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    jjgold
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    me Clean About Your Occupations Please

    Nobody FUKKIN Lawyer here
    Nobody a fukkin Dr
    Nobody an engineer
    Nobody owns corporation
    Nobody an exec

    We are all unemployed, work with our hands , food workers, basically laborers

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    Kermit
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    You clean? Like a stripper maid?

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    res ipsa loquitur, mother fukker!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    You clean? Like a stripper maid?
    jj's f'n idol:


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    I'm a fcking Kingpin yo. I got runners moving mad weight every day across the Tri-state area.

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    No shame in my game, I am an apple picker for the local canteen here, they call them tree shakers where Im from.



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    Quote Originally Posted by bonzaii View Post
    I'm a fcking Kingpin yo. I got runners moving mad weight every day across the Tri-state area.
    hahaha.... love it....

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    as waves doesn't get off his gloryhole dayjob for another three hours, he asked me to throw his occupation out there.....


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    I'm an Independent Contractor, and do well enough for myself.

    Also, a broke dik.

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    Guys posting day and night and claim they are in the court room all day


    Guys claiming to be Dr.’s and spending hours with photoshop

    Guy is designing Empire State building but they can commit to six hours a day at sbr

    Guys traveling the world but seem to always be posting


    Guys on vacation but I always posting


    Common man

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    Stop assuming that because you suck at something everyone else does too.

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    Retiring in two years .... Too old for this. Line of work. Will go work for ezgo traveling soon

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    reigle9
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    Quote Originally Posted by MMANick View Post
    I'm an Independent Contractor, and do well enough for myself.

    Also, a broke dik.
    Contractors are confusing to me. They have to be one of the top paid professions in my podunk area but they're 100% scumbags. I don't understand where all their money goes.

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    I am a professional poker player.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    I am a professional poker player.
    Fukkk that

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    I clean up the *** puddles at the local adult book store. Sometimes there is no mop or paper towels available so I use my shirt and hands to pick it up. I also get a small commission if I sell alot of stay hard pills. I like being on SBR because you guys remind me of my customers but I don't have to clean up your ***.

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    Give segway tours of Toronto's historic Distillery District.

    I just make shit up though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by reigle9 View Post
    Contractors are confusing to me. They have to be one of the top paid professions in my podunk area but they're 100% scumbags. I don't understand where all their money goes.
    materials, paying their crew, transportation and deliveries

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    Quote Originally Posted by reigle9 View Post
    Contractors are confusing to me. They have to be one of the top paid professions in my podunk area but they're 100% scumbags. I don't understand where all their money goes.
    It honestly depends on the line of work they do. I'm not in building or construction, but I know the guys that you are referring to. I don't have employees or anything, just 3 happy customers that pay me enough to handle their work.

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    I just got outta court....

    JJ, call me....

    I have info on your indictment and a proposed press release on your workplace sexual harassment claim....

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    I sell weed. But to make it look like I have a real job, I assemble bikes for Walmart and Canadian Tire. Busy from spring to fall. Work my own hours. You get paid per bike and repairs. $30/hr easy
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    #LiveOffTheLand

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    Stevey your a coal guy

    Tough job

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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGDAY View Post
    #LiveOffTheWIFE
    fixed

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    Urban farmer

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    Statistical probabilities analyst checking in

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    Recycling is serious business

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    Quote Originally Posted by MMANick View Post
    I'm an Independent Contractor, and do well enough for myself.

    Also, a broke dik.
    LMAO - you seem really busy posting trash in my threads every day.What do you do - clean toilets 5 bucks an hour.

    Dealing with some of the broke diks in my thread makes me enjoy practicing law even more

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    Most guys here make under $15 per hour no big deal we need to make it gambling

    I caught Booya 3 weeks ago saying he was VP at PSEG

    Nope .... He’s a trust fund kid from Texas that’s home day and night at his family’s house Eating hot dogs, pizza and beer day and night

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    MMANick
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    Quote Originally Posted by thomorino View Post
    LMAO - you seem really busy posting trash in my threads every day.What do you do - clean toilets 5 bucks an hour.

    Dealing with some of the broke diks in my thread makes me enjoy practicing law even more
    Clean toilets? Yes, that's it. You are here every single day, dude and have a commanding lead in post count over me.

    You have no knowledge of who I am, Mr. Katz. If you are a lawyer, you come across as the dumbest one in history on the Internet. I would almost guarantee that you are not better than me at any single thing. You're an attention seeking piece of garbage.

    You come back to the same broke dik shit every single thread and can't even afford a hundy to go pro. Stay in your lane bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MMANick View Post
    Clean toilets? Yes, that's it. You are here every single day, dude and have a commanding lead in post count over me.

    You have no knowledge of who I am, Mr. Katz. If you are a lawyer, you come across as the dumbest one in history on the Internet. I would almost guarantee that you are not better than me at any single thing. You're an attention seeking piece of garbage.

    You come back to the same broke dik shit every single thread and can't even afford a hundy to go pro. Stay in your lane bitch.
    LMAO, broke dik,I'm winning in multiple threads and I post picks - you post trash all day everyday.

    Get a broom and clean a toilet - you'd get a raise.

    LMAO, odds broke dik troll nick is more than a bathroom janitor - +2500

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    cleaning toilets.....

    gotta be the worst....

    especially if you work anywhere near this guy's f'n path of travel:




    then again, cleaning up after this fat fuk isn't really cleaning toilets, since he didn't get any shit in the toilet....

    you're cleaning walls and floors, primarily
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    Quote Originally Posted by thomorino View Post
    LMAO, broke dik,I'm winning in multiple threads and I post picks - you post trash all day everyday.

    Get a broom and clean a toilet - you'd get a raise.

    LMAO, odds broke dik troll nick is more than a bathroom janitor - +2500
    Bet the house on it, boys. The "lawyer" is giving great odds on it.

    I'm a homeowner as well, and I've never cleaned one of the toilets at my crib with a broom... Anybody else?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MMANick View Post
    Bet the house on it, boys. The "lawyer" is giving great odds on it.

    I'm a homeowner as well, and I've never cleaned one of the toilets at my crib with a broom... Anybody else?
    lol, I can see how high your IQ with your sophisticated picks and posts - stick to cleaning toilets bathroom boy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    cleaning toilets.....

    gotta be the worst....

    especially if you work anywhere near this guy's f'n path of travel:




    then again, cleaning up after this fat fuk isn't really cleaning toilets, since he didn't get any shit in the toilet....

    you're cleaning walls and floors, primarily
    LMAO, MMA Nick working overtime tonite.

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