Quotes you will never hear from SBR posters (fill in if you have any)

13th Inning · 03-07-10, 12:59 AM

Paco: "Go with you to a strip club? Nah man, c'mon, that's degrading to women."

Richkas: "So how are you celebrating Martin Luther King Day? Me, I'm making a donation to the NAACP."

JJGold: "And it feels just like my natural hair! I can even go swimming with it!"

bobbyfk · 03-07-10, 01:12 AM

JJGOLD: "i love begin a bookie"

JJGOLD: i fucxed a girl last night"

13th Inning · 03-07-10, 01:14 AM

Nicky Santoro: "I swear to GOD boys, picking winners is what counts, NOT beating the closing number. Picking winners -220, Beating closing number +1500."

Buzzy: "The meal was so good and the service so fantastic, I left a 20% tip and thanked the server personally."

Cougar Bait: "...and then I took her milk money and wiped my dick off on her Spongebob doll."

DeluxeLiner · 03-07-10, 01:15 AM

Originally posted by bobbyfk

JJGOLD: "i love begin a bookie"

JJGOLD: i fucxed a girl last night"

Bobbyfk: I feel that allowing a distance of 1 foot minimum between myself and the camera adds to the overall quality of my videos

bobbyfk · 03-07-10, 01:15 AM

sammy: "i love the underdogs"

bobbyfk · 03-07-10, 01:15 AM

good one deluxe

DeluxeLiner · 03-07-10, 01:16 AM

DUUUDEEE 13th inning that couger bait one is freakin classic.

tltaylor89 · 03-07-10, 01:16 AM

Pecos Bill "I have seen a pair of

in person"

13th Inning · 03-07-10, 01:36 AM

Pecos Bill: "My friends are truly my cherished angels, lifting me up day by day."

Bobbyfk: "Coupons? Come on man, don't be such a bargain whore."

13th Inning · 03-07-10, 01:38 AM

Hoopster42: "I never answered her text messages ever again. Fuk her."

Ced's shadow · 03-07-10, 01:59 AM

Originally posted by Tsoprano

Ced's Shadow: "I hate all you ****ing pieces of shit!"

We all have our days T, I just hope not to discharge that bad

Ced's shadow · 03-07-10, 02:02 AM

Originally posted by StraitShooter

" Hi, my name is ttaylor and I and my ghost spend 16 hours a day @ SBR panhandling for points...some of you may also know me as whatsgood, Tomato, Extra innings, diggittydaggittydoo and seven gambling family members, mike, stacy, dotty, frankie, tommy, gretchen and gertrude"

DeluxeLiner · 03-07-10, 02:07 AM

great thread diamond...this was a great idea. so funny.

BadNina · 03-07-10, 02:20 AM

You guys are hilarious!

Ced's shadow · 03-07-10, 02:22 AM

Originally posted by DeluxeLiner

great thread diamond...this was a great idea. so funny.

I agree

LLXC · 03-07-10, 04:30 AM

Originally posted by DrStale

G's Picks: "Isn't that juice a little high?"

diamond · 03-07-10, 06:19 AM

Thanks guys.

BEANTOWNJIM · 03-07-10, 07:38 AM

SBR JOHN (BEANTOWNJIM WAS RIGHT LENNY FROM CASCADE SPORTSBOOK BROKE HIS OWN RULES AND STOLE BEANTOWNJIMS 660 DOLLARS ) HE WILL NEVER SAY THIS BECAUSE HE WAS BEING PAID FOR ADVERTISING BY CASCADE

BROCK LANDERS (I DONT NEED THE WWW.HAIRCLUBFORMEN.COM I HAVE A FULL HEAD OF HAIR) F-CK BEANTOWNJIM

RICHKAS MOTHER (SON YOUR DOING FINE IN LIFE I AM REALLY PROUD OF MY BOY,DO YOU HAVE THE FOOD STAMPS YOU IDIOT)

diamond · 03-07-10, 08:59 AM

Katy: "im in love with JJ"

pavyracer · 03-07-10, 09:09 AM

ZBOIZ: "Who is that?"

G's pks · 03-07-10, 10:31 AM

SamsNcharge- Boys I finished the year up.

BobbyFk- I finally figured out how to win at this game.

Zboiz- Nah, nothing on the board I like today.

TSoprano- Mom I want to leave the basement today and not sleep past noon.

batemanPatrick- Lets all be friends.

JJGold- So I had this broard in my bed and .......

Bullseye · 03-22-10, 07:28 PM

Originally posted by diamond

Katy: "im in love with JJ"

GOOD ONE!

paco · 03-23-10, 02:49 AM

This is a great thread!

paco · 03-23-10, 12:11 PM

Odusmykal : SC linebacker Norwood sucks!

obamaismyuncle · 01-15-11, 02:10 AM

Zboiz: I am considering a run for governor or Louisiana

RudyRuetigger · 06-27-11, 10:36 AM

yisman · 06-27-11, 10:39 AM

JerseyLove:

"I will be happy to pay back the 300 points I stole from you."

GOIRISH · 06-27-11, 10:58 AM

broke: won a ton of money on yesterdays rubberband play !