what gabe says.

[Imsmarterthanu]

You're a much better troll than smarty

I'm not a troll bitch

We'll take turns titty fukn you and i'm sure you'd like it

[DeFactoCrippler]

I'm not a troll bitch

We'll take turns titty fukn you and i'm sure you'd like it

[Vitooch]

I'm not a troll bitch

We'll take turns titty fukn you and i'm sure you'd like it

Bitch ....you guys are making em self-conscious!

[Imsmarterthanu]

mighty mouse by decision all day

haha yep

another night of laughs at the expense of schmucks and more cash in my pocket

[Educ8d Degener8]

haha yep

another night of laughs at the expense of schmucks and more cash in my pocket

Too bad you didn't win real money... so you could buy new furniture and a gym membership.

I've got Jorgenson + Tim Means + Eric Silva

Then another on Lance Benoist + Neer + Pierce

[Imsmarterthanu]

Too bad you didn't win real money... so you could buy new furniture and a gym membership.

You're one sorry ass motherfuker

sucks to lose doesn't it

[gabe]

imsmarter is right... i do suck... papazian raped me, and i went chasing after every loser. i won on seth b, but lost big on everything else. biggest loss i've ever had, lost way more than i could afford, dunno what i'm gna do. needed a big winning tonight to help keep me alive another couple weeks lol but got nothin to live off or pay up with, i'm screwed. if you stop hearing from me, i'm prolly sleepin with the fishes. lol #seriously

in case i don't get another chance, i love you v! love you nunya! love you degen! love you vitooch!! i hope i'm not forgetting anyone! (lol i sound like i'm in a plane that's about to crash)

i hope i can manage to find enough to pay this off, but doubtful... either way, i've never had 3 consecutive losing weeks in my life, so i'm calling it quits, re: gambling

[Imsmarterthanu]

It takes a big man to know when he's had enough so for that I respect you

I actually feel sorry for riding you so hard but in the end I wasn't the one placing your bets for you, it's on you and you know it

I'm sure this isn't the last we see of you in the octagon, we hope to see you back in the UFC and we wish you the best of luck

Lets give a big hand to Gabe Armozyan ladies and gentlemen !

[Wanna Bet On It?]

imsmarter is right... i do suck... papazian raped me, and i went chasing after every loser. i won on seth b, but lost big on everything else. biggest loss i've ever had, lost way more than i could afford, dunno what i'm gna do. needed a big winning tonight to help keep me alive another couple weeks lol but got nothin to live off or pay up with, i'm screwed. if you stop hearing from me, i'm prolly sleepin with the fishes. lol #seriously

in case i don't get another chance, i love you v! love you nunya! love you degen! love you vitooch!! i hope i'm not forgetting anyone! (lol i sound like i'm in a plane that's about to crash)

i hope i can manage to find enough to pay this off, but doubtful... either way, i've never had 3 consecutive losing weeks in my life, so i'm calling it quits, re: gambling

I was about to cry reading your post but then I saw that you didn't say you loved me so my range of emotion changed from feeling sad for you to cutting my wrists again.

I still feel inclined to help you out though so FYI no one's called dibbs yet on the dumpster behind my condo.

[DirtyX]

imsmarter is right... i do suck... papazian raped me, and i went chasing after every loser. i won on seth b, but lost big on everything else. biggest loss i've ever had, lost way more than i could afford, dunno what i'm gna do. needed a big winning tonight to help keep me alive another couple weeks lol but got nothin to live off or pay up with, i'm screwed. if you stop hearing from me, i'm prolly sleepin with the fishes. lol #seriously

in case i don't get another chance, i love you v! love you nunya! love you degen! love you vitooch!! i hope i'm not forgetting anyone! (lol i sound like i'm in a plane that's about to crash)

i hope i can manage to find enough to pay this off, but doubtful... either way, i've never had 3 consecutive losing weeks in my life, so i'm calling it quits, re: gambling

That is honestly the best post I have seen from you. Much respect. I don't think you should quit, you will that back dude. Always better plays in the future. My boys and I all have had three bad weeks in a row, and that has never happened in over two years of betting MMA. And I am a Gabe hater saying this... HAHA.. anyways in all honesty, you do know your MMA, we just don't see eye to eye sometimes, but don't quit man.. You will be back, I know it.

[gabe]

I was about to cry reading your post but then I saw that you didn't say you loved me so my range of emotion changed from feeling sad for you to cutting my wrists again.

I still feel inclined to help you out though so FYI no one's called dibbs yet on the dumpster behind my condo.

fritos jokes alone kept you out of my love zone

[gabe]

It takes a big man to know when he's had enough so for that I respect you

I actually feel sorry for riding you so hard but in the end I wasn't the one placing your bets for you, it's on you and you know it

I'm sure this isn't the last we see of you in the octagon, we hope to see you back in the UFC and we wish you the best of luck

Lets give a big hand to Gabe Armozyan ladies and gentlemen !

lol

[Wanna Bet On It?]

