seriously! fukk these guys!!
I'm standing in the subway, I say to myself for the first time in my life, 'I'm gonna stand away from the crowd today and check some Euro scores on my phone. Then I quickly realize why I never did this before... because I don't get reception down there. So I decided to walk back towards the crowd, but it was too late. I saw a looming shadow from behind me, and then it said 'hello, are you going to school?'
Before I turned around, I said to myself 'this is either a gay guy trying to hit on me, or a fukking Mormon. I'm not gay but I really hope it's the first' I turn around and see the name tag right away and just smile, thinking 'of course... of course.'
And I know how this shit goes already, they start off with small talk, because no one can just refuse small talk, and once they have you, they start talking about Joseph Smith and Jesus.
Once he told me he was only doing this for a year, I decided that he must remember being a normal human being so tried to convert him back. I asked him about these ridiculous things I've heard about Mormons, which I saw in this vid:
He says it's all TRUE! They really believe all that stuff! And then to save himself he goes, 'umm but, we don't actually believe in polygamy'. When he said that, I acted disappointed like, 'aww, why not? that would have been great'.
I asked him how it was possible for Jesus to have come to America, and he says 'umm, good question...well he's Jesus I guess...' I ask him about Satan being Jesus' brother, if they believe that, and he laughs this fake as laugh, then says 'yes... we believe that'. Like he can't even believe the shit he believes in. It's unreal. Then he says "I'm just learning how to do this, I don't know... I miss my family" In my head, I'm like 'ahahahahaha'
I asked him if he ever went to Utah, and when he said yes, I immediately asked "what the fukk happened to BYU?" Then I saw another glimpse of human left in him, he goes "the school or football??" I go football, and he's like 'Yeah it's ridiculous, new QB, we can't get it together'. Then we started talking about football.
After I went to get my bus, he follows me and asks me for my number, I didn't mind giving it to him, but I worry about which guy will call, the Mormon, or the normal human being.
I'm standing in the subway, I say to myself for the first time in my life, 'I'm gonna stand away from the crowd today and check some Euro scores on my phone. Then I quickly realize why I never did this before... because I don't get reception down there. So I decided to walk back towards the crowd, but it was too late. I saw a looming shadow from behind me, and then it said 'hello, are you going to school?'
Before I turned around, I said to myself 'this is either a gay guy trying to hit on me, or a fukking Mormon. I'm not gay but I really hope it's the first' I turn around and see the name tag right away and just smile, thinking 'of course... of course.'
And I know how this shit goes already, they start off with small talk, because no one can just refuse small talk, and once they have you, they start talking about Joseph Smith and Jesus.
Once he told me he was only doing this for a year, I decided that he must remember being a normal human being so tried to convert him back. I asked him about these ridiculous things I've heard about Mormons, which I saw in this vid:
He says it's all TRUE! They really believe all that stuff! And then to save himself he goes, 'umm but, we don't actually believe in polygamy'. When he said that, I acted disappointed like, 'aww, why not? that would have been great'.
I asked him how it was possible for Jesus to have come to America, and he says 'umm, good question...well he's Jesus I guess...' I ask him about Satan being Jesus' brother, if they believe that, and he laughs this fake as laugh, then says 'yes... we believe that'. Like he can't even believe the shit he believes in. It's unreal. Then he says "I'm just learning how to do this, I don't know... I miss my family" In my head, I'm like 'ahahahahaha'
I asked him if he ever went to Utah, and when he said yes, I immediately asked "what the fukk happened to BYU?" Then I saw another glimpse of human left in him, he goes "the school or football??" I go football, and he's like 'Yeah it's ridiculous, new QB, we can't get it together'. Then we started talking about football.
After I went to get my bus, he follows me and asks me for my number, I didn't mind giving it to him, but I worry about which guy will call, the Mormon, or the normal human being.
. I found it to be rude. I am not a religious person. wasnt brought up like that. mom jewish dad irish. never been to church or temple in my life. but i found it really rude. just took it and kept walking