SBR Bash 2017! See you in Punta Cana!!

**Capybara** · 11-30-16, 02:44 PM

Originally posted by Capybara

Yeah, I'm trying to figure this out as we speak... some will depend on the special SBR rate... it's not really 500/night, is it?!

Def need to be there by at least Fri, and leaving no earlier than Mon... so I was thinking either Thurs-Mon, or Fri-Tues? Some will also depend on airfare I see. Don't we need at least one full separate day to see the island???

And LOL on the Donk stuff. Donker, I was only at one bash, but my recollection is that it was 100% high-fives and good times -- any internet dick-measuring and warfare fell by the wayside, just a bunch of folks drinking and having fun.

Lastly, so do we need to worry about Zika? Anyone? Lol.

Bumping my serious post, as it got lost in the usual SBR-style poster-slandering and high-fiving.

Trying to figure out how many nights to do and which ones... what are most doing, Thursday-to-Monday?

Philly, if your post was about me (not sure?), I'm not complaining and I am def psyched about the two free nights! But if the OTHER nights (discounted ones) are still 500 w/ the discounted rate, that's something to consider, homie! Lol.

**Fire in da hole** · 11-30-16, 02:44 PM

Originally posted by Optional

Arriving Thursday and up for a round (with rental clubs). But be warned. I'm pretty happy if I can hit under triple figures.

Who else is staying Monday night after?

Lucky for both of us, good golf skills are not required to play their course. While I have my own clubs, it is in no way a direct correlation to my golf abilities....We will just tell them to give us a fully charged gold carts as we will be doing a lot of left to right driving.

**Optional** · 11-30-16, 02:46 PM

Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY

Opti if you can get a mod to look into this whole Snip paying off a betpoints loan bet (as he admitted in a post) in cash, I'll gladly pay for your round of golf

LOL... isn't that making a money deal too?

Do you mean Snip3r? Just hit report on the post and I'll make sure it's seen by the right person.

**Fire in da hole** · 11-30-16, 02:49 PM

Originally posted by Capybara

Bumping my serious post, as it got lost in the usual SBR-style poster-slandering and high-fiving.

Trying to figure out how many nights to do and which ones... what are most doing, Thursday-to-Monday?

Philly, if your post was about me (not sure?), I'm not complaining and I am def psyched about the two free nights! But if the OTHER nights (discounted ones) are still 500 w/ the discounted rate, that's something to consider, homie! Lol.

Yes, the extra nights are $450 single rate and $500 double AFTER the discount.

Regarding the nights, its appears to be a mixture, prob best to do a separate post.

**Optional** · 11-30-16, 02:54 PM

Originally posted by Capybara

Bumping my serious post, as it got lost in the usual SBR-style poster-slandering and high-fiving.

Trying to figure out how many nights to do and which ones... what are most doing, Thursday-to-Monday?

Philly, if your post was about me (not sure?), I'm not complaining and I am def psyched about the two free nights! But if the OTHER nights (discounted ones) are still 500 w/ the discounted rate, that's something to consider, homie! Lol.

Thursday to Tuesday

If you are going alone maybe team up with someone else and split a room for the extra nights at ~ $250 each. If you like to eat and drink I am sure it's worth the $100/day more than it would be some other place without the inclusions, and other posters.

**stealthyburrito** · 11-30-16, 02:54 PM

Anyone rooming together? Helps offset some of the cost of the extra nights.

Considering it.

**mpaschal34** · 11-30-16, 03:12 PM

Originally posted by stealthyburrito

Anyone rooming together? Helps offset some of the cost of the extra nights.

Considering it.

You can sleep in the hammock on my balcony. Realize you have no access to the actual room. I will put 4 beers out for you each day.

**stealthyburrito** · 11-30-16, 03:15 PM

Originally posted by mpaschal34

You can sleep in the hammock on my balcony. Realize you have no access to the actual room. I will put 4 beers out for you each day.

Matty you may not realize I'm seriously considering this offer but let's say I chip in a hundo per night for access to the room and a couple of handjobs from your wife (at least 2, doesn't have to be naked just topless) and I think we're all happy with this arrangement.

**Capybara** · 11-30-16, 03:16 PM

Originally posted by stealthyburrito

Anyone rooming together? Helps offset some of the cost of the extra nights.

Considering it.

I already put out feelers to my brother and a friend of mine, but if they're lame, I'd def be down for rooming! Guess that's not very helpful at this juncture, but I'll have my shit together sometime soon here.

**Capybara** · 11-30-16, 03:18 PM

Originally posted by Fire in da hole

Yes, the extra nights are $450 single rate and $500 double AFTER the discount.

Regarding the nights, its appears to be a mixture, prob best to do a separate post.

Originally posted by Optional

Thursday to Tuesday

If you are going alone maybe team up with someone else and split a room for the extra nights at ~ $250 each. If you like to eat and drink I am sure it's worth the $100/day more than it would be some other place without the inclusions, and other posters.

Thanks, Men!

I guess this place does not fukk around. I hadn't even realized the whole thing is always all-inclusive.

**mpaschal34** · 11-30-16, 03:24 PM

Originally posted by stealthyburrito

Matty you may not realize I'm seriously considering this offer but let's say I chip in a hundo per night for access to the room and a couple of handjobs from your wife (at least 2, doesn't have to be naked just topless) and I think we're all happy with this arrangement.

If handjobs are what you seek, I know some Dominican Texas Rangers minor leaguers that may be able to lend you a hand.