In all seriousness, I hope you stick around & work towards proper bankroll management to tolerate 3 losing events.

If this is the last we see of Gabe (at least for now) then we'll miss your MMA insight. You're one of the best MMA analysts on SBR, you just need to polish up on BR management, chasing & remaining unbiased/disciplined with your bets.

You seem to hit a high number of plays but get buried by one guy you're overweight on (Rumble (no pun intended), Wonderboy & Papazian come to mind).

[Crassus]

imsmarter is right... i do suck... papazian raped me, and i went chasing after every loser. i won on seth b, but lost big on everything else. biggest loss i've ever had, lost way more than i could afford, dunno what i'm gna do. needed a big winning tonight to help keep me alive another couple weeks lol but got nothin to live off or pay up with, i'm screwed. if you stop hearing from me, i'm prolly sleepin with the fishes. lol #seriously

in case i don't get another chance, i love you v! love you nunya! love you degen! love you vitooch!! i hope i'm not forgetting anyone! (lol i sound like i'm in a plane that's about to crash)

i hope i can manage to find enough to pay this off, but doubtful... either way, i've never had 3 consecutive losing weeks in my life, so i'm calling it quits, re: gambling

You bet with money you couldn't afford to lose? Cmon man...you know better than that.

Regardless, condolences on the losses man, get through it. When you got the pick right you got em fuckin right!

[gabe]

You bet with money you couldn't afford to lose? Cmon man...you know better than that.

Regardless, condolences on the losses man, get through it. When you got the pick right you got em fuckin right!

I really believed in Martinez and Papazian. Papazian, although didn't call him a lock, is the first ever "lock" I've had lose. I could BS and say he wasn't to keep my record perfect, but he sure was.

I thought his ground game was better than that. Now I feel extra silly for saying it was a possibility that he could tap Easton. Dude really choked. Wow, just wow. All his friends and family had flown out to FL to watch him, too. He focused too much on striking. Shame.


...and yeah, I had to bet w/ money I don't have... I know it's a real degenerate move, but this is how I make my living, and coming off 2 bad weeks, I've been low on cash and needed a really big night tonight so I could stay afloat for another couple weeks... Combination of me having had my eye on this card for a long time + never having 3 consecutive losing weeks before just made me feel like this was my night.

[gabe]

Nunya, I'm in desperate need of some money, bro. Fly me out to mow your lawn.

Or lawns. Or acres.

[MMAbetMASTA]

That is honestly the best post I have seen from you. Much respect. I don't think you should quit, you will that back dude. Always better plays in the future. My boys and I all have had three bad weeks in a row, and that has never happened in over two years of betting MMA. And I am a Gabe hater saying this... HAHA.. anyways in all honesty, you do know your MMA, we just don't see eye to eye sometimes, but don't quit man.. You will be back, I know it.

I was honestly gonna come in here and give you props if you won Gabe... It happens man, I was near disaster as well tonight but pyle came though luckily.. many on here, including myself, ride you but I do feel bad and I think you're solid with mmma contributions and you make thinks interesting here so hope to see you around. You'll bounce back, all the people who post here a lot seem to do well in the end, so take it, re-evaluate and come back stronger...

[NunyaBidness]

Nunya, I'm in desperate need of some money, bro. Fly me out to mow your lawn.

Or lawns. Or acres.

If you can borrow 2500, and get to vegas for a few days I can show you how to make approximately 1500 risk free. But you can't do it without cash on hand.

[gabe]

I was honestly gonna come in here and give you props if you won Gabe... It happens man, I was near disaster as well tonight but pyle came though luckily.. many on here, including myself, ride you but I do feel bad and I think you're solid with mmma contributions and you make thinks interesting here so hope to see you around. You'll bounce back, all the people who post here a lot seem to do well in the end, so take it, re-evaluate and come back stronger...

lol i've got to find a way to come out of this giant hole first. i deal with some pretty serious people. gotta pay up before i can even think about anything else. but if i do continue to bet, i'm only gonna be betting small. first things first, though. i gotta think of a way to come up with that scratch. otherwise i'm really fkd.

[NunyaBidness]

...and yeah, I had to bet w/ money I don't have... I know it's a real degenerate move, but this is how I make my living, and coming off 2 bad weeks, I've been low on cash and needed a really big night tonight so I could stay afloat for another couple weeks... Combination of me having had my eye on this card for a long time + never having 3 consecutive losing weeks before just made me feel like this was my night.

Problem is bud, and not to kick you when you're down, but you can't do this for a living without having a bankroll. Bad swings happen. Chasing losses with martingale type strategies makes you have less frequent losing sessions, but when you finally do have one you lose A LOT.

If all else fails, turn your bookie into the cops. That should buy you time to leave the state.

