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  • Extra Innings
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 02-26-10
    • 15058

    #36
    Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl

    There's a MNG game on? By the looks of things RobMPink (Stiff) is down for attacking people for no reason. Don't worry the mods will clean up the trash soon. Have a nice vacation Robby.
    Mods

    Sincerely,

    Fat Guy
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    • robmpink
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 01-09-07
      • 13205

      #37
      HMMM, where can a "gay" "stiff" kind of guy like me go on vacation? Oh, my cousins beach house (by the bay).
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      • robmpink
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 01-09-07
        • 13205

        #38
        Oh geeeeez, last night there was a home invasion two towns over from me. I was prepared this time if they came. I got a scap net for crabbing and put a sharp rock on the end to use as a spear. I heard on the radio the cops captured one of the suspects one town away from me. I'm still on high alert. I know the other is coming for me and my beachouse. Just stay awake I went through the entire bottle of Flintsones. Now I'm popping centrum like a muthfo.
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        • mikejamm
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 08-24-09
          • 11045

          #39
          Originally posted by sweethook
          bo you just need stop all that stuff ,come live and work some on a hog farm walk these dirt roads then youl see whats in my head
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          No way dude! Keep pinky boy away from farm animals, especially sheep, they wouldn't stand a chance!
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          • stealthyburrito
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 05-12-09
            • 21562

            #40
            Originally posted by robmpink
            Sb, he knew I owned a beachouse at the Jersey Shore. I don't know why else. I wasn't about to back down. I quickly hatched a plan. I went into the mens room and picked up the glade air freshener, which I would use for some sort of mace. I then found a proctractor and sharpened it on the corner of my desk. I was ready, but the cops got him and protected me and the beachouse.
            unreal robby.

            you are like a real life mcguyver.

            robby invite me to that beach house some day, when the weather is warm and the college honeys are on their spring break.
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            • tripleblack1705
              SBR Sharp
              • 09-06-10
              • 362

              #41
              Originally posted by robmpink
              Oh geeeeez, last night there was a home invasion two towns over from me. I was prepared this time if they came. I got a scap net for crabbing and put a sharp rock on the end to use as a spear. I heard on the radio the cops captured one of the suspects one town away from me. I'm still on high alert. I know the other is coming for me and my beachouse. Just stay awake I went through the entire bottle of Flintsones. Now I'm popping centrum like a muthfo.

              Rob they're after you man, I want to visit the beachouse asap. Do you snort flintstones gummies? Or the pills? Or a combo of both?
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              • OmgUrMom
                Restricted User
                • 02-07-10
                • 8481

                #42


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                • OmgUrMom
                  Restricted User
                  • 02-07-10
                  • 8481

                  #43
                  puttt the lotttion in the basket!!
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                  • statnerds
                    SBR MVP
                    • 09-23-09
                    • 4047

                    #44
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                    • Scorpion
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 09-04-05
                      • 7797

                      #45
                      Are you a homosexual? If yes contact Sicky Santoro

                      Originally posted by robmpink
                      I messed up this time. I guess she couldn't take it anymore. I admit all I do is brag, brag, brag. If I bought something for $50, I tell people it was $450. My pill popping habits, snorting crushed Flintstones vitamins when times are rough. What could I expect? She has a Masters degree but sold her truck to an ex con and accepted an IOU. I'm not mad about that though. This stress is geting to me. Not barely 2 years ago an armed robber was gunned down in my building trying to get to me. I was on the 7th floor. The cops got him on the 2nd floor. It was too close for comfort. I then turned to huffing gas to take the edge off. I did some cycles of roids which made me paranoid. I have a beach house down the shore, my beachouse. I think my therapist is sooooo hot. I want the world! I am the world! Sometimes when I'm lonely I use my parents house phone to call my cell phone and carry on a conversation with me just to keep me busy.
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