Ep 3:16

[EaglesPhan36]

The slate is clean. I'm through f-ing around college basketball. No longer shall I be a slave to you and over ANAL-lyzing my selections that have to-date been worthy of nothing more than a dirty diaper worth of crap. I have tunnel vision now and it's time to go BIBLICAL on your ass. The date is set. March 16th. 3:16. The play-in game that marks the beginning of the NCAA Tournament. College basketball, I shall conquer thee by that time. Plus units. 55% or better. Those are the things that are not my goal college basketball, but the cold hard facts of existence through the next six plus weeks of your glorious life. Let it be said in the verse from the basketball bible according to moi.

EP 3:16 says I just kicked your everloving ass college basketball.

It's on.

PICK #1: Yale-Cornell OVER 135.5 (-110)
And the man sayeth unto you that a bloodbath from the royalty of the Ivy League shall leadeth to a convincing Cornell cremation of Yale and unto you shall come many points in whicheth an OVER shall cometh your way. And the man sayeth that if Yale mustereth 58 measily points, then the blood bath on the books shall begin with thee.

[EaglesPhan36]

Updated Record: 1-0 (+1.00)

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[Heandog]

Amen brother

[EaglesPhan36]

Pick #2: Temple-Richmond OVER 115.5 (-110)
And ye sayeth that defense wins championships. Ye also sayeth that defensive wizardry doth bore one like pornography with a plot. So unto you clashes two stout defensive masters that nary a man, woman nor child would count on to doeth them proper in an offensive manner. But nay, let it be shown on this day that often times when the defensive do meet in battle that the best defense is an offense that can findeth itself in the 60s. So the man sayeth that should the Owl take flight or the Spider spin its web convincingly enough to findeth itself in the 60s or better, your cup shall runneth OVER as will the total.

[EaglesPhan36]

Pick #3: Gonzaga-Memphis OVER 144 (-110)
And the man sayeth that when one pits the Bulldog versus the Tiger, one should expect a scrappy affair in which there shall be mini-runs, large runs and the cup of the OVER covenant runneth over with points. For the Bulldogs defense shall findeth that once again the road is not always kind to a weary warrior, whilest the Tigers shall flash their sharpest of shooters teeth in piercing this defense. But nary a Bulldogs backer shall fret as their floppy headed hero Bouldin shall keepeth the point cup of his brood boiling over with a touch of Sacre to sweeten the pot that bubbles over with points on this day.

[waco66]

I hear ya brotha!

And Temple just cashed for ya

[EaglesPhan36]

Updated Record: 2-0 (+2.00)

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[GGPLAYER]

Preach on Brother! When you get a minute hop over the NFL page and post your best props on my thread. I know your the king of props!

[EaglesPhan36]

Gonzaga and Memphis are getting me again. I think I picked that game over last year and it's a brick fest.

[EaglesPhan36]

Pick #4: East Carolina-Marshall UNDER 144 (-110)
Unto thee comes a swash buckling squad that travels about as good as urine in a Gatorade bottle full of holes. So the man sayeth that these Buccaneers shall once more run into trouble scoring points away from their home land when pitted against the mighty Herd named Marshall. Said Herd shall be full of thunder and fury, but ye shall findeth that this Herd will trample shots into the ground and the man sayeth ye shall find less points than ye shall want.

[EaglesPhan36]

Updated Record: 2-2 (-0.20)

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F-ing 90+ point 2nd half in the ECU-Marshall game really f-ed with my chi. Way to D up ECU. 100-49 after a 54 point 1st half.

[EaglesPhan36]

Pick #5: South Florida-Notre Dame OVER 146.5 (-110)
Thou find oneself in a pick on this day of Super. To wage war on yon books in other sports or wage war on only the biggest of battles? The man sayeth take that which presenteth itself to you. These Bulls from the land of the Sun have found their gallop indeed worthy of wins, both big and small. Yet these Bulls doth break glasses at the China Shop when attempting to play defense away from their sun drenched castle. In storm the lucketh of the ones backed by the pot of gold and the short stubby legged man with the green hat. These Irish lay wrecketh to many a foe at home with a sharp shooter's eye and a man-beast named Harangody. So sayeth the wind that young Luke shall lead the point parade this day, but nary a man, woman nor leprechaunish freak shall forget the human highlight picture show named 'Nique, Mr.Jones from South Florida if you're nasty. Sayeth he that 70 from the Bulls or 80 from the Irish and the cash shall floweth OVER into your kettle this day.

[EaglesPhan36]

Updated Record: 2-3 (-1.30)

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I shall prevail.

