Someone tell me that isn't real
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This must be the primary election. Winner faces BigDaddyQH & Russian RocketComment -
sweeper
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Opie hands down
sweep basically CM Punk of forumvilleComment -
i voted for myself for the hell of itComment -
Is Conor McGregor a pussy? That is all I see on that listComment -
Some dude last week told me I look like McGregor. Not really sure if that was a compliment or the guy telling me I'm ugly.Comment -
jjgold, he is toughComment -
I would vote for myself, but McGregor is much to small to be compared to me..... 6'3 225 beats 5'9 145 all day, all day.....
and as my high school foot ball coach who coached texas football for over 45 years once said, I'm the meanest son of a bitch he's ever coached, with a mean streak a mile wide.....
now, if the poll was who's the "connor mcgregor" on steroids/human growth hormone of the SBR Forum, I'd have no problem voting for myself.....
as it is, i voted for that guy "Kickles", as she's the only one who directly made J.J. tap out of Vegas......Comment -
wow.... after seeing that I'm kickin' ass in this poll by a nearly 2-1 margin over my closest competitor, JJ (who I could toss into Bellagio fountain with one hand), yet only one post points out the obvious choice of this list of neer'dowells, it is clear that much like with Trump, SBR has a "silent majority" who for whatever reasons (probably my over the top sexual debauchery and escapades) are embarrassed to publicly announce their support for The Donk, but nevertheless vote for the obvious choice.....
Thank you, SBR silent majority!!!! Drinks on me at the Bash...... (speaking of which, SBR please p.m. me where I stand on the waiting list..... someone named "SBR Guest" or some shit like that told me I was no. 1 on the waiting list, but I don't know if he's an actual sbr brass member or someone who doesn't know shit from shinola")
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ps.... and, I had Russian Rocket hack the election process
pss.... and, for the record, my wife's big all natural dd's (amply on display to the left) could beat the shit out of most of the posters on the listComment -
you're outta luck, waves......
Kickles likes her men with an actual chest, not a flappy small-b cup rack......
but, perhaps she's got a thing for ghettos and 82 ford taurases with no hub caps..... and rubber dongs strapped on their f'n forheads......
kickles, here's how waves rolls:
Hop in and get yourself a handful of that..... (well, at least a handfull of flappy b-cups, if you can squish both flappy
into one hand)......
meanwhile, here's how donk rolls:
shit, half the posters on that list above would've loved to have blown me about an hour after this photo was taken, just so they could get a taste of Ms. Drake's vagina......Comment -
Not sure about this SBR Guest clown Donker. Sam had pm'd a list of those of us that are already confirmed for the Bash and it had you at 8th or 9th on the waiting list (can't remember exactly which one).
Regardless...not looking great. They have stated that this year they have had a higher percentage of confirmed attendees than they ever have at previous bashes. Seems like it's gonna be a good one.Comment -
Shari, say it ain't so.....
particularly since I tried to sign up on the very f'n night, and would have made it had Orlando's bullshit public internet service worked worth a shit at the Orlando Intl airport.....
by the time I had actual internet service the next morning, I wound up 8th or 9th or whatever......Comment -
ps.... someone at sbr make it happen as Shari indicated it would, and I'll tip you at the Bash....
"just the tip"Comment -
Automan nobody wants you at the bash
I heard Opie going to kick your ass if you go anyway
I would stay awayComment -
while I rarely have to fight, as most people know they don't want any part of my crazy ass within the first four seconds of meeting me.... I will show up at the bash once SBR makes it happen, and will gladly take on any challengers, whether in an SBR sanctioned and open for betting on the forum sportsbook, or on the main floor of the hard rock casino...
I haven't tossed anyone over a black jack table and into the dealer in at least 3-4 years, it'd be fun to relive that experience.....Comment -
Lol
Automan your a keyboard warrior
How about I break a fukkin keyboard over your fukkin knees?Comment -
how about I use your snaggled teeth to open my IPA as you lay there unconscious, nerves quivering after I "one shot" you in your jaw?Comment -
early exit poll results say it's time to call this election.....
though I hope they don't have winding up like this group of famial fuksticks that thought they had it locked up on early poll results just over a week ago:
bill looks like such a fahg.... still wondering how the fuk lewinski ever gave it up to him..... there must not be any Donk-like-dick-and-game in D.C. if that fukhead can get laid.....Comment -
Was that real?Comment -
Oh man Donk I would love to fly wing with you man.
We would crush.Comment -
AUTOMAN i WANT TO SLAP YOUR FACE AND WAKE YOU UPComment -
i'm sure a lot of people "want" to do this or that to me, but like you, they are too much of a pussy to step up and actually DO ANYTHING.....
i was hunting for your scared ass in Vegas well over a year or two ago.... you hid from me then like a scared little bitch....
you were in better shape then than you are now.... Recently, you looked like a pathetic crack head groveling on the ground, scooping up a measly four or five dollars down on your hands and knees in a desperate BDF fashion -- Opie's video showed a pathetic, out of shape, physically and mentally weak punk......
as bad as it would have been for you a couple of March's ago when you wouldn't come out from the shadowy, skeezy side of Vegas to meet up with me at the Venetian or Morton's Steakhouse, it will be much worse now.....Comment -
Automan it's bad
Broke and desperate
If I was near your house I might rob itComment -
at least then I could put a bullet between your eyes and end your desperation, suffering, and perennial losing.....
jj taking suicide by cop to a new, harsher level: SUICIDE BY DONK!!!Comment -
What a strange poll.Comment -
and diggity, early this morning I found that my "nice ass" photo is now worthy of an infraction on SBR....
strange times, when you can't even post a photo of yourself bending some babe over a bar stool while her husband gets his rocks off takin' photos of the ordeal.....
the nice ass, tho previously welcome about a dozen times on the forum, is now part of SBR Lore/History....
and I never got to post some "pole" photos involving that same girl ridin' the sh*t out of me..... her ass is fine as hell.....Comment -
After Trump is sworn In, all this will be acceptable & encouraged here at SBR.Comment -
Diggity's a nice guy,dont know why hed be on that list.Comment -
i'm a nice guy.... until someone fuks with me.....
it's a list of who's most likely to knock you the fuk out if you start some shit with them.....
as I can attest, random people will often, particularly when drunk, start shit with some real nice guys because 1. they think nice guy's can't fight, and 2. nice guys such as myself often attract the attention of a soon to be knocked out person because they think, "wow, that guy with that hot bitch looks cocky," or some stupid shit like that.....
back at aTm, when guys in my dorm heard i was heading over to the dixie chicken, they'd invaribly ask, "is he wearing that hat?", as they knew that it drove kahkmasters wild when I'd stroll in wearing my 10x beaver John B. Stetson with an air of slight cockiness and g.q. looks..... they knew I'd likely have to knock someone out before the night was done, and they wanted to see it unfold....
just because diggity is nice, like myself, doesn't mean he can't kick some ass....Comment
