The Texans sign Josh Johnson

[Kermit]

Guy hasn't thrown a pass in 6 years.

[Auto Donk]

AWESOME.....

well, at least htown won the world series.....

Might as well have signed Doc Johnson.....




at least the female Texans fans could rejoice and finally get some satisfaction........

[DiggityDaggityDo]

AWESOME.....

well, at least htown won the world series.....

Might as well have signed Doc Johnson.....




at least the female Texans fans could rejoice and finally get some satisfaction........

I like the one with the balls, Donker.

[Cuse0323]

This will fuel the Kaep fire.

[Auto Donk]

color's a bit off for sbr'ers..... should be BLUE, to match the members' ball color.... purple's a little out there.....

[Auto Donk]

This will fuel the Kaep fire.

kinda hard when you can only communicate with your qb (if kaep), through your respective lawyers.....

[Cuse0323]

kinda hard when you can only communicate with your qb (if kaep), through your respective lawyers.....

Of course, but won't stop the SJWs.

[Auto Donk]

i heard manziel was in the news today.... his outta shape, coked up ass would be better than savage....

fuk, that black dude who shagged ass off my ranch this past weekend at gunpoint showed more talent in that fifteen seconds than savage has shown in four years......

[Cuse0323]

Houston. Where slow, white, garbage QBs go to get a paycheck. Savage, Hoyer, Brock, Yates, Schaub, Mallett, Fitz, Carr...

[gauchojake]

I used to drive by Doc Johnson's in the valley on the way to a customer's place like 2x a month.

[Auto Donk]

i was too pissed to ever hunt down the details.....

too painful....

but how the fuk exactly did deshaun rip an acl in a 'non contact" drill.... wtf drill was it? who designed it? can I blame obrien?

[Auto Donk]

I used to drive by Doc Johnson's in the valley on the way to a customer's place like 2x a month.

great place to work.....



i'm surprised they don't make these workers work naked -- like denzel the heroin king did in american gangster -- to keep those big black babes and white babes from smuggling out the products in their caverns......

[Goat Milk]

^ Lmao

[thechaoz]

This will fuel the Kaep fire.

It should, this is a penetrating joke at this point

[Cuse0323]

It should, this is a penetrating joke at this point

Well, Johnson is blacker than Kaep. Houston ain't discriminating. What would it look like if Kaep stole the black man's job now.

[thechaoz]

Well, Johnson is blacker than Kaep. Houston ain't discriminating. What would it look like if Kaep stole the black man's job now.

LOL. Well it should of been his in the first place. It's why guys are wanting to leave Houston. It's clear certain owners care less about winning than other things

[Cuse0323]

LOL. Well it should of been his in the first place. It's why guys are wanting to leave Houston. It's clear certain owners care less about winning than other things

May be like 10 owners that care about winning. It's business, and Kaep is a losing proposition.