my record aint nothing brag on i know, but this week i got this thing dicked. step up an take yer free shot ladies but i got a good feelin on the end of my bone says i'm keepin all the fuggin dough this week. board looks mighty thin but us pros know how to pick off the weak #s an earn a cool 10 dimes or so.
the kind folks at DSI are fundin this expedition, and they was also nice enuff ta book me a flight to sunny Costa Rica for the weekend. limo is pickin me up here in a few so i gotta keep this short and sweet. pretty sure they got the red carpet rolled out an i'm gettin all the special attention us innerweb celebrity types deserve.
Muchos Garcias Diamond Sports International! if yer retarded an still playin for points instead of cash it's prolly for the best. yer too fargin stupid to see a good deal then keep on winnin and mebbe when its all said an done you can show your butt buddies the awesome SBR KOOZY ya worked so hard for. post up and get real cash ya broke-ass bitches.
Vandy + 7 1/2 this here is the ol' Prick's upset special of the week. these books got the number fuggin backwards. Commodores are fresh off a SEC road win followed by a vacation while the Huskie squad padded their friggin stats last week trouncing Buffalo. Points aint gonna be cheap so gettin more than a score with the better team cant be the wrong side.
Florida +9 we all agree that Urban Meyer cat is a fackin choade. reckon he faked that whole death scene on account a Bama crushin his sex toy Tebow last year. tell me he ain't been thinkin about this game for a coupla days? Bama aint no joke, but hot damn when else you ever gonna get the Gators +9? thats a fuggin mountain o'points an if you got the other side of this one i'll book all the action you got.
Cincy -3 prolly squarest pick i made all year but who gives a shit? them Browns is total garbage. bettin road chalk in the NFL aint got a huge future boys, theres yer free cappin lesson for today. but some weeks you gotta just take the plunge an lay the wood. them two fruity receivers with the stripey helmets both find the endzone and Bengals cover this one easy enough.
Eagles O43 ya ride her til she bucks ya or ya dont ride her at all. dont think they can make these totals big enuff on Skins games to scare me off. that old fuggin soup commercial QB prolly got a few things ta prove here. scoreboard gonna be on tilt from gettin lit up like the Griswold house at christmas time. loser in this game got at least 24, more chance of that lochette lunatic bangin a hot-chick without payin than this game goin under the posted total.
All i got time for this week squares. finished this off waitin in the VIP lounge at the airport. while you fuggers are all huddled around trash barrel fires playin harmonicas my fat white ass is going ta paradise. thanks fer playin, better luck next time
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