Are You A Cop Caller??

[Dad]

Most cops good
Let's work with them
Chicks love cops

So you tried to get into the mafia yet you call cops to tow peoples cars?

[Dad]

I want to fuk and be dominated by a female cop in uniform

My number 1 fantasy

Flyers CALL ME

I hear that, JJ!

[jjgold]

So you tried to get into the mafia yet you call cops to tow peoples cars?

Daddy they are not stupid, I was not mob material

[Dad]

Daddy they are not stupid, I was not mob material

Well, at least you tried.

[sweep]

Should have titled this thread " Are you a snitch, rat, fukk?"

[yisman]

jj calls the police station hoping to get a woman so he can try some pickup lines

also peeps out window at cops hoping for ONE TIME a good looking female officer.

[thetrinity]

never called the piggies once.

[Dad]

JJ, need a video of you calling the cops.

[Dad]

never called the piggies once.

I think the only time I ever called the cops was when my car got stolen.

Edit: I've called them also when I saw a pretty bad accident on the road.

[ChalkyDog]

I think the only time I ever called the cops was when my car got stolen.

Edit: I've called them also when I saw a pretty bad accident on the road.

Thinking back on it, I did have to call the cops when my car got "stolen" - but only for insurance reasons.

Cursed them to hell and back when they found my car a week or so later... goddamn useless bastards!

[Dad]

Thinking back on it, I did have to call the cops when my car got "stolen" - but only for insurance reasons.

Cursed them to hell and back when they found my car a week or so later... goddamn useless bastards!

It took them a week to find my car also. It was in an abandoned construction site. Car was pretty much stripped of everything. bastards.

[Deuce]

People who have issues with cops are those that break the laws. If you're doing nothing wrong they dont give a fukk about what you're doing. Simple fukkin concept.

[jjgold]

People who have issues with cops are those that break the laws. If you're doing nothing wrong they dont give a fukk about what you're doing. Simple fukkin concept.

[milwaukee mike]

People who have issues with cops are those that break the laws. If you're doing nothing wrong they dont give a fukk about what you're doing. Simple fukkin concept.

this is ridiculously naive

"those that break the laws" include every single one of us. i'm pretty sure you have placed online bets in the state of michigan (crime), exceeded the speed limit, drank when you were under 21, etc etc
you ever walked across the street when you weren't in a crosswalk? have you reported every $20 bet won on your tax return?

what about those amazon gift cards you just ordered deuce? are you going to report the value as income on your income tax return, and then report to michigan what you're buying so you can pay sales tax on it?

[milwaukee mike]

and deuce here's the michigan penal code showing that just by typing "simple fukkin concept" you are BREAKING THE LAW because it could be causing emotional distress.

http://www.legislature.mi.gov/(S(aysqex2ugweelk55smfei5in))/mileg.aspx?page=getobject&objectname=mcl-750-411r&relation=next

[19th Hole]

O.P.....What a sad pathetic life you lead.
Team up w/ BadNina and speed dial the police all day
after your 30 second sex workout.

Milwaukee Mike and Dad know proper behavior.

[Deuce]

Michael, I am aware. Michael, let's not get technical here, pal. You know exactly what I am talking about.

[jjgold]

Thugs bash cops as do certain races

I wonder why??

The educated and
It's clicks love cops

[milwaukee mike]

Michael, I am aware. Michael, let's not get technical here, pal. You know exactly what I am talking about.

i do, just making a point that we are all troublemakers to some extent.

[mynameismud]

only time ive ever called the cops is when i was jumped in a parking lot and 2 guys tried to car jack me. the didnt get my car but they did get some good punches on me. the cops were very cool with me. they seemed to genuinely care and definitely treated me well.

[Big Bear]

Numbers down, stories up...

right on!

[Big Bear]

I'm cool with cops if they are cool with me. Some cops are dicks but some are cool.


When I visited Philadelphia the cops I encountered were probably the nicest people I met there. Down south cops are usually dickheads

[Ryanloop]

I called the police only when really necessary, sounding a little "reasonable" they must have better things to do haha