The P%$$Y Defense?!

[katstale]

I finally got a chance to watch the newest defense craze: the P%$$Y defense. I mean I had heard of the 4-3 the 4-2 etc. but I had never heard of this new defense until I watched the Oregon/Cal game and then the Texas Tech/A&M game.

In short, if the other team is running a hurry up offense and wearing you out, you rotate guys who fake injuries to slow down the other teams offense. I am still trying to get it inside my head how you coach that. First, how do you even introduce the concept to your defense? "Ok, boys, today we are gonna teach you how to act like P**ssies since thats what we think u r any way. You have no chance to line up and whip these guys and they are better conditioned than u, so here is what we are gonna do!" Then after you have convinced your tough guy charges they are inferior pansies, who do you get to teach them the acting skills?

Do heretofore manly defensive coaches lay down and act hurt and scream like little biatches to show their macho plebes how to get that well timed injury timeout? Maybe they have film work watching Nancy Kerrigan or Joe Theismann in action? Recruit some of those male cheerleaders who fall from human pyramids?

Now I have to figure out how many schools are willing to run this new defense and factor it in to point spreads. I hate innovative p&$$y coaches.

[Coach Jake]

These defenses won't change the game. If the ofense had a great coordinator, than they can use that time to scheme. The other good thing is these Ds dont fool anyone. This isn't new or innovative(google buffalo bills, lol), and there's alot of ways you can see this as a red flag. The best defenses can get a bunch of bodies for different looks and that helps them stay fresh an unpredictable. These Ds for the most part delay the inevetable

[sandman0713]

I finally got a chance to watch the newest defense craze: the P%$$Y defense. I mean I had heard of the 4-3 the 4-2 etc. but I had never heard of this new defense until I watched the Oregon/Cal game and then the Texas Tech/A&M game.

In short, if the other team is running a hurry up offense and wearing you out, you rotate guys who fake injuries to slow down the other teams offense. I am still trying to get it inside my head how you coach that. First, how do you even introduce the concept to your defense? "Ok, boys, today we are gonna teach you how to act like P**ssies since thats what we think u r any way. You have no chance to line up and whip these guys and they are better conditioned than u, so here is what we are gonna do!" Then after you have convinced your tough guy charges they are inferior pansies, who do you get to teach them the acting skills?

Do heretofore manly defensive coaches lay down and act hurt and scream like little biatches to show their macho plebes how to get that well timed injury timeout? Maybe they have film work watching Nancy Kerrigan or Joe Theismann in action? Recruit some of those male cheerleaders who fall from human pyramids?

Now I have to figure out how many schools are willing to run this new defense and factor it in to point spreads. I hate innovative p&$$y coaches.

kind of pointless to get mad about it. teams are going to do it more and more...and if it slows down the o and makes a difference in the game, then i guess all the teams not doing it are playing the "dumbass d". i mean why wouldn't you do it if it worked and you could get away with it?

[sandman0713]

also...i think the original concept of this o was intended to keep the d from switching into 3rd down packages and not give them time to line up or get signals...and it was overmatched programs like texas tech who actually started this to try to gain a kind of unfair advantage over a better d. i mean which is worse...we will try to keep you from changing into different packages or getting your signals on d to gain an advantage at all costs, or we will just drop down and act hurt to allow these things?