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    jjgold
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    Are You A Cop Caller??

    I always call them to ticket cars
    I hate when my spot is taken
    The best part is I can see from my window so I shut blinds and then call cops, reactions are great when they get towed away

    Yesterday this hot chick parked ion my spot and I had her car towedwatched all from the fulkkin wondow

    Tow fees $175 plus tax

    Maybe I am frustrated because I cannot get chicks but I do enjoy when they curse and scream when car gone

    The older people I let go or if someone is handicapped I do not do anything

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    got any real work today ? Making any 'walking around' $$$

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    Yep,

    A car was driving in the wooded city park behind our back yard. All it is back there are walking paths. Was having a fire and heard car storming through. Fukkin joy riders. About 1am. What if someone was on a late night walk??

    Called em in.

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    I don't know the police number.

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    you do not call the police thugs like Trigger Tracer will take it over

    Do the right thing

    Cops are your friends

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    you're spot, snaggle? did she park where your lawn maintenance van usually sits

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    The best part is I can see from my window so I shut blinds and then call cops, reactions are great when they get towed away

    Yesterday this hot chick parked ion my spot and I had her car towedwatched all from the fulkkin wondow
    BS....... if this were true you would have video taped it.

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    My cameras are not facing where my car is Son
    I might be able to set up temp camera and record
    Let me see

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    ChalkyDog
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    Not a chance in hell. People always scoff when I say that. I can't sit here and do nothing but talk shit, and know how absolutely useless they are in reality, and then call them when I am in need. Reminds me of these so called religious folk who only pray when they need shit.

    I carry a firearm damn near everywhere, so outside of protection I fail to see their general purpose. I have yet to call them once in my life, but if and only if I ever did, it would be for insurance paper work only.

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    Fuk tha police

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    i never call the cops unless someone's life or limbs are in danger

    nothing good can come from calling the police, they are not your friends and they are not there to help you. here's how the conversation goes:

    tattletale : "this guy is illegally parked on 40th st"
    police : "oh yeah? what are YOU doing on 40th st and why do you care?"
    tattletale : "just minding my own business"
    police : "oh we have a smart ass, i think we'll haul you in for questioning and search your house and car while we're at it"
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    Corbin I can't believe you would do this

    You sick bastard

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    Quote Originally Posted by milwaukee mike View Post
    i never call the cops unless someone's life or limbs are in danger

    nothing good can come from calling the police, they are not your friends and they are not there to help you. here's how the conversation goes:

    tattletale : "this guy is illegally parked on 40th st"
    police : "oh yeah? what are YOU doing on 40th st and why do you care?"
    tattletale : "just minding my own business"
    police : "oh we have a smart ass, i think we'll haul you in for questioning and search your house and car while we're at it"

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    GOLD----you have an assigned parking place? must live in some exclusive gated community----i have never lived or worked anywhere with assigned places. cops in atlanta would not respond to this anyway------private problem.

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    snitch

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    Quote Originally Posted by milwaukee mike View Post
    i never call the cops unless someone's life or limbs are in danger

    nothing good can come from calling the police, they are not your friends and they are not there to help you. here's how the conversation goes:

    tattletale : "this guy is illegally parked on 40th st"
    police : "oh yeah? what are YOU doing on 40th st and why do you care?"
    tattletale : "just minding my own business"
    police : "oh we have a smart ass, i think we'll haul you in for questioning and search your house and car while we're at it"

    Paranoid much? Sounds like someone is hiding something...

    Love getting people towed here at my apartment complex. If you're too lazy to park 100 yards away in visitor's parking, then I'm callin ya in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by msu5611 View Post
    Paranoid much? Sounds like someone is hiding something...

    Love getting people towed here at my apartment complex. If you're too lazy to park 100 yards away in visitor's parking, then I'm callin ya in.
    You are a top candidate of deserving an ass kicking for calling in tows.

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    I'm a shot caller.

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    Quote Originally Posted by milwaukee mike View Post
    i never call the cops unless someone's life or limbs are in danger

    nothing good can come from calling the police, they are not your friends and they are not there to help you. here's how the conversation goes:

    tattletale : "this guy is illegally parked on 40th st"
    police : "oh yeah? what are YOU doing on 40th st and why do you care?"
    tattletale : "just minding my own business"
    police : "oh we have a smart ass, i think we'll haul you in for questioning and search your house and car while we're at it"
    What part of the USSR do you live in ?

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    Fukk the police

    Dirty rotten pigs

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    Slappy, thats a bitch move, man!

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    Whats the point??


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    Anoher fukkin Zimmerman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kmarinouofm View Post
    What part of the USSR do you live in ?
    Sounds more like the south side.

    In Russia, criminal detains cop.
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    When cops speed

    i calll that bitch in

    when cops park illegal

    i call that bitch in

    when cops do not wear a safety helmet and orange vest during directing traffic

    i call occupational safety and health dept.
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    Most cops good
    Let's work with them
    Chicks love cops

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I always call them to ticket cars
    I hate when my spot is taken
    The best part is I can see from my window so I shut blinds and then call cops, reactions are great when they get towed away

    Yesterday this hot chick parked ion my spot and I had her car towedwatched all from the fulkkin wondow

    Tow fees $175 plus tax

    Maybe I am frustrated because I cannot get chicks but I do enjoy when they curse and scream when car gone

    The older people I let go or if someone is handicapped I do not do anything

    JJ

    That's not cool.

    It means, essentially, you're a rat.

    I can't imagine calling the cops over a parking spot and then acting like a gleeful peeping tom when they come. Watching from a window with the shades drawn.

    SMH

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    Quote Originally Posted by msu5611 View Post
    Paranoid much? Sounds like someone is hiding something...

    Love getting people towed here at my apartment complex. If you're too lazy to park 100 yards away in visitor's parking, then I'm callin ya in.
    yeah because unless you have something to hide, you should embrace the cops looking through your shit and harassing you


    if you love people getting towed away then you are a spiteful prick and karma will give it back to you

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhillyFlyers View Post
    JJ

    That's not cool.

    It means, essentially, you're a rat.

    I can't imagine calling the cops over a parking spot and then acting like a gleeful peeping tom when they come. Watching from a window with the shades drawn.

    SMH
    I want to fuk and be dominated by a female cop in uniform

    My number 1 fantasy

    Flyers CALL ME

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    Mayan I will never forget the video when you went to a shopping center like a thug and wanted to fight some poster

    You looked like a fukkin roided up robot

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