SSK's NBA Thread 2

**MartinBlank** · 02-14-11, 05:25 PM

Beat---Well done!!!!

**phillybadboy** · 02-14-11, 07:41 PM

darn, ssk seems like u had a bad day, ignore the haters, keep on grindin

**D3 Mighty Ducks** · 02-14-11, 07:46 PM

Come back SSK

**nyed1010** · 02-14-11, 07:58 PM

Hello SBR, this is the CEO of SSK Global. I would like to give a little update on SSK. Our Waldo team have been searching for SSK for nearly 27.5 hours and they've finally made contact with SSK. He's currently in Greenland with his dog Toto. He has been deeply distraught by his epic failure during this NBA season. He has lost nearly his entire bankroll and will be applying for a custodian job at a nearby boarding school. Once again, we would like to note that SSK is no longer an employee of SSK Global, but we will be providing assistance to SSK and his dog Toto. We are wary of his situation and want nothing but the best for his well being. We will be sending over a Purina team and a welfare team at our expense.

SSK Global CEO
nyed1010

**MartinBlank** · 02-14-11, 08:12 PM

Originally posted by phillybadboy

darn, ssk seems like u had a bad day, ignore the haters, keep on grindin

Bad day?

Try BAD 6 DAYS!!

Try Bad NBA SEASON!

Try Bad thread.

Oh, and keep grindin' you say? With what? Bankroll has gone bye-bye.

**MartinBlank** · 02-15-11, 09:21 AM

Don't worry guys, SSK is still here.

He keeps checking this thread.

**ttrace35** · 02-15-11, 09:26 AM

Originally posted by phillybadboy

darn, ssk seems like u had a bad day, ignore the haters, keep on grindin

This is ridiculous. Philly, are you guys lovers or something? C'mon man.

**DrStale** · 02-15-11, 01:14 PM

SSK for Preisdent.

**GoCougs!** · 02-15-11, 01:17 PM

Come on back SSK. Need some entertainment!
Hello........hellooooooooo......

**Full Time Hobo** · 02-15-11, 02:32 PM

Any mysterious threads start about the best handicapper and starting with 100 units only this time with a different handle?

**big0mar** · 02-15-11, 02:36 PM

Kids mom probably took internet privileges away

Guys dont let your kids turn out to be losing gamblers

**MartinBlank** · 02-15-11, 06:31 PM

What happened to SSK?

Has anyone spotted his new name yet?

**MartinBlank** · 02-16-11, 08:23 AM

He is still checking in daily to get his 2 points------but he isn't posting.

**hitman09** · 02-16-11, 08:25 AM

He is scared if he post his plays, we will make money by fading him so he's in the dark and play fake money in sbr sportbook

**hitman09** · 02-19-11, 01:36 AM

Is this thread dead? I am thinking of quitting NBA picks.

**GoCougs!** · 02-21-11, 12:14 PM

Hello.......hello..........?
Where could SSK be?
Possibly on another ML thread w/ tennis and German B-ball.

**Full Time Hobo** · 02-21-11, 12:21 PM

Damnit please stop reviving this thread youre getting my hopes up

**D3 Mighty Ducks** · 02-21-11, 12:24 PM

I have a feeling SSK is banned for a couple of weeks or for life from SBR.

**ssk13809** · 02-21-11, 03:09 PM

Sorry I've been away

After many failures I knew I had to do something. So I went to see my team of mad scientists 100 feet underground in China. They have been working on me for the past 5 days, doing all kinds of crazy things that involve electricity, fire, chemistry, and plasma. They have worked on me before as well so I know what they are capable of. I am now
stronger than ever with more power
than ever.

New NBA thread tomorrow with my
budget from the NFL season I started
on SBR. I will officially be in...

Beast Mode

**ChileCheese** · 02-21-11, 03:15 PM

Dont you have any shame bro? I know its the internet and you are fooling around. But you know.

**ssk13809** · 02-21-11, 03:55 PM

Originally posted by ChileCheese

Dont you have any shame bro? I know its the internet and you are fooling around. But you know.

There is no fooling around here

**Grits n' Gravy** · 02-21-11, 04:25 PM

sweet. welcome back ssk. we need your picks to fade. thanks for the money you've made me the past month.

