I Just Let Her Walk Out The Door
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Extra InningsSBR Posting Legend
- 02-26-10
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#36Comment -
robmpinkSBR Posting Legend
- 01-09-07
- 13205
#37HMMM, where can a "gay" "stiff" kind of guy like me go on vacation? Oh, my cousins beach house (by the bay).Comment -
robmpinkSBR Posting Legend
- 01-09-07
- 13205
#38Oh geeeeez, last night there was a home invasion two towns over from me. I was prepared this time if they came. I got a scap net for crabbing and put a sharp rock on the end to use as a spear. I heard on the radio the cops captured one of the suspects one town away from me. I'm still on high alert. I know the other is coming for me and my beachouse. Just stay awake I went through the entire bottle of Flintsones. Now I'm popping centrum like a muthfo.Comment -
mikejammSBR Posting Legend
- 08-24-09
- 11045
#39Comment -
stealthyburritoSBR Posting Legend
- 05-12-09
- 21562
#40Sb, he knew I owned a beachouse at the Jersey Shore. I don't know why else. I wasn't about to back down. I quickly hatched a plan. I went into the mens room and picked up the glade air freshener, which I would use for some sort of mace. I then found a proctractor and sharpened it on the corner of my desk. I was ready, but the cops got him and protected me and the beachouse.
you are like a real life mcguyver.
robby invite me to that beach house some day, when the weather is warm and the college honeys are on their spring break.Comment -
tripleblack1705SBR Sharp
- 09-06-10
- 362
#41Oh geeeeez, last night there was a home invasion two towns over from me. I was prepared this time if they came. I got a scap net for crabbing and put a sharp rock on the end to use as a spear. I heard on the radio the cops captured one of the suspects one town away from me. I'm still on high alert. I know the other is coming for me and my beachouse. Just stay awake I went through the entire bottle of Flintsones. Now I'm popping centrum like a muthfo.
Rob they're after you man, I want to visit the beachouse asap. Do you snort flintstones gummies? Or the pills? Or a combo of both?Comment -
OmgUrMomRestricted User
- 02-07-10
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OmgUrMomRestricted User
- 02-07-10
- 8481
#43puttt the lotttion in the basket!!Comment -
statnerdsSBR MVP
- 09-23-09
- 4047
#44Comment -
ScorpionSBR Hall of Famer
- 09-04-05
- 7797
#45Are you a homosexual? If yes contact Sicky Santoro
I messed up this time. I guess she couldn't take it anymore. I admit all I do is brag, brag, brag. If I bought something for $50, I tell people it was $450. My pill popping habits, snorting crushed Flintstones vitamins when times are rough. What could I expect? She has a Masters degree but sold her truck to an ex con and accepted an IOU. I'm not mad about that though. This stress is geting to me. Not barely 2 years ago an armed robber was gunned down in my building trying to get to me. I was on the 7th floor. The cops got him on the 2nd floor. It was too close for comfort. I then turned to huffing gas to take the edge off. I did some cycles of roids which made me paranoid. I have a beach house down the shore, my beachouse. I think my therapist is sooooo hot. I want the world! I am the world! Sometimes when I'm lonely I use my parents house phone to call my cell phone and carry on a conversation with me just to keep me busy.Comment
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