1. 08-25-17 10:37 AM #71
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    Mobile go fuk this guy up bring your girlfriend to watch the show


    I will then give you the most coveted award here poster of the year
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  2. 08-25-17 05:24 PM #72
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Mobile go fuk this guy up bring your girlfriend to watch the show


    I will then give you the most coveted award here poster of the year
    My girl doesn't appreciate violence against old timers. But bring Doink. I like to bury guys regardless.
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  3. 08-25-17 05:44 PM #73
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    Lol
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  4. 08-25-17 07:08 PM #74
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    you fahgs know where to find me.....

    I'm always available.....

    come get a taste!
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  5. 08-25-17 07:15 PM #75
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    Fight!!
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  6. 08-25-17 07:23 PM #76
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    jmobile seems to be a 25 yr old stud. i think we need a verification video of this guy.
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  7. 09-01-17 09:43 AM #77
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    United had to bump my flight back to tomorrow morning at 9 am.....

    will be playing poker with oneunder by tomorrow afternoon at Aria..... stop by for a drink/photo op/autograph..... (wife says she'll sign for the first ten sbr members)
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  8. 09-01-17 10:30 AM #78
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    Looking forward to photos

    Automan my requests are in your segment poster of the month video
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  9. 09-02-17 03:16 PM #79
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    my wife has responded with a video that will get me banned for life by shari and the other mods that don't like seeing "big giant titties, Jack!!!"


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  10. 09-02-17 03:19 PM #80
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    ps... put a sure thing winner up now, i gotta head downstairs in five minutes

    pss... mods, rest assured I'm rollin' though aria in one of those bad ass, silky smooth aqua striped SBR Sportsbookrview.com polos that sammy hooked our asses up with at the Bash.....
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  11. 09-02-17 04:07 PM #81
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    The trip is on let's produce I want to see lots of pussy
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  12. 09-02-17 09:43 PM #82
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  13. 09-02-17 09:44 PM #83
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  14. 09-03-17 12:11 AM #84
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    Donker, do yourself a favour & grab a slice at Five50, while you're there
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  15. 09-03-17 01:02 PM #85
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    about to go do that, but first a little look at the second half of yesterday....

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  16. 09-03-17 01:04 PM #86
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    Donkers not posting the losers though
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  17. 09-03-17 01:19 PM #87
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    call the aria, and asks for the hi limits slot concierge, and ask that person about the couple in their from 230 to 4 am, and ask em about losers.... the machines simply would not quit paying for about an hour of skilled, patient slot play.....

    I'll post a vid of the spoils in a minute.....

    but enjoy this trinkets....






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  18. 09-03-17 01:23 PM #88
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    How can this guy win every single time he goes to the casino?

    Is He charmed
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  19. 09-03-17 01:29 PM #89
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    The mofo needs to go buy the biggest jackpot lotto ticket he can find
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  21. 09-03-17 01:51 PM #91
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    hung on to most of the early morning winnings... gave about 500 back in the last hour, but even recovered some of that as evidenced by thoase last few 60 dollar buyins turned into 250 and 1 hundred something....

    off to play a trny at the aria.... 245 -300 buyin, not sure exactly.... already misjsed the first hour having first thing in the morning action with hte lovely wife..... slept from 530-1030 this am. now off with my eye on the 9-10k first place money.... should be about 86-95 players, including a few known pros....

    hoping one under will be down there as well.....

    out.... (wasted an hours worth of blinds, need to get moving................)
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  23. 09-03-17 02:10 PM #93
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  24. 09-03-17 02:44 PM #94
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    How can this guy win every single time he goes to the casino?

    Is He charmed
    Higher denomination machines pay at a higher rate and as you can see, pay out higher.

    Saw a fat hog playing the $5 slots one day. Shoving $100 bills in it like they were dollar bills. I saw her drop one,
    went over and handed it to her with barely a look let alone a thank you.
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  25. 09-04-17 12:15 AM #95
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Far be it from me to agree with JJ but, he makes a valid point here!
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  26. 09-04-17 04:25 AM #96
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    gratz Donk.
    hope it eazes the sting of that hurricane mess
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  27. 09-05-17 03:46 PM #97
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    Doink is all old and banged up.
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  28. 09-07-17 07:51 PM #98
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    Quote Originally Posted by JMobile View Post
    Doink is all old and banged up.
    but i still make your woman come when I shove my monster in her.....


    final tally on the trip: brought home 12K more than we took out there.........


    JJ, you'd have made $4k, as we always split the profits
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  29. 09-07-17 08:00 PM #99
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    4 of the six 1099's:




    up so much we even had three bottles of this shit via room service and the over-priced minibar:


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  30. 09-07-17 09:21 PM #100
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    Fuk!!


    Rich get richer
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  31. 09-07-17 09:32 PM #101
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Fuk!!


    Rich get richer
    He told you many times to stop in for a steak. You want to hang out with winners, look no farther.
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  32. 09-07-17 10:05 PM #102
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    but i still make your woman come when I shove my monster in her.....


    final tally on the trip: brought home 12K more than we took out there.........


    JJ, you'd have made $4k, as we always split the profits
    You talk like you snort Viagra before you leave the house.
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  33. 09-07-17 11:13 PM #103
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    according to your woman, you fuk like youre Caitlyn Jenner.......

    your such a fukkin' pussy.... ie, a "jmobile"....

    don't you have a yield sign to go cling to, you f'n punk?
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  34. 09-07-17 11:29 PM #104
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    I fuk like a pornstar. You need help from your electrical motorized wheelchair to perform a traditional dog style move...tap forward and reverse and repeat. Old man....lol
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  35. 09-07-17 11:34 PM #105
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    Quote Originally Posted by JMobile View Post
    I fuk like a pornstar. You need help from your electrical motorized wheelchair to perform a traditional dog style move...tap forward and reverse and repeat. Old man....lol
    maybe one those midget porn stars from the phillipeans, you pathetic fuk
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