got movin an shakin to do kids, no time to dick around with you sheep. spent up all my DSI paycheck so am needin a little spendin dough. i got plenty of irons in the fire, you aint gonna catch my fat kracker ass DONATING bodily fluids. smart guy like me got all sorts of bizness opportunities.
my card is friggin money this week, think i got a pretty good shot at keepin the loot an jumping a coupla hunnerd spots on the leaderboard. DSI gets plenty of my action these days as a big thanks for sponsoring my gig. if yer STILL playin fer fuggin points then yer either a. nutty as a shit-house rat or 2. a fackin retard. put on yer big boy pants, post up at DSI, an play for real ya contest whoores.
get yer pencils out boys, schools in session. again to alla you faders, its gonna get expensive for ya this week
OSU + 5.5: third week in a row as my best friggin bet, just in case none of my fans is payin attention. double digit road chalk, winner. field-goal road dog, winner. gettin 5 an a hook at home? you get the picture boys, this is cash money. Nebraska aint feelin so warm or so fuzzy after the Horns punched 'em in the eye last week. if nothin else these Cowboys got enuff offense for the backdoor but i reckon they win this thing outright.
Iowa -5.5: Whiskey still drunk from biggest win in a decade. Hawks at home knuckle down an give up less than 2 scores. better coach, better D, hell even better offense as we'll all friggin see this weekend. Iowa wins by double digits an i'm halfway to my paycheck
Zona -6.5: u Dubbya tough on the road no doubt, but the dessert at night aint got no love for visitors. # prolly gonna move against me but i dont feel too bad about layin under a score in this spot. better team playin at home is most always the better side of a bet.
Giants +3: some of you wiseguys mighta figgered out by now why i even jack around with MNF. hell, Sunday night would prolly work just as well but i'm pissin down my leg trashed an aint got no business making money decisions in that state. this # is comin offa the 3 one way or the other an that suits me fine. pretty sure that team with them stars on their hats get a old fashioned ass-whuppin in this deal. either way, i nail the first three an im getting paid.
im out ladies an gents, fire away an best of luck with yer bets. sorry in advance for hordin up all the cash this week an remember me well
