Quotes you will never hear from SBR posters (fill in if you have any)

[diamond]

Whatsongood: "I enjoyed paying back those points"

Pecos Bill: " I love what I see in the mirror"

Sammy: "I threw my slinky away"

Beantownjim: " I cant find the caps lock button, please help"

5 dimes Tony " I enjoy speaking in a friendly tone to my customers"

[whatsgood5]

Diamond: "I enjoy spelling Whatsgood5's user-name correctly"

[diamond]

my mistake.

[whatsgood5]

my mistake.

Haha, it's all good man.

[diamond]

whatsongood..that sucks..what a name

[Fishhead]

JJGOLD---"I've been happily married for 3 years now"

DURITO----"Congrats"

DIAMOND----"I just don't like SBR"

SBRJOHN----"Matchbook comes with my highest recommendation"

BILL DOZIER----"Sorry, I can't help you with that dispute"

[obamaismyuncle]

PAVY-----"Wow, that was a great idea by SBR"

[seaborneq]

Bread "I sleep with Robyn"

JJ Gold "Black QB's are smart and I want them leading my team"

Beantown Jim "Nigerians are the hardest working people I know, early to rise and work all day"

Crazy Lou "You don't have to sign up for a new book for our future contests"

Pecos Bill "I am beautiful"

[Fishhead]

RELOAD----"I would be a mod for free"

FISHHEAD----"Do the right thing, don't bet sports"

[Tree Rollins]

BatemanPatrick- "Listen, I'm not here to argue with you."

Bobbyk- "The club was crazy last night!"

Dominator- "Very interesting post, i have a solid and well-formed opinion on that"

JJ Gold- "Sorry guys, can't post, got a date tonight"

Williams22- "Michael and Magic together, would easily defeat Lebron James in a game of 2-on-1"

Flyillini- "what's an 8-ball?"

[keyboarding]

BatemanPatrick- "Listen, I'm not here to argue with you."

Dominator- "Very interesting post, i have a solid and well-formed opinion on that"

JJ Gold- "Sorry guys, can't post, got a date tonight"

[Pecos Bill]

BatemanPatrick- "Listen, I'm not here to argue with you."

Bobbyk- "The club was crazy last night!"

Dominator- "Very interesting post, i have a solid and well-formed opinion on that"

JJ Gold- "Sorry guys, can't post, got a date tonight"

Williams22- "Michael and Magic together, would easily defeat Lebron James in a game of 2-on-1"

Flyillini- "what's an 8-ball?"

haha, fvcking tree

[obamaismyuncle]

Whatsgood5---"My Mother was happy I was born"

[whatsgood5]

Whatsgood5---"My Mother was happy I was born"

Not bad, not bad at all. Only took ya four and half hours to come up with too!

[Powderguy]

Fishhead -- "Matchbook is the worst book ever"

[bobbyfk]

Bobbyk- "The club was crazy last night!"

[obamaismyuncle]

Whatsgood5---"Can't post tonight, I have a date"

[obamaismyuncle]

Whatsgood5--"My parents are proud of me"

[obamaismyuncle]

Whatsgood5--"Them kids are not really making fun of me, they really like me"

[obamaismyuncle]

Whatsgood5--"I bet cash on that game"

[whatsgood5]

You're on fire today Obama!

[Fishhead]

PATRICK MCIRISH..."Destroying the books, absolutely destroying them"

[obamaismyuncle]

Fishhead--"Here's another winner for you guys"

[obamaismyuncle]

You're on fire today Obama!

[diamond]

Obamaismyuncle to whatsgood5: "this round is on me"

[whatsgood5]

Obamaismyuncle to whatsgood5: "this round is on me"

Now that's a good one.

[Tsoprano]

Ced's Shadow: "I hate all you ****ing pieces of shit!"

[Tsoprano]

BetPlom: "Prostitution should be illegal."

[seaborneq]

ZBoiz "Let your bookie penis slap you on the throat, my Tigers/Hornets/Saints will rollover and choke"

[diamond]

[Fishhead]

ONTHEWHAT----"SBRJOHN is far and away my favorite poster"

[diamond]

Givemeabj: "The whole story is a lie. I dont have any girlfriend. The only reason I left town doay was to catch up with a 5 dollar hooker"

[diamond]

Bobbyfk: "indianapolis"

[Willie Bee]

DwightShrute: "How can anyone believe any of the crap on FOX News?"

DaggerKobe: "I'm voting for George Bush."

zboiz: "LSU sucks!"

milfdriller: "Can we get an SBR points donation going for the NAACP?"

betplom: "I wish I was an American citizen."

Bread: "SBR John, I forgive you."

[Tsoprano]

Willie Bee: "Tsoprano is my favorite SBR Poster".