Got Jumped by 4 Eagle Fans Yesterday...

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  • BatemanPatrickl
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 06-21-07
    • 18772

    #1
    Got Jumped by 4 Eagle Fans Yesterday...
    Bunch of locals followed me outside of a bar when I was walking home and started a tussle. Threw a haymaker that didn't land and was basically jumped.

    Physical Damage:

    Bruised forhead
    Small cut on my left cheek
    Bruised Knee
    Scraped elbow
    Busted Versace glasses

    Estimated recovery time:

    3 days

    Police came and I am now banned from said bar because according to the witnesses (the people that jumped me), I started it.

    Only at the Jersey shore
  • obamaismyuncle
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 12-31-08
    • 17801

    #2
    wow
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    • BatemanPatrickl
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 06-21-07
      • 18772

      #3
      Yep. Guy was yapping the whole time so I said something and walked out to go home. Next thing I know I got three dudes and some skank coming at me. Threw a haymaker, missed and that was that. Managed to choke of the guys while he brother was pounding my head.
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      • no1here
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 03-23-09
        • 5914

        #4
        bottom line is Philly is a horrible city, been there and always get out as fast as possible
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        • MBENZ
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 01-07-07
          • 5238

          #5
          Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl
          Yep. Guy was yapping the whole time so I said something and walked out to go home. Next thing I know I got three dudes and some skank coming at me. Threw a haymaker, missed and that was that. Managed to choke of the guys while he brother was pounding my head.

          You said something to piss them off.Shocking,just shocking.
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          • JMobile
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 08-21-10
            • 19074

            #6
            ....must of been the Versace glasses that gave you that beaten.
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            • BatemanPatrickl
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 06-21-07
              • 18772

              #7
              Originally posted by no1here
              bottom line is Philly is a horrible city, been there and always get out as fast as possible
              I was in New Jersey
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              • BatemanPatrickl
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 06-21-07
                • 18772

                #8
                Keep em coming boyz I need some cheering up
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                • madrabbit
                  Restricted User
                  • 12-07-10
                  • 1503

                  #9
                  Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl
                  Bunch of locals followed me outside of a bar when I was walking home and started a tussle. Threw a haymaker that didn't land and was basically jumped.

                  Physical Damage:

                  Bruised forhead
                  Small cut on my left cheek
                  Bruised Knee
                  Scraped elbow
                  Busted Versace glasses

                  Estimated recovery time:

                  3 days

                  Police came and I am now banned from said bar because according to the witnesses (the people that jumped me), I started it.

                  Only at the Jersey shore
                  at least you had crack at them. Thugs. Go with a one-two tho if it happens again straight punches are harder to defend against and obviously the first one sets up the second and the 2nd also acts as a cover for the first. End of the day well done for having a go and its harder to perform at the time. Against 3 guys tho you pretty much have no chance.
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                  • BatemanPatrickl
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 06-21-07
                    • 18772

                    #10
                    The girl was worse; came at me with claws and all...
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                    • Willie Bee
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 02-14-06
                      • 15726

                      #11
                      Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl
                      Police came and I am now banned from said bar because according to the witnesses (the people that jumped me), I started it.
                      They've obviously never read your posts at SBR. That would no doubt clear things up and prove you're not a troublemaker.
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                      • BatemanPatrickl
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 06-21-07
                        • 18772

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Willie Bee
                        They've obviously never read your posts at SBR. That would no doubt clear things up and prove you're not a troublemaker.
                        How could I start it if I am walking home and people follow me home?
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                        • Willie Bee
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 02-14-06
                          • 15726

                          #13
                          Nothing personal, batemanpatrickl, and mind you this oinly comes from observing you on this message board the past four years or so. But it's easy for me to imagine your alligator mouth overloading your hummingbird butt.
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                          • JMobile
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 08-21-10
                            • 19074

                            #14
                            But Pat, how could you let yourself get wooped by 4 Eagles fans when most of them are 4 foot midgets....unless your 3 feet then I understand.
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                            • blackbeSSt
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 09-06-08
                              • 9398

                              #15
                              pics or it didn't happen
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                              • shari91
                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                • 02-23-10
                                • 32661

                                #16
                                Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl
                                How could I start it if I am walking home and people follow me home?
                                Ladies and gentleman of the jury, I'd like to present Exhibit A.

                                Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl
                                Yep. Guy was yapping the whole time so I said something and walked out to go home. Next thing I know I got three dudes and some skank coming at me. Threw a haymaker, missed and that was that. Managed to choke of the guys while he brother was pounding my head.
                                Bateman, your 'saying something' is the equivalent to most other people's 'I screwed yo mama in the arse and then cut off her leg and ate it for a midnight snack' kind of thing. Let's be realistic here.