[EaglesPhan36]

Pick #6: UNC-Wilmington +3 (-110)
A storm hath dragged on and on to prevent these two fledgling squads from playing. But on this day, there shall be light at the end of the tunnel for one squad. The man sayeth that the Seahawks shall swoop in and snatch victory where it be found. To bring ample protection to one's wallet, the man suggesth taking the points in case of emergency and a narrow loss for these birds have lost several a game on the road by just two points. Yon men with cahones of steel shall liketh the moneyline at +125.

[Wilforth]

Pick #6: UNC-Wilmington +2.5 (-110)
A storm hath dragged on and on to prevent these two fledgling squads from playing. But on this day, there shall be light at the end of the tunnel for one squad. The man sayeth that the Seahawks shall swoop in and snatch victory where it be found. To bring ample protection to one's wallet, the man suggesth taking the points in case of emergency and a narrow loss for these birds have lost several a game on the road by just two points. Yon men with cahones of steel shall liketh the moneyline at +125.

A voice appeared and said unto me:

"Hearken oh ye to my wise counsel. Whithersoever thou findeth a thing that looketh easy, be thou careful. The Seahawks visiteth the land of the Blue hens seeking to prey on the Blue Hens. The Seahawks may look mighty in thy sight but the god of the Blue hens shall deliver them from the claws of the Seahawks. The claws of the Seahawks shall not prevail against the Blue hens at the rims. The Seahawks shall be afflicted with the plague of poor shooting. At the end of the game thereof, victory shall be bestowed upon the Blue hens."

When the voice made an end of speaking, I quickly ran to my sportsbook and put some coins on the Blue hens hoping the hens will hatch good eggs for me. We'll see. But BOL.

[EaglesPhan36]

Awesome reply. We're both idiots for betting on this game, but one of us will be happy - my guess is you as I had a really nice run early last week and have been on a steady steamroll of shiznit downhill.

[Wilforth]

We're both idiots for betting on this game...

That's just how I feel right now.

[EaglesPhan36]

Just booked it at +3, got that extra half point. Woot. As if that is gonna matter. LoL.

[EaglesPhan36]

Updated Record: 2-4 (-2.40)

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[EaglesPhan36]

Pick #7: Villanova/West Virginia OVER 150 (-110)
And the man sayeth unto you that this clash of colossi (my vocabulary is strong and make believe) shall deliver unto us a harvest of globular ojects reigning fierce through the strings of the hoop - scorching both scoreboard and the evil keepers of the book. So it is said, so King Huggy Bear and the dapper Don named Wright shall provide.

[Wilforth]

Pick #7: Villanova/West Virginia OVER 150.5 (-110)
And the man sayeth unto you that this clash of colossi (my vocabulary is strong and make believe) shall deliver unto us a harvest of globular ojects reigning fierce through the strings of the hoop - scorching both scoreboard and the evil keepers of the book. So it is said, so King Huggy Bear and the dapper Don named Wright shall provide.

Thou sayeth the truth.

[EaglesPhan36]

Updated Record: 3-4 (-1.40)

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[Wilforth]

Great call. Keep bringing them.

[EaglesPhan36]

Pick #8: Illinois-Wisconsin OVER 125 (-110)
The man sayeth that often venturing into Big 10 country bringeth thou an overdose of the Rip Van Winkles. But nay the man sayeth unto you today that these Illini shall indeed flyeth into cheese country and carve some holes to allow points to bleed outward and upward of yon total.

Pick #9: Alabama-Kentucky OVER 137.5 (-110)
And the man findeth that when one looks into a crowd of blue in the land of Lexington, he sees only the tightly woven clothing that protecteth the ample and shapely bosom of the twin Judds beneath Ashley's Kentucky cloth. For tonight, when the headlights flash twice, the Tide shall crash and the Wildcats thrash and the almighty dollar cash when points floweth forward.

[Snowball]

May the orange spheres glide as manna from heaven into the welcoming girdles of white laced joy !

[EaglesPhan36]

The strife continues. That Wisconsin one hurt my soul. Excellent 1st half and then Wisconsin can't hit a shot for sheet. Kentucky game a low scoring suck fest. How do I do it? I will perservere if for nothing else than to give awesome fade material because college hoops is kicking my ass this year. Guess it's payback for last year. Still time to grind it out. That is all. Resume your winning ways, I shall go barf in a toilet.

[iceminers26]

Yeah Whisky really put out a poor performance tonight, thought they would blow the Illini out of the building.

[EaglesPhan36]

Updated Record: 3-6 (-3.60)

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Pick #10: Chattanooga -2.5
Unto you comes a Choo-Choo that not only thinketh it can, but can doeth the deed against the Bulldogs of Samford. Thy Choo-Choo relishes its home base and shall deliver unto its legions of supporters a defeat of the weary dog.

Pick #11: Virginia Tech-N.C. State OVER 134.5
And the man sayeth unto thee, thou shallst do the Hokie pokey, turn thyself around and watch the hoop fill with orange gold. That is what it's all about.