Let's Get Random, Bitches!!

[DiggityDaggityDo]

This is SBR's official random post thread.

You got something to say that has nothing to do with anything? This is your spot.

You got something to say that is very important but you do not want to find the thread that you should post in? This is your thread.

Everything goes here... NO RULES!

Lets Go!

[B1GER1C828]

had a turkey sandwich today

[itchypickle]

African American kids started wearing their pants over sized and low.....White people coined the style as 'saggin' Now ask yourself...what does that spell backwards? Tricky racist white kids

[TexansFan]

5 star bomb is a moron.

[samgurt]

There is a Superman in every episode of Seinfeld.

[sideloaded]

ill sex u up

[GiveMeaBJ]

What % of NBA players have a black parent? I mean it got me thinking, these big white guys. Where the **** did they come from? They couldn't all come from Europe. Blake's pops is black. I am willing to say that we can count on two hands the number of NBA players with 2 white parents.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

African American kids started wearing their pants over sized and low.....White people coined the style as 'saggin' Now ask yourself...what does that spell backwards? Tricky racist white kids

Holy shit, I never knew that!! LOL!!!

[NrmlCurvSurfr]

Just getting my points, thanks!

[stealthyburrito]

why did muse come to town.

fukk traffic.

[obamaismyuncle]

who farted

[obamaismyuncle]

give me head till im dead

[obamaismyuncle]

SBR Pro is for fags

[Robust]

i need to get laid badly..

and go to vegas!!

not necesarily in that order...

Robust

[RonPaul2008]

cops who break down the doors of medical cannabis users and put guns to their heads are terrorists and I wouldn't mind if they all dropped dead right now

for instance:

Seattle Police officers brandishing submachine guns broke down the door of a 50-year-old medical marijuana patient Monday night and pushed him face down to the floor. His offense? He was legally growing two tiny cannabis plants.

Will Laudanski, a military veteran who was an Airborne Ranger in Desert Shield, wasn't even breaking the law. As an authorized medical marijuana patient in the state of Washington, he's allowed to grow up to 15 plants and possess 24 ounces of cannabis.


But Seattle Police have shown they are willing to treat the smallest of pot cases -- even in cases where the marijuana is legal -- as if they were raiding the biggest crack house or meth lab in town.


Just before 9 p.m. Monday officers at SPD's East Precinct held a briefing about a complaint of marijuana at a four-unit apartment building in the Leschi neighborhood, reports Dominic Holden at The Stranger.


A week earlier, officers had applied for a search warrant from King County Superior Court, sent an officer with a drug dog to sniff at the door, "confirmed the scent of marijuana," and started planning their big SWAT style drug raid.


Graphic: NORML/Missoula Independent A gung-ho SWAT team of officers decked out in all their Rambo-esque raid equipment -- between six and nine officers -- ran up the stairs, some carrying MP5 submachine guns, and one guy with a battering ram. They pounded on Laudanski's door and said it was the police.


"I was tying my robe," said Laudanski, who had just stepped out of the bathroom. "I said 'I am opening the door,' but before I could get my hand to the door, they busted it open and then rushed me."


Laudanski told The Stranger his door now "has cracks running right down the middle. I can't really bolt it."


"During the entry to this apartment, the locking mechanism to the front door was possibly damaged," the official incident report drily notes.



"I was trying to comply," Laudanski said. "Then they pushed me down to the ground and just basically got me positioned in a corner of the kitchen with my face on the floor."


As officers began to tear up the place while he was face down on the floor, Laudanski told them he was an authorized medical marijuana patient and directed them to his paperwork in the other room. "Do you want to see it?" he asked the officers.


Laudanski "had paperwork in the room declaring his marijuana grow was for medical purposes," the police report acknowledged.


As officers ransacked the apartment, they discovered two small marijuana plants in the bedroom, each growing in pots.


"They were able to see the full extent of my pathetic grow," Laudanski said. "There were four little nuggets of bud the size of your pinkie on one and five on the other. They're about 12 inches high."


Police didn't take the plants.


"Clearly, in this case, there was no law violation that was discovered," admitted Seattle Police spokesman Sean Whitcomb.


But Whitcomb adds, "Our mission is to enforce the law. We do that by gathering information of any evidence of any criminal violation. And I'd go on to say that had the officers known that, they would have spent their tune diubg something else. However, unfortunately, we don't always have that luxury."


But officers do have the luxury of speaking the English language, don't they? Couldn't they have, like, knocked on the goddamned door and asked about the marijuana, especially given the fact that Washington is a medical marijuana state?


Well, it turns out that "knock-and-talks" aren't the protocol for "drug cases" -- even small pot cases, Whitcomb said.


Well, heaven forbid you should go against your ******-up protocol just because medical marijuana is legal, officer! By all means, feel free to break down doors, rough up sick people, and trash their homes! No need to make sure they're breaking the law first; that would violate protocol!


Laudanski said he hasn't done anything to attract the cops' attention. And he doesn't know why so much force was necessary.


"I came from a perspective that was pro-police," said Laudanski, who worked in New York as a paramedic. "But I still think this was very, very wrong what they did. I feel that higher-up people who ordered this, they are wasting our time and our money and they are putting innocent people in danger."



Every day in the United States, we have 100 to 150 paramilitary style SWAT raids on American homes, mostly in the name of the War On Drugs, according to NORML. Shouldn't we at least get the sick and dying off the battlefield?


Nazi scumbags!

[Salamander]

I'm looking forward to saying President Palin for 8 years

[GiveMeaBJ]

All this ice on my chain no wonder why I'm numb bitch.

[Jimmy Proffett]

Just listening to old Howard Stern clips. My favorites are the ones with Gilbert Gottfried helping with the news.

[GiveMeaBJ]

My dog bit me.

[itchypickle]

My dog bit me.

Wasn't in the process of licking the peanut butter off your nuts was he?

[Jiggy Fly]

They call me Doctor Love!!

[Dad]

Cupcake anyone?

[Dad]

I threw away an advertisement left on my car yesterday because there was a single typo.

[jwbama23]

African American kids started wearing their pants over sized and low.....White people coined the style as 'saggin' Now ask yourself...what does that spell backwards? Tricky racist white kids

[Landscaper]

Young wet bitches

[D3 Mighty Ducks]

African American kids started wearing their pants over sized and low.....White people coined the style as 'saggin' Now ask yourself...what does that spell backwards? Tricky racist white kids

[DiggityDaggityDo]

OKC all night, bitches!

[Poker_Beast]

I love hot chicks!!

[Poker_Beast]

I love hot chicks!

[dodger33]

Going to take my dog for a run

[SCRAGGS]

wax the dolphin

[dodger33]

I like tacos. Especially one like scraggs' avatar

[samgurt]

There is a Superman in every episode of Seinfeld.

i found out that this statement is false!

[70kgman]

Youtube is a life saver. I went from completely clueless about Excel to now feeling like an expert after watching this hour long "excel for Dummies" tutorial video. I cant believe I have always created all my math models and tracking with a pen/paper/hand-held calculator. I AM a dummy.

[CollegeOverUnder]

I bought an 8 pack of yogurt today