SBR Bash 2017! See you in Punta Cana!!

**Auto Donk** · 11-30-16, 09:13 AM

Originally posted by SBR Forum

A spot has opened up for you sir

The Conor McGregor of SBR Forum has to join us in Punta Cana!

HERE COME THE DONKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 11-30-16, 09:19 AM

Originally posted by Fire in da hole

Im game, should be a fun trip.

Ill be arriving Wednesday and bringing my golf clubs, so let me know if anyone would like to play some golf.

**Auto Donk** · 11-30-16, 09:19 AM

**Auto Donk** · 11-30-16, 09:22 AM

philly.... I may bring one of these shirts along for you to wear.....

time to start workin' out, already drank six raw eggs upon hearing this wonderful news......

better set a line on Donk v. Waves "Smash at the Bash"......

as for my prediciton of how this will go for Small b......

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 11-30-16, 09:28 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

philly.... I may bring one of these shirts along for you to wear.....

time to start workin' out, already drank six raw eggs upon hearing this wonderful news......

better set a line on Donk v. Waves "Smash at the Bash"......

as for my prediciton of how this will go for Small b......

donker if you bring it, I will wear it

I've already requested adjoining rooms

**Auto Donk** · 11-30-16, 09:34 AM

Originally posted by mpaschal34

i'm probably staying off-site, but is there a confirmed a rate for the non-bash days?

now that i'm in, I'd like to know this info as well, so i can compare to other locales for thurs- fri......

any recommendations?

ps... anyone tell me wife any of the shit i've posted on here since 2013, I will straight up murder your ass.....

**Auto Donk** · 11-30-16, 09:43 AM

Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY

donker if you bring it, I will wear it

I've already requested adjoining rooms

you'll be much like a couple a few years back, babe named nikki, who had to put up with -- at a new year's swinger party in their adjoining room -- being unable to even think about sleeping, as they sat there listening for hours to the head board in myroom, which they said sounded like it was coming through the wall into their room at any minute..... Nikki confided in me later she wished she was in my room......

this is the photo from earlier that night:

the two with their heads closest to me had to "work in shifts" at some point, due to soreness..... the one sitting on me was a trooper, keepin it a threesome til around 12 noon the following day, when they finally got no. 3 out of me.....

ps, philly, what size? XL? I'm gonna order a few today, they'll probably be 100 % Cotton and thus subject to shrinkage.....

**TheMoneyShot** · 11-30-16, 09:44 AM

This is turning out to be one HELLIFIED BASH!

**JAKEPEAVY21** · 11-30-16, 09:45 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

now that i'm in, I'd like to know this info as well, so i can compare to other locales for thurs- fri......

any recommendations?

ps... anyone tell me wife any of the shit i've posted on here since 2013, I will straight up murder your ass.....

my guess is that your wife would not be surprised by anything that comes out of your mouth

let's see if your boy waves steps up if a spot comes available now

**El Nino** · 11-30-16, 09:59 AM

Just booked and sent my flight confirmation to SBR. Landing Fri around noon, leaving Mon at 1 PM.

**Fire in da hole** · 11-30-16, 10:35 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

now that i'm in, I'd like to know this info as well, so i can compare to other locales for thurs- fri......

any recommendations?

ps... anyone tell me wife any of the shit i've posted on here since 2013, I will straight up murder your ass.....

Donk, quit being cheap and just pay the rate at the Hard Rock... Whats a few extra bucks

**TheMoneyShot** · 11-30-16, 10:35 AM

Am I the only one Thursday - Tuesday?

I'll warm the place up for you guys.

**jjgold** · 11-30-16, 10:35 AM

Automan broke he cannot afford Hard Rock

**Fire in da hole** · 11-30-16, 10:38 AM

Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21

my guess is that your wife would not be surprised by anything that comes out of your mouth

let's see if your boy waves steps up if a spot comes available now

No way that "ratbag" shows up to the bash. 1) he probably wont get a room 2) even if given a room, he would have some excuse not to show up

**JAKEPEAVY21** · 11-30-16, 10:40 AM

Originally posted by TheMoneyShot

Am I the only one Thursday - Tuesday?

I'll warm the place up for you guys.

I'll be there the same days as well as Optional.

My guess is quite a few more will be staying extra days as well

**Fire in da hole** · 11-30-16, 10:40 AM

Originally posted by TheMoneyShot

Am I the only one Thursday - Tuesday?

I'll warm the place up for you guys.

I'm arriving Wednesday, you staying at the HR the whole time?

**Auto Donk** · 11-30-16, 10:41 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Automan broke he cannot afford Hard Rock

bitch, i've got $20K I can put on the table right now, taking you up on your offer that you now run from like the plague, to play me $100/$200 heads up nlhe.....

why don't you run along and make some more fake videos before you get hurt.......

any time, any place......

certain people I can just look at and know I can annihilate them..... usually, if they see me giving them that look, they quickly run away.....

I hope you're foolish enough not to do the wise thing, which would be to follow their lead.....

**JAKEPEAVY21** · 11-30-16, 10:43 AM

Originally posted by Fire in da hole

No way that "ratbag" shows up to the bash. 1) he probably wont get a room 2) even if given a room, he would have some excuse not to show up

he attended the last bash

he might bail if given the opportunity in fear of The Donk

truth be told, my guess is that they are both all talk and there will be no scraps...they will probably be drinking together singing "Kumbaya" before the trip is over

**Fire in da hole** · 11-30-16, 10:49 AM

Fkn pumped....

