the ratio of guys with a girl here is 1 in 50..not the best place to ask this advice unless you like being a 50 year old bald virgin
Fuk me that was directed at me
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LVBOUND
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07-25-08
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#8
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ronald
SBR MVP
10-31-05
4919
#9
Originally posted by Unicorn7
the ratio of guys with a girl here is 1 in 50..not the best place to ask this advice unless you like being a 50 year old bald virgin
Agree. Coach, this is the wrong place. Look at dick boys like Brock and Cougar. What kind of advice can they possibly give you?
If anything, posters ALLOW women to manipulate THEM! Here are examples:
1. Richkas complaining on a video about how some girl "ain't gonna love me back and daggawn I'm so sad."
2. Brock: "my wife won't let me go to Montreal or to the Bash"
3. Doug: barreled-in with a wife that he hates
One guy that may be worth asking is Mathy. I've met the guy and like I said, a bunch of chicks were all over him at the Jays game. The kid looks like a fukking joke but I think he knows how to work his skills.
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Robber
SBR Hall of Famer
10-21-09
6432
#10
Everyone has buttons
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JimmysEgo
SBR MVP
06-07-10
1201
#11
Duct tape has never failed me.
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pavyracer
SBR Aristocracy
04-12-07
82847
#12
If you are bald wear a rug
If you are unemployed invent 5-6 small businesses as your job
If you are broke bet on spreadsheets
If you can't fly to ritzy places for vacation drive to Quebec ghettos
This is how you manipulate women JJ. You create an image of deception.
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Grits n' Gravy
Restricted User
06-10-10
13024
#13
lower your standards.
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#14
No help so far
There have to be some pros here
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rfr3sh
SBR Posting Legend
11-07-09
10229
#15
buy them dinner for a week straight tehy will fall in love with you
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LVBOUND
SBR MVP
07-25-08
2658
#16
Originally posted by jjgold
No help so far
There have to be some pros here
If I had that answer I would not be in here with you boys. I would have a rich milf and a young mistress.
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in2thethickofit
SBR MVP
09-26-09
2622
#17
flowers, cards, dinner
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minet123
SBR Posting Legend
02-17-07
10280
#18
Originally posted by jjgold
No help so far
There have to be some pros here
It's the stupid chit we as guys normally over look that works
examples
1)Send her a text that says 'I miss your smile"
2)Tell her she looks nice today...Do not over do it a simple "you look nice this evening"
3)pretend you care when she is talking NO MATTER HOW MUCH WHITE NOISE IT IS
Than ask her how said subject is working out the next day
4)Treat her as if she was that last $ you need to gamble/get hi...The manipulation will take care of itself from that point on
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LVBOUND
SBR MVP
07-25-08
2658
#19
Oh yeah tell her how nice her hair is. Even when it is not
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Cougar Bait
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10-04-07
18282
#20
Originally posted by ronald
Agree. Coach, this is the wrong place. Look at dick boys like Brock and Cougar. What kind of advice can they possibly give you?
Yeah, but the difference is I actually live with a woman.
Ronald, you fantasize that one day you will get to second base.
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clownpuncher
SBR MVP
02-28-09
1384
#21
it is all about confidence Count
my wife is way out of my league but i am funny and confident
the ladies love these things in men!!!!
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bradthebloke
SBR MVP
07-26-09
3175
#22
loaded 38 to the temple
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DwightShrute
SBR Aristocracy
01-17-09
103549
#23
14 seconds tell it like it really is... memorize them my son.
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Killer_Demo
SBR Hall of Famer
06-15-08
8409
#24
go out for drinks and go from there...
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#25
Forget confidence for me because after I look at myself in mirror it kills it
I need to be able to fool them somehow
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dodger33
SBR MVP
08-14-09
3962
#26
Lie, Lie, and when you think you've lied enough keep on lying. Women are by nature pretty trusting. If you can make the lies small and believable they will believe you. Don't say your name is Jason Arnott or Martin Brodeur, instead tell them you are the bench coach for the Devils they will have no fukking clue who that is and if you can convince them you are in.
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Mac4Lyfe
SBR Aristocracy
01-04-09
48464
#27
Originally posted by jjgold
Forget confidence for me because after I look at myself in mirror it kills it
I need to be able to fool them somehow
JJ - I threw you a bone over a year ago. I bet you didn't even read the 2 books I gave you? Have you ever heard of honing your craft? Study.
Take a week and read both books than take the next 30 days to apply it and I will bet you things will change. I've turned away more woman than I've had and it has nothing to do with looks, money, etc... Too many woman out there just waiting for a guy with game.
You want the secret JJ to getting any woman you want? Chloroform and rope.
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minet123
SBR Posting Legend
02-17-07
10280
#29
Originally posted by TexansFan
You want the secret JJ to getting any woman you want? Chloroform and rope.
he would screw that up
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Ace_of_Spades
SBR Posting Legend
10-14-09
13518
#30
Originally posted by jjgold
Forget confidence for me because after I look at myself in mirror it kills it
I need to be able to fool them somehow
Then your stuffed. Thats like rule 101 in mastering the arts of manipulation towards women. No your species and be confident.
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BadNina
SBR Posting Legend
11-27-07
10491
#31
Minet gave you the answer. But hey....I'm just a woman. What do I know?
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Full Time Hobo
SBR MVP
05-16-10
2778
#32
Originally posted by TexansFan
You want the secret JJ to getting any woman you want? Chloroform and rope.
Looks got nothing to do with picking up chicks.
Sure it helps but it wont always lead to what you want in one.
Minet gave some good info early in the thread. . . they eat that shit up
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Slainte
SBR MVP
12-13-09
2442
#33
Use NLP
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mador
SBR Hustler
07-23-10
52
#34
ask BadNina out on a dinner
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Mr Windy City
Restricted User
12-27-09
5018
#35
coach go buy a nice suit and get one of those big black briefcases. You already got shades so you are set there. Fill the briefcase with a bunch of papers like you are big time and go to various restaurants and bars looking important. Sit down by yourself and order a maker's mark with a splash of water. Call Brock on the phone and act like you are firing him for a bad investment ($10 mil or so) and do it in the sight of the women so they hear you and think you are powerful. Hang up angrily and stroll to the bar take a glance and buy a drink for the first woman that you see looking at you. This will create attention to other women and they will begin to think you are rollin'. Get them drunk, tell them some wild stories (you are good at that) and ask them back to your place for a nightcap. Once they are in the door you know what to do my man.