They are fukkin' AGGRESSIVE!
Was at the beach yesterday... Manchester, MA... Take a spot on the beach, sit down, put my dog down in front of me, and <whoosh!> -- gone. Yanked away. Seagull ate the dog in one bite. Another one grabbed the bun and ate it in two bites.
So I go back to the food shack, tell 'em what happened, the girl is like "No prob, happens all the time," charges me $1 to replace it (they used to replace stuff for free but it happened too often), take four to five steps away from the food shack, and I get DIVE-BOMBED!!!!!!!!!! Fukkin' seagull swoops down and tries to take the hot dog OUT OF MY FUKKING HAND. I flipped out, was swearing like a demon, ended up with cheese sauce all over me and holding half of a sandy, fukked up hot dog.
At that point they took mercy on me and gave me a third one for free. I was too terrified to move from the shack, so I ate the thing while standing there leaning into it!
How unreal is this?
Was at the beach yesterday... Manchester, MA... Take a spot on the beach, sit down, put my dog down in front of me, and <whoosh!> -- gone. Yanked away. Seagull ate the dog in one bite. Another one grabbed the bun and ate it in two bites.
So I go back to the food shack, tell 'em what happened, the girl is like "No prob, happens all the time," charges me $1 to replace it (they used to replace stuff for free but it happened too often), take four to five steps away from the food shack, and I get DIVE-BOMBED!!!!!!!!!! Fukkin' seagull swoops down and tries to take the hot dog OUT OF MY FUKKING HAND. I flipped out, was swearing like a demon, ended up with cheese sauce all over me and holding half of a sandy, fukked up hot dog.
At that point they took mercy on me and gave me a third one for free. I was too terrified to move from the shack, so I ate the thing while standing there leaning into it!
How unreal is this?
