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  • Casperwaits
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-25-06
    • 5042

    #1
    Alcohol Fueled Thoughts
    Howdy boys and girls. I am 6 deep into my lunch drink and I had a couple of things I wanted to get off my chest. If my spelling or diction is messy, I apologize ahead of time.

    At what point does an unreturned text become a blow off? I am going with 12 hours.

    Is it me, or have libraries gotten louder in the last 25 years? When i was a kid, if you breathed heavy, they would throw you out. Today, you can yell, scream, even speak in tongues. Hell, tomorrow I may go to a library high on meth and see their response when I begin to color in the children's books.

    Ramen noodles are great, but why throw in those 3 pieces of dried carrots and peas? Who are they fooling? Are those 3 pieces supposed to give me nourishment or sustinance?

    Does anybody want to get impregnated by me 12 times? We can become miliionares between the TV series and your Dancing With The Stars appearance. I PROMISE not to wear Ed Hardy shirts during our time together.

    Ladies, if you ever want to insult a guy, tell him he looks "Kinda British"

    I TRIED to sit in a Mini Cooper yesterday. Never thought their would be a day where my nose would touch the steering wheel of a car by design.

    Ever try to commit suicide, and get so worked up about the project, you have a mild heart attack and you have to call the ambulance so you don't die? Just asking.

    Kids cereals should give out plastic bongs or beer coasters as toy surprises.

    Someone once told me I wouldn't amount to anything. I just scanned myself at the supermarket and I rang up $1.83. I have that going for me, which is nice.

    I have never made love, I have only done love. Only person I know who has "made love" was Demi Moore in "Ghost". She made damn pottery as foreplay!! Gotta respect that.

    Have a good day everyone. Time for another drink.
  • OmgUrMom
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    • 02-07-10
    • 8481

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    • BatemanPatrickl
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 06-21-07
      • 18772

      #3
      I have one:

      Ever hear of a guy that takes a trip to Vegas, goes broke, begs for money and stalks a girl he doesn't know?
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      • Casperwaits
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 08-25-06
        • 5042

        #4
        Patrick, I am not sure who the girl I don't know you are referring to, but I would love to hear who it is. I am all ears.
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        • BatemanPatrickl
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 06-21-07
          • 18772

          #5
          Originally posted by Casperwaits
          Patrick, I am not sure who the girl I don't know you are referring to, but I would love to hear who it is. I am all ears.
          You know Andre the Giant. Don't make me spell it out for you tough guy. WTF are you waiting for any way? Bread to admit he's gay?
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          • Casperwaits
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 08-25-06
            • 5042

            #6
            Huh? I am very lost in your accusations. Regardless, have a great day Patrick. I hope life treats you well.
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            • Extra Innings
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 02-26-10
              • 15058

              #7
              Good Stuff Casper. Hope your doing well
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              • BatemanPatrickl
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 06-21-07
                • 18772

                #8
                Guy is a train wreck.
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                • Unchained
                  SBR Sharp
                  • 11-19-09
                  • 428

                  #9
                  Bateman and Casper both have the ginger skin.
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                  • stealthyburrito
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 05-12-09
                    • 21563

                    #10
                    yeah those library are so fukkkin loud im about to fight those people.

                    one of my school's libraries had a greek organization day, they are the biggest snot-nosed pricks and don't understand the meaning of "indoor voice".
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                    • Casperwaits
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 08-25-06
                      • 5042

                      #11
                      Thank you Extra Innings for the kind words. Patrick, I hope whatever you think you will find in being rude and immature, you find it. Peace be with you.
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