**opie1988** · 11-30-16, 03:40 PM

Originally posted by stealthyburrito

Anyone rooming together? Helps offset some of the cost of the extra nights.

Considering it.

Grown ass men bunking together

PASS

Brokedikk city

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 11-30-16, 03:46 PM

Originally posted by opie1988

Grown ass men bunking together

PASS

Brokedikk city

Fukin Opie gets it

**tatddy** · 11-30-16, 03:47 PM

Originally posted by opie1988

Grown ass men bunking together

PASS

Brokedikk city

I swear I was JUST coming in here to type the exact same thing

. I love when I agree with racist, honkey southern bigots.

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Good lord men, win a bet or 2. Gotta keep the other side of that bed open and drink yourself blindly into confidence....especially you married folk!

**downsouth** · 11-30-16, 04:02 PM

Originally posted by tatddy

I swear I was JUST coming in here to type the exact same thing

. I love when I agree with racist, honkey southern bigots.

.

Good lord men, win a bet or 2. Gotta keep the other side of that bed open and drink yourself blindly into confidence....especially you married folk!

Me and wife got 2 beds so keeping extra spot in my bed open.

**SBR_Guest_Pro** · 11-30-16, 04:04 PM

Congrats Auto Donk and Ms Donk!

**downsouth** · 11-30-16, 04:04 PM

Originally posted by Optional

Arriving Thursday and up for a round (with rental clubs). But be warned. I'm pretty happy if I can hit under triple figures.

Who else is staying Monday night after?

If you can break triple digits odds are you're better than 95% of "golfers" here

**Fire in da hole** · 11-30-16, 04:06 PM

Originally posted by tatddy

I swear I was JUST coming in here to type the exact same thing

. I love when I agree with racist, honkey southern bigots.

.

Good lord men, win a bet or 2. Gotta keep the other side of that bed open and drink yourself blindly into confidence....especially you married folk!

Just put it on their CC and panhandle outside the SBR bash... Fk, if they are having that much trouble i'll throw them a $20 to pay for the room.

**TheMoneyShot** · 11-30-16, 05:00 PM

Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21

I'll be there the same days as well as Optional. My guess is quite a few more will be staying extra days as well

Originally posted by Fire in da hole

I'm arriving Wednesday, you staying at the HR the whole time?

Yes sir

**stealthyburrito** · 11-30-16, 05:00 PM

Originally posted by opie1988

Grown ass men bunking together

PASS

Brokedikk city

Who says it has to be a dude? I've shared a room with another poster last bash and it went fine. And it wasn't a dude.

**SBR_Guest_Pro** · 11-30-16, 05:40 PM

Originally posted by stealthyburrito

Anyone rooming together? Helps offset some of the cost of the extra nights.

Considering it.

If you put 4 people in the room, "discounted" price jumps up to over 900. Crazy

**goofyre** · 11-30-16, 06:37 PM

Originally posted by TheMoneyShot

Am I the only one Thursday - Tuesday?

I'll warm the place up for you guys.

I'll be there Thursday - Monday afternoon.

**BIGDAY** · 11-30-16, 06:52 PM

My ass will be poolside Wednesday 2/1 by 4:30pm.

**El Nino** · 11-30-16, 06:53 PM

Originally posted by tatddy

Yes! Bring the fukking ketchup.

Good memory!

**downsouth** · 11-30-16, 07:21 PM

Originally posted by BIGDAY

My ass will be poolside Wednesday 2/1 by 4:30pm.

Is this an open invitation or is there some sort of special foot tap required to enter?

**Auto Donk** · 11-30-16, 11:34 PM

Originally posted by SBR_Guest_Pro

Congrats Auto Donk and Ms Donk!

yw.....

**eidolon** · 12-01-16, 01:38 AM

Originally posted by Fire in da hole

Fkn pumped....

Looks awesome....but that bubbles party at the end looked like it was a total sausage fest

**BIGDAY** · 12-01-16, 07:16 AM

Originally posted by downsouth

Is this an open invitation or is there some sort of special foot tap required to enter?

**jjgold** · 12-01-16, 10:29 AM

mainly sausage at these places

Hopefully no conventions coming in from SF that week

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 12-01-16, 10:32 AM

Originally posted by stealthyburrito

Who says it has to be a dude? I've shared a room with another poster last bash and it went fine. And it wasn't a dude.

stealthy with all due respect, Bruce Jenner was STILL a dude at the last bash

**sweep** · 12-01-16, 10:34 AM

Originally posted by BIGDAY

My ass will be poolside Wednesday 2/1 by 4:30pm.

WOW!! if ever the need for a "no homo"....

**BIGDAY** · 12-01-16, 10:40 AM

Originally posted by sweep

WOW!! if ever the need for a "no homo"....

**jjgold** · 12-01-16, 12:31 PM

Originally posted by BIGDAY

My ass will be poolside Wednesday 2/1 by 4:30pm.

wow!!

What does that mean??

Frightening

**Fire in da hole** · 12-01-16, 12:32 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

wow!!

What does that mean??

Frightening

JJ got all excited talking about BD's ass

**Auto Donk** · 12-01-16, 01:03 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

mainly sausage at these places

Hopefully no conventions coming in from SF that week

and, of course, if JJ shows, we can add this "sausage" as being present:

and candidly, I'm being generous with this assessment of JJ's pee pee

those vienna's are twice as long as this little nub.....

Sh*t, JJ, I've got little button-head bucks with little nubs on their heads for horns, barely protruding through the skin on top their heads, that are bigger than that "dot" you're holding in frame no. 2.......