                                Hope you heal quickly
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                                • madrabbit
                                  Restricted User
                                  • 12-07-10
                                  • 1503

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by shari91
                                  Ladies and gentleman of the jury, I'd like to present Exhibit A.



                                  Bateman, your 'saying something' is the equivalent to most other people's 'I screwed yo mama in the arse and then cut off her leg and ate it for a midnight snack' kind of thing. Let's be realistic here.

                                  Hope you heal quickly
                                  hey shari where abouts in Oz you living? im from perth.
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                                  • Dirty Sanchez
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 03-01-10
                                    • 16031

                                    #18
                                    I think Shari said it all...lol...though I don't like seeing people get beat down
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                                    • tltaylor89
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 06-19-09
                                      • 19610

                                      #19
                                      I'm glad you got your ass kicked they should have put your ass in the hospital.
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                                      • shari91
                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                        • 02-23-10
                                        • 32661

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by tltaylor89
                                        I'm glad you got your ass kicked they should have put your ass in the hospital.

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                                        • tltaylor89
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 06-19-09
                                          • 19610

                                          #21
                                          I'm so glad someone kicked his ass.
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                                          • stealthyburrito
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 05-12-09
                                            • 21562

                                            #22
                                            fukk philly fans, they are the biggest dickhead fans in sports.

                                            they wont hesitate to heckle/threaten old women, young children if they dont swear allegiance to their f\*g teams.

                                            pat, round up a posse, find those fukks, and give em the beating of a lifetime.

                                            call me baters, would like to be a part of said posse.
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                                            • minet123
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 02-17-07
                                              • 10280

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by no1here
                                              bottom line is Philly is a horrible city, been there and always get out as fast as possible
                                              Hey
                                              But it is true you can have million dollar row homes and half a block away it looks like a war zone
                                              Gawd how I miss my city
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                                              • shari91
                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                • 02-23-10
                                                • 32661

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by madrabbit
                                                hey shari where abouts in Oz you living? im from perth.
                                                I'm in Melbourne, getting my ass soaked by rain and freezing my bits off every time I go outside. An hour away from snow. In summer.

                                                They don't really tell you that crap on the tourism adverts for your country now do they?
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                                                • BatemanPatrickl
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 06-21-07
                                                  • 18772

                                                  #25
                                                  Boys I am done fighting but appreciate the thoughts.
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                                                  • stealthyburrito
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 05-12-09
                                                    • 21562

                                                    #26
                                                    baters dont let those cunts push you around.

                                                    baters get the estrogen out of your system and letts go for it.
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                                                    • madrabbit
                                                      Restricted User
                                                      • 12-07-10
                                                      • 1503

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by shari91
                                                      I'm in Melbourne, getting my ass soaked by rain and freezing my bits off every time I go outside. An hour away from snow. In the summer.

                                                      They don't really advertise that crap on the tourism adverts for your country now do they?
                                                      loooooooool. Been funny weather here in perth too. You dont like melbourne do ya? which part? near the city? you go to any AFL games? Melbourne Victory might make a charge i feel in the a-league soccer comp. Worth 100 at +700 odds.
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                                                      • Ninersnut
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 05-20-10
                                                        • 3730

                                                        #28
                                                        Should've pulled a gun and took out their kneecaps. Below the waste is not attempted man slaughter . Jersey shore? They aren't real Philly fans they are just too far south to route for the G-men.
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                                                        • tltaylor89
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 06-19-09
                                                          • 19610

                                                          #29
                                                          I want a piece of Bateman myself is he showing up to the bash this year?
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                                                          • BatemanPatrickl
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 06-21-07
                                                            • 18772

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by stealthyburrito
                                                            baters dont let those cunts push you around.

                                                            baters get the estrogen out of your system and letts go for it.
                                                            You in Jersey if so let me think about it.
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                                                            • yisman
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 09-01-08
                                                              • 75682

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by no1here
                                                              bottom line is Philly is a horrible city, been there and always get out as fast as possible
                                                              nice to know you didn't read the first post!
                                                              [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                                                              [/quote]

                                                              [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                                                              • KingKolzig
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 02-02-10
                                                                • 5550

                                                                #32
                                                                funny thing is bateman is a bigger butt brat than the skank. he was probably looking to get raped lmfao
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                                                                • Glitch
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 07-08-09
                                                                  • 11795

                                                                  #33
                                                                  e-a-g-l-e-s Eagles
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                                                                  • nosniboR11
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 09-02-08
                                                                    • 10042

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by tltaylor89
                                                                    I'm glad you got your ass kicked they should have put your ass in the hospital.
                                                                    taylor little kid your day is coming, real soon
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                                                                    • illmatick
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 01-05-09
                                                                      • 5456

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I would have had your back Bateman, you'll get em next time.
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