**downsouth** · 11-30-16, 10:53 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

now that i'm in, I'd like to know this info as well, so i can compare to other locales for thurs- fri......

any recommendations?

ps... anyone tell me wife any of the shit i've posted on here since 2013, I will straight up murder your ass.....

If you use the SBR link the rooms are like $500/night per couple, $450 or so if traveling solo.

**SBR Forum** · 11-30-16, 11:32 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

now that i'm in, I'd like to know this info as well, so i can compare to other locales for thurs- fri......

any recommendations?

ps... anyone tell me wife any of the shit i've posted on here since 2013, I will straight up murder your ass.....

We forwarded you the SBR special reservation link instructions and details.

**Auto Donk** · 11-30-16, 12:08 PM

Originally posted by Fire in da hole

Donk, quit being cheap and just pay the rate at the Hard Rock... Whats a few extra bucks

what are said rates, in all likelihood, depending on where the wife thinks she wants to stay, I might be shelling out even more...... we like a little variety.....

plus, her slots burn rate is about $1,000 per every 4-5 hours..... do the math, five straight days of her being stuck in a casino while I play poker means I'll have to ass rape you donks at the cash game tables at a very significant rate to keep her playin'......

**Auto Donk** · 11-30-16, 12:09 PM

Originally posted by SBR Forum

We forwarded you the SBR special reservation link instructions and details.

awesome!

**Auto Donk** · 11-30-16, 12:14 PM

Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21

tthey will probably be drinking together singing "Kumbaya" before the trip is over

I'll put $500.00 heads up with anyone on this not being the case.....

but I do want sbr to rest assured that I won't just beat the sh*t out of him at first sight..... unless he looks at me wrong or says anything stupid to me or otherwise provokes me.....

and, given waves' generally anti-social reclusive behavior at the last Bash, chances are he'd be off in a corner with anohter tranny, wondering why his tiny junk is starting to burn and his crotch itching so badly....

would prefer a sbr sanctioned bout with him at a local gym, with sbr setting a few choice lines and prop bets on the fight.... (well, as much of a "fight" as it would be, as waves would be down, and out, pretty quick.....)

**Russian Rocket** · 11-30-16, 12:35 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

and, given waves' generally anti-social reclusive behavior at the last Bash, chances are he'd be off in a corner with anohter tranny, wondering why his tiny junk is starting to burn and his crotch itching so badly....

Donker definitely gets it...It will be either a tranny or another homo, that looks just like small b's, that Booby generally likes to date.

**Fire in da hole** · 11-30-16, 12:38 PM

Originally posted by Russian Rocket

Donker definitely gets it...It will be either a tranny or another homo, that looks just like small b's, that Booby generally likes to date.

RR is our resident computer wizard..

**Auto Donk** · 11-30-16, 12:46 PM

Originally posted by Russian Rocket

Donker definitely gets it...It will be either a tranny or another homo, that looks just like small b's, that Booby generally likes to date.

hahahah

"i shave my

...."

best line of the month

**Capybara** · 11-30-16, 12:47 PM

Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21

I'll be there the same days as well as Optional.

My guess is quite a few more will be staying extra days as well

Yeah, I'm trying to figure this out as we speak... some will depend on the special SBR rate... it's not really 500/night, is it?!

Def need to be there by at least Fri, and leaving no earlier than Mon... so I was thinking either Thurs-Mon, or Fri-Tues? Some will also depend on airfare I see. Don't we need at least one full separate day to see the island???

And LOL on the Donk stuff. Donker, I was only at one bash, but my recollection is that it was 100% high-fives and good times -- any internet dick-measuring and warfare fell by the wayside, just a bunch of folks drinking and having fun.

Lastly, so do we need to worry about Zika? Anyone? Lol.

**BIGDAY** · 11-30-16, 01:05 PM

Donker cracks me the Fuk up.

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 11-30-16, 01:45 PM

yeah I will NEVER get on Rockets bad side

fukin guys kill me in here questioning the daily price of an all inclusive...........YOU DONT PAY FOR ANYTHING....FOOD DRINK....ALCOHOL.........NOTHING

**downsouth** · 11-30-16, 01:49 PM

Poor Bobbo having money troubles and wont be able to make it this go around. Really sucks they lowered your disability payment or other subsidies.

**tatddy** · 11-30-16, 01:57 PM

Originally posted by El Nino

Just booked and sent my flight confirmation to SBR. Landing Fri around noon, leaving Mon at 1 PM.

Yes! Bring the fukking ketchup.

**mpaschal34** · 11-30-16, 02:16 PM

Originally posted by downsouth

Poor Bobbo having money troubles and wont be able to make it this go around. Really sucks they lowered your disability payment or other subsidies.

He's worried Trump is going to cut his "retirement" benefits.

**Optional** · 11-30-16, 02:18 PM

Originally posted by Fire in da hole

Im game, should be a fun trip.

Ill be arriving Wednesday and bringing my golf clubs, so let me know if anyone would like to play some golf.

Arriving Thursday and up for a round (with rental clubs). But be warned. I'm pretty happy if I can hit under triple figures.

Who else is staying Monday night after?

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 11-30-16, 02:37 PM

Originally posted by Optional

Arriving Thursday and up for a round (with rental clubs). But be warned. I'm pretty happy if I can hit under triple figures.

Who else is staying Monday night after?

Opti if you can get a mod to look into this whole Snip paying off a betpoints loan bet (as he admitted in a post) in cash, I'll gladly pay for your round of golf