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  • 911
    Restricted User
    • 09-30-10
    • 159

    #1
    more jj gold clasics
    some more from our main man jj

    Beantownjim You Can Stay With Me
    Jimmy if you want you can come Saturday afternoon and I should be all set up for you. It will be a little tight in the crawl space but I am straight as an arrow so know worries on your part. Jimmy we can gamble day and night and maybe hustle up a numbers operation on the streets corners of Newark. The brothers love me there and they will love you too. The guy that owns the house is a fukkin hamburger and you will be nailing his wife in like 3 days with your Rustler. The problem is Jimmy on Friday Nights I hang at a Jazz bar with all the sisters and brothers so not much seafood around here but I think you will adjust fine. We can share the computer and be partners gambling and I have credit everywhere and some sharks around here love me so we can get cash anytime.

    Jimmy you are going to be a star here in NJ amd are going to love it. Lots of stallions that do not work and just bullshit at the Deli's in the morning going over the games for the night. We use The NY post line to analize the numbers Jimmy and Saturdays in the morning huge spreads at Bellinosi's Deli in Newark for breakfast and all the sharps are there giving winners Jimmy. I got the plays before the lines move. Oh boy wait until you come around and give your 35 years of soportsbetting knowledge and you are going to blow theses guys away. Hey Jimmy once in a while these guys like to bust balls and give head slaps so just take the blows like a man.

    I can if you want set you up as a collector for some bookmakers. You would be in charge of the brothers section and collect from them on Thursdays or I can get you a job as a linemakers at one of the shops or be like me and just fuk around all day and do not work. I got fukkin tired of getting blackballed at all my jobs and getting canned for like noooooooooooooo reason.

    I am looking forward to you coming Jimmy and I will be wearing a red jump suite or somewhat of a carpenters outfit with the tool belt on me. I always wear it Jimmy for papers, pens and other items and plus everyone thinks I am a fukkin carpenter and I do not even know how to get the hammer out of the holster.

    Come empty handed and just have a few suites with you to get into the Jazz bars at night and wear bright colors. Jimmy I will show you moves on the dance floor that are unreal and was taught by the brothers.

    We are going to be some team Jimmy and I cannot wait for you to come.


    beantownjim
    Lieutenant
    Join Date: May 2001
    Posts: 2,915



    JESUS CHRIST JJGOLD I WOULD RATHER FACE THE BOSTON MOB AND TELL THEM I AM LITE ON MY TAB THAN SPEND A WEEKEND IN THE GHETTO WITH YOU.WHAT THE F-CK NICE NEIGHBORHOOD I CAN SEE IT NOW BEANTOWNJIM GOING TO COLLECT THE 90 DOLLARS FROM LEROY IN THE HOUSING PROJECT THAT IS OWED JJ'S OFFICE.
    THE CONVERSATION MIGHT GO SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
    RING- LEROY I KNOW YOUR HOME I WANT THE 90 BUCKS YOU OWE JJGOLD AND HIS OFFICE I AM HERE TO COLLECT
    LEROY-WHO THE F-CK IS KNOCKING ON MY DOOR MAN IT BETTER NOT BE THAT HONKY JJ LOOKING FOR THE MONEY GET OUT OF HERE WHITEY
    BEANTOWNJIM-LEROY ITS ME BEANTOWNJIM I WORK FOR JJ'S OFFICE FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS COULD YOU PLEASE PAY THE MONEY YOU OWE JJ SAID YOU LOST 90 BUCKS PLAYING DICE HE HAS THE I.O.U.
    LEROY- BEANTOWNJIM I DONT KNOW YOU BUT IF YOU THINK I AM GOING TO LET A COUPLE OF HONKIES COME INTO MY CRIB AND AX ME FOR MONEY WHILE I AM BANGING MY OLD LADY YOU IS CRAZY NOW GET THE F-CK OUT OF HERE BEANTOWN I AM REACHING FOR MY 45 AND IT AINT THE COLT 45 MALT LIQIOUR.

    JJ YOU GOT A LOT OF BALLS INVITING ME TO HIDE OUT IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS AND RISK MY LIFE NO THANKS I AM CALLING SICK GAMBLER TO SEE IF I CAN HIDE IN HIS MOTHERS BASEMENT UNTIL THE HEAT IS OFF[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
  • King Mayan
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 09-22-10
    • 21330

    #2
    WTF!!
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    • 911
      Restricted User
      • 09-30-10
      • 159

      #3
      jjgold
      Five Star General
      Join Date: Jan 2002
      Posts: 45,916


      Might Do Time
      What a fukkin time, was walking yesterday to a Burger King and a few kids made fun of me. I was wearing my tank top and tights. Some kid tried to pull my pants down, the other knocked my hat off and exposed me. What happened next is I went crazy chasing them through the streets, I can fukkin fly even though I am heavy (its called being an athlete). I caught up with them in a food store in Newark, its was brawl, knocked over to aisles, one kid I gave a black eye too. I had some scratches and bruises from crashing through the food aisle.

      In the process an old man starts with me after the wife got knocked down. I wrestled him to the ground and punched him in the ribs, he was like 75 or so. Fuk him he started it first. The kids were approx ages 12, 15.

      I am the one in trouble now, got hauled in and posted bail for $2500, a bookmaker bailed me out. Called my attorney at 3:00AM, he said no worried if they take like 3k settlement each. (store owner, old man, kids).

      I won the fights at least, I had to defend myself. Any guy would go crazy after trying to get his pants pulled down in public and head slapped and cap knocked off.

      I am in no mood today for anyone so back off me.
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      • pavyracer
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 04-12-07
        • 82667

        #4
        It's not a classic when someone talks to themselves. It's insane.
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        • jmush
          SBR Wise Guy
          • 02-25-10
          • 556

          #5
          dude makes all this shit up right? it is pretty insane but also hilarious
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          • fsugolf
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 07-17-09
            • 6194

            #6
            it's all a ******* joke
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            • stealthyburrito
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 05-12-09
              • 21563

              #7
              good find 911
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              • doublej95
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 01-26-10
                • 14094

                #8
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