**MartinBlank** · 02-21-11, 04:28 PM

Originally posted by ssk13809

Sorry I've been away

After many failures I knew I had to do something. So I went to see my team of mad scientists 100 feet underground in China. They have been working on me for the past 5 days, doing all kinds of crazy things that involve electricity, fire, chemistry, and plasma. They have worked on me before as well so I know what they are capable of. I am now
stronger than ever with more power
than ever.

New NBA thread tomorrow with my
budget from the NFL season I started
on SBR. I will officially be in...

Beast Mode

Actually you HAVE NOT BEEN AWAY.

You signed in every single day to get your 2 points.

Want me to show you?

**ssk13809** · 02-21-11, 04:29 PM

Originally posted by MartinBlank

Actually you HAVE NOT BEEN AWAY.

You signed in every single day to get your 2 points.

Want me to show you?

You forgot I have a posting team? Already mentioned them. You want me to show you?

I told them to keep signing in, but make no posts in my absence.. That's what has been done.

**ssk13809** · 02-21-11, 04:30 PM

Originally posted by Grits n' Gravy

sweet. welcome back ssk. we need your picks to fade. thanks for the money you've made me the past month.

I read some of these "we faded you ssk" posts recently.

Since I've lost most on teasers lately, tell me guys, how do you FADE teasers

You guys try SO hard

**MartinBlank** · 02-21-11, 04:32 PM

Of all the shucksters that have ever been around-----SSK may in fact, be the worst capper ever.

He lost 200 units in the NBA---in roughly 9 days time. 9 days. I suppose, anyone looking for fade material is going to love him. So, at least we have that going for us.

**MartinBlank** · 02-21-11, 04:36 PM

Originally posted by ssk13809

You forgot I have a posting team? Already mentioned them. You want me to show you?

I told them to keep signing in, but make no posts in my absence.. That's what has been done.

Oh, do show us.

You signed in for 2 lousy points? You're big time.

**MartinBlank** · 02-21-11, 04:36 PM

Originally posted by ssk13809

I read some of these "we faded you ssk" posts recently.

Since I've lost most on teasers lately, tell me guys, how do you FADE teasers

You guys try SO hard

Actually, fading your ATS plays was very profitable.

You hit 38% of your ATS plays....giving those of us who faded you----a 62% win rate. Magical.

**ssk13809** · 02-21-11, 04:37 PM

Originally posted by MartinBlank

Of all the shucksters that have ever been around-----SSK may in fact, be the worst capper ever.

He lost 200 units in the NBA---in roughly 9 days time. 9 days. I suppose, anyone looking for fade material is going to love him. So, at least we have that going for us.

He's already forgotten I'm in BEAST MODE now

**ssk13809** · 02-21-11, 04:38 PM

Originally posted by MartinBlank

Oh, do show us.

You signed in for 2 lousy points? You're big time.

I just told my posting team to find the link, and in 2 seconds...

SBR Forum - Sports Betting Talk - Sportsbook Review Forum

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/909135-ssks-nba-thread-p25.html

Sports betting and handicapping forum: discuss picks, odds, and predictions for upcoming games and results on latest bets.

Here I mention my posting team.

Anything else?

**gryfyn1** · 02-21-11, 04:40 PM

Originally posted by ssk13809

He's already forgotten I'm in BEAST MODE now

so does that mean you'll lose your next 100 units is 3 days? 2 days? or are the haters 'getting to you' and you'll go all in on your first play?

**ssk13809** · 02-21-11, 04:40 PM

Anyways guys, don't have much time to argue. My doctors and scientists told me to rest before the Beast is Unleashed tomorrow.

Losing time is over. It's BEAST MODE time now. More details on what this implies tomorrow.

**MartinBlank** · 02-21-11, 04:43 PM

I will wager I get him to push all-in within 3 days time.

He hasn't learned anything.

Same thing.

Teasers that lose, money line parlays that lose, and lousy ATS selections. He does not have the discipline or talent to make 1 or 2 selections ATS per night. He isn't capable of that. And the first 12 unit teaser he loses, he will push all-in when we make fun of him.

**Grits n' Gravy** · 02-21-11, 04:46 PM

just fade the ats plays and get paid.

why weren't you in la for all star weekend ssk? all your people were there.

**DrStale** · 02-21-11, 06:28 PM

Well now it's just sad.