[gabe]

If you can borrow 2500, and get to vegas for a few days I can show you how to make approximately 1500 risk free. But you can't do it without cash on hand.

lol if i could borrow money, i wouldn't have to worry about paying my debt. no one to borrow from. my back is against the wall. i shouldn't be on the internet. i should be on a bridge. lol

i think i need to go for a stroll and a joint... and a beer

[Crassus]

I really believed in Martinez and Papazian. Papazian, although didn't call him a lock, is the first ever "lock" I've had lose. I could BS and say he wasn't to keep my record perfect, but he sure was.

I thought his ground game was better than that. Now I feel extra silly for saying it was a possibility that he could tap Easton. Dude really choked. Wow, just wow. All his friends and family had flown out to FL to watch him, too. He focused too much on striking. Shame.


...and yeah, I had to bet w/ money I don't have... I know it's a real degenerate move, but this is how I make my living, and coming off 2 bad weeks, I've been low on cash and needed a really big night tonight so I could stay afloat for another couple weeks... Combination of me having had my eye on this card for a long time + never having 3 consecutive losing weeks before just made me feel like this was my night.

Well I sincerely hope you learn from this experience man while also coming through it without much more extra loss. You always gotta be impartial with a lean towards that you'll lose every bet you make. That's at least how I was taught.

Whatever my issues were with you, overall you were a solid poster, I wish you the best of luck dude.

[gabe]

Problem is bud, and not to kick you when you're down, but you can't do this for a living without having a bankroll. Bad swings happen. Chasing losses with martingale type strategies makes you have less frequent losing sessions, but when you finally do have one you lose A LOT.

If all else fails, turn your bookie into the cops. That should buy you time to leave the state.

I know I can't, and was afraid it would catch up to me eventually... there have been times where I've lost big and have paid it off but had to starve a bit 'cos of it... but this is the first time i've been in a position where i can't afford to pay what i owe.

[Educ8d Degener8]

If you can borrow 2500, and get to vegas for a few days I can show you how to make approximately 1500 risk free. But you can't do it without cash on hand.

Are we cap'd at 25 hundo? 60% risk free... sounds fun, I've never hustled coke ;p

[gabe]

Well I sincerely hope you learn from this experience man while also coming through it without much more extra loss. You always gotta be impartial with a lean towards that you'll lose every bet you make. That's at least how I was taught.

Whatever my issues were with you, overall you were a solid poster, I wish you the best of luck dude.

Hey! I'm still alive!

lol but thanks

[NunyaBidness]

Are we cap'd at 25 hundo? 60% risk free... sounds fun, I've never hustled coke ;p

2500 per person will get you 1500 in EV each, actual results may vary. Only works once though. . .

[gabe]

2500 per person will get you 1500 in EV each, actual results may vary. Only works once though. . .

you can't let me borrow that 2500?

we can share your suite. two rooms!

[NunyaBidness]

you can't let me borrow that 2500?

we can share your suite. two rooms!

Only a mini-suite. Don't think my wife would like that.

[Crassus]

2500 per person will get you 1500 in EV each, actual results may vary. Only works once though. . .

Do you need any sort of special skills?

[DeFactoCrippler]

Do you need any sort of special skills?

It's kinda like fighting, it involves a lot of 'bobbing".

[helpplease]

Gabe really tried to warn u m8 .. HATE seeing people lose money .. hope u learn something from this lol that's the most important thing and bounce back strong .

it disturbed me how you and so many other ppl were so sure about papazian .. I had Dustin Pague winning that fight via decision but he got the submission in the 1st round

[MMAbetMASTA]

lol i've got to find a way to come out of this giant hole first. i deal with some pretty serious people. gotta pay up before i can even think about anything else. but if i do continue to bet, i'm only gonna be betting small. first things first, though. i gotta think of a way to come up with that scratch. otherwise i'm really fkd.

feel for you bro, that's what happens when you play with small books / personal bookies... I'm in the same boat although my bookie is a pretty good freind so he'd give me some leeway if I couldn't pay up asap... Hustle hustle baby...!

[MMAbetMASTA]

Gabe really tried to warn u m8 .. HATE seeing people lose money .. hope u learn something from this lol that's the most important thing and bounce back strong .

it disturbed me how you and so many other ppl were so sure about papazian .. I had Dustin Pague winning that fight via decision but he got the submission in the 1st round

I remember, you were really the only one I saw backing pague, but I never really see you here so I didn't pursue asking you why / what the breakdown was, I thought you were joking, unfortunately for me... I'll take your opinions more seriously next time, good call... but yea still **** YOUUUUUU AND FUCKKK PAGUE!!!! Ruined what would have been a very lucrative night...

[illmatick]

Just gotta manage the swings better, gabe.

I went 6-0 today but I'm still in the red thanks to Quinta last week. 9-1 on my last 10 documented bets and I'm still down money.

[NunyaBidness]

Do you need any sort of special skills?

No, just cash, patience and the ability to follow rules. PM me if you're serious, I don't want to post it publicly.