Mobile go fuk this guy up bring your girlfriend to watch the show
I will then give you the most coveted award here poster of the year
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JMobile
SBR Posting Legend
08-21-10
19074
#72
Originally posted by jjgold
Mobile go fuk this guy up bring your girlfriend to watch the show
I will then give you the most coveted award here poster of the year
My girl doesn't appreciate violence against old timers. But bring Doink. I like to bury guys regardless.
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#73
Lol
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#74
you fahgs know where to find me.....
I'm always available.....
come get a taste!
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#75
Fight!!
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mpaschal34
SBR Posting Legend
02-04-13
12087
#76
jmobile seems to be a 25 yr old stud. i think we need a verification video of this guy.
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#77
United had to bump my flight back to tomorrow morning at 9 am.....
will be playing poker with oneunder by tomorrow afternoon at Aria..... stop by for a drink/photo op/autograph..... (wife says she'll sign for the first ten sbr members)
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#78
Looking forward to photos
Automan my requests are in your segment poster of the month video
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#79
my wife has responded with a video that will get me banned for life by shari and the other mods that don't like seeing "big giant titties, Jack!!!"
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#80
ps... put a sure thing winner up now, i gotta head downstairs in five minutes
pss... mods, rest assured I'm rollin' though aria in one of those bad ass, silky smooth aqua striped SBR Sportsbookrview.com polos that sammy hooked our asses up with at the Bash.....
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#81
The trip is on let's produce I want to see lots of pussy
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#82
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#83
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Jayvegas420
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
03-09-11
28213
#84
Donker, do yourself a favour & grab a slice at Five50, while you're there
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#85
about to go do that, but first a little look at the second half of yesterday....
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funnyb25
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
07-09-09
39663
#86
Donkers not posting the losers though
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#87
call the aria, and asks for the hi limits slot concierge, and ask that person about the couple in their from 230 to 4 am, and ask em about losers.... the machines simply would not quit paying for about an hour of skilled, patient slot play.....
I'll post a vid of the spoils in a minute.....
but enjoy this trinkets....
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#88
How can this guy win every single time he goes to the casino?
Is He charmed
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grease lightnin
SBR Posting Legend
10-01-12
16015
#89
The mofo needs to go buy the biggest jackpot lotto ticket he can find
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#90
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#91
hung on to most of the early morning winnings... gave about 500 back in the last hour, but even recovered some of that as evidenced by thoase last few 60 dollar buyins turned into 250 and 1 hundred something....
off to play a trny at the aria.... 245 -300 buyin, not sure exactly.... already misjsed the first hour having first thing in the morning action with hte lovely wife..... slept from 530-1030 this am. now off with my eye on the 9-10k first place money.... should be about 86-95 players, including a few known pros....
hoping one under will be down there as well.....
out.... (wasted an hours worth of blinds, need to get moving................)
How can this guy win every single time he goes to the casino?
Is He charmed
Higher denomination machines pay at a higher rate and as you can see, pay out higher.
Saw a fat hog playing the $5 slots one day. Shoving $100 bills in it like they were dollar bills. I saw her drop one,
went over and handed it to her with barely a look let alone a thank you.
Far be it from me to agree with JJ but, he makes a valid point here!
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darrell74
SBR Posting Legend
04-16-07
14648
#96
gratz Donk.
hope it eazes the sting of that hurricane mess
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JMobile
SBR Posting Legend
08-21-10
19074
#97
Doink is all old and banged up.
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#98
Originally posted by JMobile
Doink is all old and banged up.
but i still make your woman come when I shove my monster in her.....
final tally on the trip: brought home 12K more than we took out there.........
JJ, you'd have made $4k, as we always split the profits
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#99
4 of the six 1099's:
up so much we even had three bottles of this shit via room service and the over-priced minibar:
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#100
Fuk!!
Rich get richer
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rkelly110
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
10-05-09
39691
#101
Originally posted by jjgold
Fuk!!
Rich get richer
He told you many times to stop in for a steak. You want to hang out with winners, look no farther.
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JMobile
SBR Posting Legend
08-21-10
19074
#102
Originally posted by Auto Donk
but i still make your woman come when I shove my monster in her.....
final tally on the trip: brought home 12K more than we took out there.........
JJ, you'd have made $4k, as we always split the profits
You talk like you snort Viagra before you leave the house.
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#103
according to your woman, you fuk like youre Caitlyn Jenner.......
your such a fukkin' pussy.... ie, a "jmobile"....
don't you have a yield sign to go cling to, you f'n punk?
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JMobile
SBR Posting Legend
08-21-10
19074
#104
I fuk like a pornstar. You need help from your electrical motorized wheelchair to perform a traditional dog style move...tap forward and reverse and repeat. Old man....lol
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#105
Originally posted by JMobile
I fuk like a pornstar. You need help from your electrical motorized wheelchair to perform a traditional dog style move...tap forward and reverse and repeat. Old man....lol
maybe one those midget porn stars from the phillipeans, you pathetic fuk