DonkLand Road Show: Las Vegas Sept 1-5...

**jjgold** · 08-25-17, 10:37 AM

Mobile go fuk this guy up bring your girlfriend to watch the show

I will then give you the most coveted award here poster of the year

**JMobile** · 08-25-17, 05:24 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Mobile go fuk this guy up bring your girlfriend to watch the show

I will then give you the most coveted award here poster of the year

My girl doesn't appreciate violence against old timers. But bring Doink. I like to bury guys regardless.

**jjgold** · 08-25-17, 05:44 PM

Lol

**Auto Donk** · 08-25-17, 07:08 PM

you fahgs know where to find me.....

I'm always available.....

come get a taste!

**jjgold** · 08-25-17, 07:15 PM

Fight!!

**mpaschal34** · 08-25-17, 07:23 PM

jmobile seems to be a 25 yr old stud. i think we need a verification video of this guy.

**Auto Donk** · 09-01-17, 09:43 AM

United had to bump my flight back to tomorrow morning at 9 am.....

will be playing poker with oneunder by tomorrow afternoon at Aria..... stop by for a drink/photo op/autograph..... (wife says she'll sign for the first ten sbr members)

**jjgold** · 09-01-17, 10:30 AM

Looking forward to photos

Automan my requests are in your segment poster of the month video

**Auto Donk** · 09-02-17, 03:16 PM

my wife has responded with a video that will get me banned for life by shari and the other mods that don't like seeing "big giant titties, Jack!!!"

**Auto Donk** · 09-02-17, 03:19 PM

ps... put a sure thing winner up now, i gotta head downstairs in five minutes

pss... mods, rest assured I'm rollin' though aria in one of those bad ass, silky smooth aqua striped SBR Sportsbookrview.com polos that sammy hooked our asses up with at the Bash.....

**jjgold** · 09-02-17, 04:07 PM

The trip is on let's produce I want to see lots of pussy

**Auto Donk** · 09-02-17, 09:43 PM

**Auto Donk** · 09-02-17, 09:44 PM

**Jayvegas420** · 09-03-17, 12:11 AM

Donker, do yourself a favour & grab a slice at Five50, while you're there

**Auto Donk** · 09-03-17, 01:02 PM

about to go do that, but first a little look at the second half of yesterday....

**funnyb25** · 09-03-17, 01:04 PM

Donkers not posting the losers though

**Auto Donk** · 09-03-17, 01:19 PM

call the aria, and asks for the hi limits slot concierge, and ask that person about the couple in their from 230 to 4 am, and ask em about losers.... the machines simply would not quit paying for about an hour of skilled, patient slot play.....

I'll post a vid of the spoils in a minute.....

but enjoy this trinkets....

**jjgold** · 09-03-17, 01:23 PM

How can this guy win every single time he goes to the casino?

Is He charmed

**grease lightnin** · 09-03-17, 01:29 PM

The mofo needs to go buy the biggest jackpot lotto ticket he can find

**Auto Donk** · 09-03-17, 01:43 PM

**Auto Donk** · 09-03-17, 01:51 PM

hung on to most of the early morning winnings... gave about 500 back in the last hour, but even recovered some of that as evidenced by thoase last few 60 dollar buyins turned into 250 and 1 hundred something....

off to play a trny at the aria.... 245 -300 buyin, not sure exactly.... already misjsed the first hour having first thing in the morning action with hte lovely wife..... slept from 530-1030 this am. now off with my eye on the 9-10k first place money.... should be about 86-95 players, including a few known pros....

hoping one under will be down there as well.....

out.... (wasted an hours worth of blinds, need to get moving................)

**grease lightnin** · 09-03-17, 02:02 PM

**jjgold** · 09-03-17, 02:10 PM

**rkelly110** · 09-03-17, 02:44 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

How can this guy win every single time he goes to the casino?

Is He charmed

Higher denomination machines pay at a higher rate and as you can see, pay out higher.

Saw a fat hog playing the $5 slots one day. Shoving $100 bills in it like they were dollar bills. I saw her drop one,
went over and handed it to her with barely a look let alone a thank you.

**Jayvegas420** · 09-04-17, 12:15 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Far be it from me to agree with JJ but, he makes a valid point here!

**darrell74** · 09-04-17, 04:25 AM

gratz Donk.
hope it eazes the sting of that hurricane mess

**JMobile** · 09-05-17, 03:46 PM

Doink is all old and banged up.

**Auto Donk** · 09-07-17, 07:51 PM

Originally posted by JMobile

Doink is all old and banged up.

but i still make your woman come when I shove my monster in her.....

final tally on the trip: brought home 12K more than we took out there.........

JJ, you'd have made $4k, as we always split the profits

**Auto Donk** · 09-07-17, 08:00 PM

4 of the six 1099's:

up so much we even had three bottles of this shit via room service and the over-priced minibar:

**jjgold** · 09-07-17, 09:21 PM

Fuk!!

Rich get richer

**rkelly110** · 09-07-17, 09:32 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Fuk!!

Rich get richer

He told you many times to stop in for a steak. You want to hang out with winners, look no farther.

**JMobile** · 09-07-17, 10:05 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

but i still make your woman come when I shove my monster in her.....

final tally on the trip: brought home 12K more than we took out there.........

JJ, you'd have made $4k, as we always split the profits

You talk like you snort Viagra before you leave the house.

**Auto Donk** · 09-07-17, 11:13 PM

according to your woman, you fuk like youre Caitlyn Jenner.......

your such a fukkin' pussy.... ie, a "jmobile"....

don't you have a yield sign to go cling to, you f'n punk?

**JMobile** · 09-07-17, 11:29 PM

I fuk like a pornstar. You need help from your electrical motorized wheelchair to perform a traditional dog style move...tap forward and reverse and repeat. Old man....lol

**Auto Donk** · 09-07-17, 11:34 PM

Originally posted by JMobile

I fuk like a pornstar. You need help from your electrical motorized wheelchair to perform a traditional dog style move...tap forward and reverse and repeat. Old man....lol

maybe one those midget porn stars from the phillipeans, you pathetic fuk