2 ATS

one word - 'loser'

SportsPedagogy · 10-02-11, 06:30 PM

EVEN if Ravens cover your teaser, and you add your "Chaser teams" play ... your still gonna lose 2 units... Your not an NFL God ... your not even relevant on this board. Your just a math nerd wanna be that we like to come and make fun when we should be working or doing school work. Get over yourself .... actually, dont. We enjoy this too much. I cant wait for next weeks "Fudge Packing Parlay"

mstone897 · 10-02-11, 06:31 PM

Originally posted by Kindred

ATS ATM

Teaser Tiger

Money Line Machine

SSK

Don't forget today he called himself the "prop queen"

Full Time Hobo · 10-02-11, 06:46 PM

So instead of me reading through everything how did today go?

Wheres mushroom with the record update

SportsPedagogy · 10-02-11, 06:51 PM

Originally posted by Full Time Hobo

So instead of me reading through everything how did today go?

Wheres mushroom with the record update

Apparently he pays a team to chase his loses ....

Originally posted by ssk13809

Sure you don't have to count it towards my record. Even though it is MY chase team working for ME.

They bailed him out for 10 units ...

So if Baltimore manages to cover +7 , he will only lose 2 units ..

Really public type plays backfired for him ....

Full Time Hobo · 10-02-11, 06:56 PM

He always had a "chase team."

Thanks SportsPedagogy

TexansFan · 10-02-11, 06:57 PM

Is he the pitcher or the catcher on his chase team?

Greyraptor · 10-02-11, 07:00 PM

I still don't understand all these damn "teams". So he went 1-2 on the day but he has a "team" that reimburses his losses? Oiy vay

SportsPedagogy · 10-02-11, 07:03 PM

Originally posted by TexansFan

Is he the pitcher or the catcher on his chase team?

Well ... as you can see here on this chart ...

His team is chasing him ...
When caught ... from behind ....
It would appear that he is the catcher...

Hope that clears things up

TexansFan · 10-02-11, 07:04 PM

raydog · 10-02-11, 07:09 PM

haha, pure gold ... so none of the math team and the money mgmt team and the chase teams losses go on his record...got it...cmon guys, we should have known this...

guy has put 100k in action today...stop being a hater tfan!

SportsPedagogy · 10-02-11, 07:09 PM

Originally posted by TexansFan

His PR team is probably going ballistic right now
Im sure his legal team is filing the paperwork as you read this
but he shouldnt be mad at me ...
It was his NFL Team "the Seahawks" that fuked him over ...

Greyraptor · 10-02-11, 07:13 PM

I guess I shouldn't have stopped reading this thread 15 pages ago because now I am lost. LOL...I just couldn't believe it is still going but at least he finally made a pick it looks like. Guess he hadn't gotten into "God Mode" yet eh?

SportsPedagogy · 10-02-11, 07:17 PM

Originally posted by Greyraptor

I guess I shouldn't have stopped reading this thread 15 pages ago because now I am lost. LOL...I just couldn't believe it is still going but at least he finally made a pick it looks like. Guess he hadn't gotten into "God Mode" yet eh?

He is stuck in L. Ron Hubbard mode at the moment.

Greyraptor · 10-02-11, 07:21 PM

Originally posted by SportsPedagogy

He is stuck in L. Ron Hubbard mode at the moment.

phillybadboy · 10-02-11, 08:19 PM

Originally posted by TexansFan

Is he the pitcher or the catcher on his chase team?

you like men?

MartinBlank · 10-02-11, 08:25 PM

How'd that ATS go?

0-2 A f'in OFER? WOW.

SSK---Mr 33%.

MartinBlank · 10-02-11, 08:32 PM

That sure is some big profits SSK is throwing around.

1/3 of a friggin unit!

Originally posted by ssk13809

Official Week 4 Playcard

Bears -6.5 LOSS

Risk 5.5 to Win 5

Falcons -4.5 LOSS

Risk 5.5 to Win 5

2 Team Teaser (6 points) LOSS
Chargers -1 (-1.5)

Eagles -3.5 (-2.5)

Risk 5.5 to Win 5

3 Team Teaser (10 points) WIN

Vikkings +7 (+8.5)

Ravens +6.5 (+7)

Packers -2

Risk 3.6 to Win 3

Bengals +135 WIN

Risk 3 to Win 4.1

Vikkings -150 LOSS

Risk 3 to Win 2

Hakeem Nicks OVER 65.5 Yards WIN

Risk 3.3 to Win 3

Percy Harvin OVER 48.5 Yards LOSS

Risk 3.3 to Win 3

2 Team Teaser WIN
Chargers -0.5
Patriots pk
Risk 11 to Win 10

Sports Scientist · 10-02-11, 08:35 PM

goddam vikkings

MartinBlank · 10-02-11, 08:36 PM

Now---the best part the SSK Update for the 2011 NFL Season.

His bet record overall 9-13.

His ATS record: 33%

His bankroll: NEGATIVE 10.2 units...that is right--- -10.2 units

SportsMushroom · 10-02-11, 08:52 PM

Originally posted by Full Time Hobo

So instead of me reading through everything how did today go?

Wheres mushroom with the record update

Originally posted by MartinBlank

Now---the best part the SSK Update for the 2011 NFL Season. His bet record overall 9-13.

His ATS record: 33% His bankroll: NEGATIVE 7.2 units...that is right--- -7.2 units

you are mistaken sir

ssk was down 7.5 units prior to week 4

updated ssk record:

9-13 -10.2 units

oh and ssk's ats hymen has finally broken, after going undefeated for 3 whole weeks and a phenomenal 1-0 in all posted ats plays

I had already stated that this guy chases as hell, once he saw he was going to be down he made a chase bet to cover his losses, unfortunately for him he posted his chase and units before the falcons loss, I can assure you if he was losing that game early his chase would have been bigger to guarantee a profit, but it all does not really matter, I can personally guarantee that he does not have money on these plays

despite all this I wish ssk well, I really hope he turns things around, and hopefully be less of a smug prick