Howdy boys and girls. I am 6 deep into my lunch drink and I had a couple of things I wanted to get off my chest. If my spelling or diction is messy, I apologize ahead of time.
At what point does an unreturned text become a blow off? I am going with 12 hours.
Is it me, or have libraries gotten louder in the last 25 years? When i was a kid, if you breathed heavy, they would throw you out. Today, you can yell, scream, even speak in tongues. Hell, tomorrow I may go to a library high on meth and see their response when I begin to color in the children's books.
Ramen noodles are great, but why throw in those 3 pieces of dried carrots and peas? Who are they fooling? Are those 3 pieces supposed to give me nourishment or sustinance?
Does anybody want to get impregnated by me 12 times? We can become miliionares between the TV series and your Dancing With The Stars appearance. I PROMISE not to wear Ed Hardy shirts during our time together.
Ladies, if you ever want to insult a guy, tell him he looks "Kinda British"
I TRIED to sit in a Mini Cooper yesterday. Never thought their would be a day where my nose would touch the steering wheel of a car by design.
Ever try to commit suicide, and get so worked up about the project, you have a mild heart attack and you have to call the ambulance so you don't die? Just asking.
Kids cereals should give out plastic bongs or beer coasters as toy surprises.
Someone once told me I wouldn't amount to anything. I just scanned myself at the supermarket and I rang up $1.83. I have that going for me, which is nice.
I have never made love, I have only done love. Only person I know who has "made love" was Demi Moore in "Ghost". She made damn pottery as foreplay!! Gotta respect that.
Have a good day everyone. Time for another drink.
At what point does an unreturned text become a blow off? I am going with 12 hours.
Is it me, or have libraries gotten louder in the last 25 years? When i was a kid, if you breathed heavy, they would throw you out. Today, you can yell, scream, even speak in tongues. Hell, tomorrow I may go to a library high on meth and see their response when I begin to color in the children's books.
Ramen noodles are great, but why throw in those 3 pieces of dried carrots and peas? Who are they fooling? Are those 3 pieces supposed to give me nourishment or sustinance?
Does anybody want to get impregnated by me 12 times? We can become miliionares between the TV series and your Dancing With The Stars appearance. I PROMISE not to wear Ed Hardy shirts during our time together.
Ladies, if you ever want to insult a guy, tell him he looks "Kinda British"
I TRIED to sit in a Mini Cooper yesterday. Never thought their would be a day where my nose would touch the steering wheel of a car by design.
Ever try to commit suicide, and get so worked up about the project, you have a mild heart attack and you have to call the ambulance so you don't die? Just asking.
Kids cereals should give out plastic bongs or beer coasters as toy surprises.
Someone once told me I wouldn't amount to anything. I just scanned myself at the supermarket and I rang up $1.83. I have that going for me, which is nice.
I have never made love, I have only done love. Only person I know who has "made love" was Demi Moore in "Ghost". She made damn pottery as foreplay!! Gotta respect that.
Have a good day everyone. Time for another drink.
