Any Tips On How To Manipulate Women??

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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #1
    Any Tips On How To Manipulate Women??
    I am not a pro as you guys know, inexperienced at best with women.

    Help the kid out here

    Thanks
  • BatemanPatrickl
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 06-21-07
    • 18772

    #2
    JJ give me 100 points and I will help you out. I am in a real bad place
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    • MJT1212
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 02-16-09
      • 5124

      #3
      Tell her you have a 10 inch prick. That should work.
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      • Unicorn7
        Restricted User
        • 08-29-09
        • 1445

        #4
        the ratio of guys with a girl here is 1 in 50..not the best place to ask this advice unless you like being a 50 year old bald virgin
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        • jonal
          SBR Wise Guy
          • 06-01-09
          • 772

          #5
          "did I just make this awkward?"
          usually does the trick
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          • sneak-a-peak
            SBR MVP
            • 11-07-09
            • 1373

            #6
            Its all about acting and putting on a good show for them.

            Make your presence known and play hard to get.

            Even if you have no other prospects you have to act like every woman you know is dying to go out with you.

            And the number 1 rule is never never present yourself as desperate!

            Follow these Tips and the manipulation has begun
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            • jjgold
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 07-20-05
              • 388179

              #7
              Originally posted by Unicorn7
              the ratio of guys with a girl here is 1 in 50..not the best place to ask this advice unless you like being a 50 year old bald virgin
              Fuk me that was directed at me
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              • LVBOUND
                SBR MVP
                • 07-25-08
                • 2658

                #8




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                • ronald
                  SBR MVP
                  • 10-31-05
                  • 4919

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Unicorn7
                  the ratio of guys with a girl here is 1 in 50..not the best place to ask this advice unless you like being a 50 year old bald virgin
                  Agree. Coach, this is the wrong place. Look at dick boys like Brock and Cougar. What kind of advice can they possibly give you?

                  If anything, posters ALLOW women to manipulate THEM! Here are examples:

                  1. Richkas complaining on a video about how some girl "ain't gonna love me back and daggawn I'm so sad."

                  2. Brock: "my wife won't let me go to Montreal or to the Bash"

                  3. Doug: barreled-in with a wife that he hates

                  One guy that may be worth asking is Mathy. I've met the guy and like I said, a bunch of chicks were all over him at the Jays game. The kid looks like a fukking joke but I think he knows how to work his skills.
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                  • Robber
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 10-21-09
                    • 6432

                    #10
                    Everyone has buttons
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                    • JimmysEgo
                      SBR MVP
                      • 06-07-10
                      • 1201

                      #11
                      Duct tape has never failed me.
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                      • pavyracer
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 04-12-07
                        • 82847

                        #12
                        If you are bald wear a rug

                        If you are unemployed invent 5-6 small businesses as your job

                        If you are broke bet on spreadsheets

                        If you can't fly to ritzy places for vacation drive to Quebec ghettos

                        This is how you manipulate women JJ. You create an image of deception.
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                        • Grits n' Gravy
                          Restricted User
                          • 06-10-10
                          • 13024

                          #13
                          lower your standards.
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                          • jjgold
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 07-20-05
                            • 388179

                            #14
                            No help so far

                            There have to be some pros here
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                            • rfr3sh
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 11-07-09
                              • 10229

                              #15
                              buy them dinner for a week straight tehy will fall in love with you
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                              • LVBOUND
                                SBR MVP
                                • 07-25-08
                                • 2658

                                #16
                                Originally posted by jjgold
                                No help so far

                                There have to be some pros here
                                If I had that answer I would not be in here with you boys. I would have a rich milf and a young mistress.
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                                • in2thethickofit
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 09-26-09
                                  • 2622

                                  #17
                                  flowers, cards, dinner
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                                  • minet123
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 02-17-07
                                    • 10280

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by jjgold
                                    No help so far

                                    There have to be some pros here
                                    It's the stupid chit we as guys normally over look that works
                                    examples
                                    1)Send her a text that says 'I miss your smile"
                                    2)Tell her she looks nice today...Do not over do it a simple "you look nice this evening"
                                    3)pretend you care when she is talking NO MATTER HOW MUCH WHITE NOISE IT IS
                                    Than ask her how said subject is working out the next day
                                    4)Treat her as if she was that last $ you need to gamble/get hi...The manipulation will take care of itself from that point on
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                                    • LVBOUND
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 07-25-08
                                      • 2658

                                      #19
                                      Oh yeah tell her how nice her hair is. Even when it is not
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                                      • Cougar Bait
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 10-04-07
                                        • 18282

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by ronald
                                        Agree. Coach, this is the wrong place. Look at dick boys like Brock and Cougar. What kind of advice can they possibly give you?
                                        Yeah, but the difference is I actually live with a woman.

