Oh bald squat man!
Who at times only seems like two hands
On a keyboard from 6:00 to 11:00
I guess it beats working at 7-11
Oh bald squat man!
Bicurious sexual bear
Terror of steam rooms everywhere
The bookies have -400 he wears stained underwear
Oh bald squat man!
Traffic driving midget dancing forum sensation
Who often leaves posters in vexation
When they tail his picks all they have left is masturbation
Oh bald squat man!
Throwing gum out the window to starving children like bread
Trying to buy good karma with the gambling gods to beat the spread
If that doesn't work you can always give the landlord some head
Oh bald squat man!
Business mogul entrepreneur extraordinaire
That's why he had to cut off his hair
So it wouldn't fall out due to stress
So here's to you bald squat man!
Mercenary typist of a digital age
Send me 6 points or I'll throw a Bateman like rage!
Who at times only seems like two hands
On a keyboard from 6:00 to 11:00
I guess it beats working at 7-11
Oh bald squat man!
Bicurious sexual bear
Terror of steam rooms everywhere
The bookies have -400 he wears stained underwear
Oh bald squat man!
Traffic driving midget dancing forum sensation
Who often leaves posters in vexation
When they tail his picks all they have left is masturbation
Oh bald squat man!
Throwing gum out the window to starving children like bread
Trying to buy good karma with the gambling gods to beat the spread
If that doesn't work you can always give the landlord some head
Oh bald squat man!
Business mogul entrepreneur extraordinaire
That's why he had to cut off his hair
So it wouldn't fall out due to stress
So here's to you bald squat man!
Mercenary typist of a digital age
Send me 6 points or I'll throw a Bateman like rage!
