anyone ever had an endless wipe?

[daneblazer]

the toilet paper just keeps turning brown. that shit is so frustrating...

[THE PROFIT]

thats when you just give up & get in the shower

[chilidog]

baby wipes ftw

I remember reading a blog one time about this topic. The guy said that using toilet paper only just doesn't make sense. He said it was kind of like if you baked a chocolate cake, spread the chocolate icing on it, then accidently dropped it on the floor, and it made this huge mess. You can't just use paper towels - you need some kind of moisture to clean it all up. Hence, baby wipes

[QuantumLeap]

baby wipes ftw

I remember reading a blog one time about this topic. The guy said that using toilet paper only just doesn't make sense. He said it was kind of like if you baked a chocolate cake, spread the chocolate icing on it, then accidently dropped it on the floor, and it made this huge mess. You can't just use paper towels - you need some kind of moisture to clean it all up. Hence, baby wipes

Sometimes it seems like wiping the end of a lipstick stick. It just keeps showing up on the paper.

I have these in my vehicle and always carry one in my pocket:



I use baby wipes at home and a soap bar with lemon rind bits in it for the shower. I take my hygiene seriously.

[Sunde91]

Yes, make sure you shit every last little bit comes out, otherwise you smear it and make a mess. If it's a clear release (hard to know though) it should be fine

[Chugs]

thats when you just give up & get in the shower

But yeah that shit is terrible, sooooo frustrating!

[mtneer1212]

The worst is when you finally get clean, then realize you aren't done. The result is toilet lasagna...... poop-paper-poop-paper-poop-paper

[CJAretired]

no one under any circumstance should need to swipe more than once, and shouldt be using more than 4 toilet paper squares either. when i was in the war one roll would last me a month, and i used it almost daily

[pavyracer]

when this happens you go commando

[flyingillini]

I was in Bolivia at the Cocaine Bar and about an hour after I arrived I was in the bathroom for an hour on and off. Shotgun blasts.

[LostBankroll]

All that means is you got some leftover shit in your ass. Make sure to shit out every last bit before you begin to wipe. And yes Baby Wipes are on the 1000%!!!

[Ace_of_Spades]

Long hairs on your ass whole is annoying.

[pico]

hahahahaha

[rdo37]

Yeah it sucks big time, but it make the other end of the spectrum that much better.

One of the greatest moments in ones life is when you have the "perfect shit". It comes out nice/smooth/fast, and when you go to wipe...OMG nothing left on the paper!

Once you have experienced it, you can be chasing that perfect shit for years before you see another one...

[stevek173]

Many. Ride it through it will be Ok.

[jgilmartin]

Hilarious thread. So true, though.

[obamaismyuncle]

thats when you just give up & get in the shower

[Joe Dogs]

Almost choked on my coffee reading this......Funny stuff.

[kickenchicken]

let it dry and sand it off

[Fishhead]

no one under any circumstance should need to swipe more than once, and shouldt be using more than 4 toilet paper squares either. when i was in the war one roll would last me a month, and i used it almost daily

[KC]

Sometimes it seems like wiping the end of a lipstick stick. It just keeps showing up on the paper.

I have these in my vehicle and always carry one in my pocket:



I use baby wipes at home and a soap bar with lemon rind bits in it for the shower. I take my hygiene seriously.

These are not meant for the ass, get some cottonelle

[QuantumLeap]

These are not meant for the ass, get some cottonelle

Kind of hard to carry Cottonelle around in your pocket. I have no problem with the Wet Ones.

[QuantumLeap]

Long hairs on your ass whole is annoying.

You can use Nair in the shower to take care of that if it's too much of a problem.

[PingPong]

no one under any circumstance should need to swipe more than once, and shouldt be using more than 4 toilet paper squares either. when i was in the war one roll would last me a month, and i used it almost daily

yikes!

[daneblazer]

so what you are saying is that we should carry a few of these around...

[JW Cash]

the toilet paper just keeps turning brown. that shit is so frustrating...

Its totally amazing you thought this topic
was worthy of a new thread.....

Afraid to think what you feel is important in your life...


You must be the life of the party....


I REALLY hope you dont keep your used toilet paper to prove your point.....

...do ya ??????????????

[Extra Innings]

It's liberating for me.

[gummo]

Yes. But the ghost shits equalize them out (when you take a big dump and wipe but there is nothing on the paper.)

[Extra Innings]

Yes. But the ghost shits equalize them out (when you take a big dump and wipe but there is nothing on the paper.)

[chilidog]

A true ghost shit is when you wipe, and there's nothing on the paper, then when you look in the bowl, there's nothing there either

[JW Cash]

the toilet paper just keeps turning brown. that shit is so frustrating...

Hey buddy....

do you need some emergency toilet paper ???


R U STILL on the pot...???????

It really IS totally disgusting...........

[Ace_of_Spades]

I shaved my pubes off, works a treat. No little clumps of shit tangle in my ass hair.

[daneblazer]

Its totally amazing you thought this topic
was worthy of a new thread.....

Afraid to think what you feel is important in your life...


You must be the life of the party....


I REALLY hope you dont keep your used toilet paper to prove your point.....

...do ya ??????????????

Then you probably wouldn't care to hear my "Why do dogs like ***?" question, would you?

[JW Cash]

Then you probably wouldn't care to hear my "Why do dogs like ***?" question, would you?

I might be interested if you make a new thread on the subject.....

[richyrich8478]

can't believe i am even responding to this haha... its the worst... yah like when is this gonna end...not cool not cool