                                        Ronald, you fantasize that one day you will get to second base.
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                                        • clownpuncher
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 02-28-09
                                          • 1384

                                          #21
                                          it is all about confidence Count

                                          my wife is way out of my league but i am funny and confident

                                          the ladies love these things in men!!!!
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                                          • bradthebloke
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 07-26-09
                                            • 3175

                                            #22
                                            loaded 38 to the temple
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                                            • DwightShrute
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 01-17-09
                                              • 103542

                                              #23
                                              14 seconds tell it like it really is... memorize them my son.

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                                              • Killer_Demo
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 06-15-08
                                                • 8409

                                                #24
                                                go out for drinks and go from there...
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                                                • jjgold
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 07-20-05
                                                  • 388179

                                                  #25
                                                  Forget confidence for me because after I look at myself in mirror it kills it

                                                  I need to be able to fool them somehow
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                                                  • dodger33
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 08-14-09
                                                    • 3962

                                                    #26
                                                    Lie, Lie, and when you think you've lied enough keep on lying. Women are by nature pretty trusting. If you can make the lies small and believable they will believe you. Don't say your name is Jason Arnott or Martin Brodeur, instead tell them you are the bench coach for the Devils they will have no fukking clue who that is and if you can convince them you are in.
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                                                    • Mac4Lyfe
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 01-04-09
                                                      • 48464

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by jjgold
                                                      Forget confidence for me because after I look at myself in mirror it kills it

                                                      I need to be able to fool them somehow
                                                      JJ - I threw you a bone over a year ago. I bet you didn't even read the 2 books I gave you? Have you ever heard of honing your craft? Study.

                                                      Take a week and read both books than take the next 30 days to apply it and I will bet you things will change. I've turned away more woman than I've had and it has nothing to do with looks, money, etc... Too many woman out there just waiting for a guy with game.

                                                      http://rapidshare.com/files/193216266/Game.rar.html
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                                                      • TexansFan
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 09-06-06
                                                        • 3367

                                                        #28
                                                        You want the secret JJ to getting any woman you want? Chloroform and rope.
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                                                        • minet123
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 02-17-07
                                                          • 10280

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by TexansFan
                                                          You want the secret JJ to getting any woman you want? Chloroform and rope.
                                                          he would screw that up
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                                                          • Ace_of_Spades
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 10-14-09
                                                            • 13518

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by jjgold
                                                            Forget confidence for me because after I look at myself in mirror it kills it

                                                            I need to be able to fool them somehow
                                                            Then your stuffed. Thats like rule 101 in mastering the arts of manipulation towards women. No your species and be confident.
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                                                            • BadNina
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 11-27-07
                                                              • 10491

                                                              #31
                                                              Minet gave you the answer. But hey....I'm just a woman. What do I know?
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                                                              • Full Time Hobo
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 05-16-10
                                                                • 2778

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by TexansFan
                                                                You want the secret JJ to getting any woman you want? Chloroform and rope.



                                                                Looks got nothing to do with picking up chicks.
                                                                Sure it helps but it wont always lead to what you want in one.

                                                                Minet gave some good info early in the thread. . . they eat that shit up
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                                                                • Slainte
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 12-13-09
                                                                  • 2442

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Use NLP
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                                                                  • mador
                                                                    SBR Hustler
                                                                    • 07-23-10
                                                                    • 52

                                                                    #34
                                                                    ask BadNina out on a dinner
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                                                                    • Mr Windy City
                                                                      Restricted User
                                                                      • 12-27-09
                                                                      • 5018

                                                                      #35
                                                                      coach go buy a nice suit and get one of those big black briefcases. You already got shades so you are set there. Fill the briefcase with a bunch of papers like you are big time and go to various restaurants and bars looking important. Sit down by yourself and order a maker's mark with a splash of water. Call Brock on the phone and act like you are firing him for a bad investment ($10 mil or so) and do it in the sight of the women so they hear you and think you are powerful. Hang up angrily and stroll to the bar take a glance and buy a drink for the first woman that you see looking at you. This will create attention to other women and they will begin to think you are rollin'. Get them drunk, tell them some wild stories (you are good at that) and ask them back to your place for a nightcap. Once they are in the door you know what to do my man.
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