what gabe says.

[helpplease]

I remember, you were really the only one I saw backing pague, but I never really see you here so I didn't pursue asking you why / what the breakdown was, I thought you were joking, unfortunately for me... I'll take your opinions more seriously next time, good call... but yea still **** YOUUUUUU AND FUCKKK PAGUE!!!! Ruined what would have been a very lucrative night...

jesuseatsnubs .. that's me u remember now lol

[NunyaBidness]

jesuseatsnubs .. that's me u remember now lol

Say it ain't so.

[gabe]

Only a mini-suite. Don't think my wife would like that.

You take your wife to Vegas every time? lol silly guy

[gabe]

Gabe really tried to warn u m8 .. HATE seeing people lose money .. hope u learn something from this lol that's the most important thing and bounce back strong .

it disturbed me how you and so many other ppl were so sure about papazian .. I had Dustin Pague winning that fight via decision but he got the submission in the 1st round

i think if it stayed on the feet, he would have been knocked out in the first. papazian was hurting him in the clinch

[MMAbetMASTA]

jesuseatsnubs .. that's me u remember now lol

gotta be joking.............

you would have quoted nunya and spilled that vital info to him, not me.......

[gabe]

feel for you bro, that's what happens when you play with small books / personal bookies... I'm in the same boat although my bookie is a pretty good freind so he'd give me some leeway if I couldn't pay up asap... Hustle hustle baby...!

i had a bookie who was a good friend until the card i went 9-0 on, after going 9-1 two weeks before. his bosses made him cut me off lol

[gabe]

jesuseatsnubs .. that's me u remember now lol

lol they used to think i was you

[gabe]

If Papazian had won, I would have been up pretty big. Seth B was gonna be the only remaining play I was willing to go big on, so my night would have gone pretty damn great.

I kept going all-in on every fight, only to win back the money I lost on the previous fight I was chasing on. Chasing to bring back my chased losses lol pathetic

[NunyaBidness]

You take your wife to Vegas every time? lol silly guy

I'm out there for 3 weeks at a time, I'd be miserable without her.

[Vitooch]

Anyone watch Portlandia?...pretty good show

[NunyaBidness]

Anyone watch Portlandia?...pretty good show

Love it. The episode with the Annie Clark cameo gave me a huge boner. Well, huge for me.

[gabe]

I'm out there for 3 weeks at a time, I'd be miserable without her.

you don't enjoy strange poon on the side?

[gabe]

Why didn't Papazian defend the RNC by tickling Pague's armpit?

[Vitooch]

Gabe, you need to establish some bankroll management . I know how much you were confident in Papa, but you cannot put yourself in this type in position when you are wrong.

[Vitooch]

Love it. The episode with the Annie Clark cameo gave me a huge boner. Well, huge for me.

Just finished season 1. Love Carrie Brownstein, love Aubrey Plaza.

[Grabaka]

Sad to hear you got nailed Gabe. Hope you come back stronger and smarter!
Good luck with the debts too

[gabe]

lol i'm hitting my head against the wall trying to figure out how to save my life while these fools are talking abour portlandia

[NunyaBidness]

lol i'm hitting my head against the wall trying to figure out how to save my life while these fools are talking abour portlandia

And people were starving yesterday in Africa while you were beating off.


Here's how to fix your problem:

Step 1) Get a job.
Step 2) Explain to your bookie that you're broke and that you got a job.
Step 3) Pay your bookie off.
Step 4) Keep job afterward, gamble only with extra cash you have on hand, using kelly criterion to determine your betsizes.
Step 5) Keep your job until you've socked away 50k or so.

[NunyaBidness]

you don't enjoy strange poon on the side?

Not as much as I enjoy being married.

[NunyaBidness]

I think you have what it takes to make it doing this, Gabe.

I think a shot of humility is possibly going to be a good thing for you in the long run. The hardest part is going to be, making small reasonable size bets for your bankroll when you're used to gambling big. When you're betting $500 a unit, and drop down to $10/unit a win doesn't feel like you won $10, but that you lost $490.

You'll be alright. Buy some books, take your lumps, and start over.

[gabe]

In all seriousness, I hope you stick around & work towards proper bankroll management to tolerate 3 losing events.

If this is the last we see of Gabe (at least for now) then we'll miss your MMA insight. You're one of the best MMA analysts on SBR, you just need to polish up on BR management, chasing & remaining unbiased/disciplined with your bets.

You seem to hit a high number of plays but get buried by one guy you're overweight on (Rumble (no pun intended), Wonderboy & Papazian come to mind).

thanks... you're right... those 1 guys always bury me... but UFC 142 was a loss for me, regardless of Rumble. I needed him to save me.

[gabe]

I think you have what it takes to make it doing this, Gabe.

I think a shot of humility is possibly going to be a good thing for you in the long run. The hardest part is going to be, making small reasonable size bets for your bankroll when you're used to gambling big. When you're betting $500 a unit, and drop down to $10/unit a win doesn't feel like you won $10, but that you lost $490.

You'll be alright. Buy some books, take your lumps, and start over.

I owe a lot of scratch with no more than a couple grand expected, and even that money won't be in the mail in time to pay off the books.

There are no people w/ money in my life I can turn to for borrowing. Everyone I know is broke, or close to it. Sucks.

[gabe]

And people were starving yesterday in Africa while you were beating off.


Here's how to fix your problem:

Step 1) Get a job.
Step 2) Explain to your bookie that you're broke and that you got a job.
Step 3) Pay your bookie off.
Step 4) Keep job afterward, gamble only with extra cash you have on hand, using kelly criterion to determine your betsizes.
Step 5) Keep your job until you've socked away 50k or so.

If getting a job was so easy, I'd have one by now.

Plus, when i first met 'em, they made it clear that all losses must be exact and on time.

[TheCalculator]

And people were starving yesterday in Africa while you were beating off.


Here's how to fix your problem:

Step 1) Get a job.
Step 2) Explain to your bookie that you're broke and that you got a job.
Step 3) Pay your bookie off.
Step 4) Keep job afterward, gamble only with extra cash you have on hand, using kelly criterion to determine your betsizes.
Step 5) Keep your job until you've socked away 50k or so.

Nunya -- this is possibly your best post ever.

[Vaughany]

jesuseatsnubs .. that's me u remember now lol

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa He's back

[Crassus]

If getting a job was so easy, I'd have one by now.

Plus, when i first met 'em, they made it clear that all losses must be exact and on time.

Sell basically everything you own. Today. Then start looking for any sort of menial job in the world.

[Rubber Guard]

Go all in on Manny inside the distance.

[gabe]

Go all in on Manny inside the distance.

I have Manny + Decision parlayed with Heat Series and Kings Series-- if that comes through, it'll save me a G or so... but still in deep.

[illmatick]

Easy gabe. You're gonna get yourself banned.

[Vaughany]

lol Gabe, just stick all the money u have on Dan Miller this wknd brah!

[gabe]

a Dan Miller + Matt Brown + Brian Ebersole + Sam Stout parlay might be the way to go on that card.

[Vaughany]

a Dan Miller + Matt Brown + Brian Ebersole + Sam Stout parlay might be the way to go on that card.

yeah, but I'll probably restrict them to a mixture of doubles to be a bit safer.

[Beelzebubzy]

All in on ebrrsole by ko
That's the play gabe

[gabe]

All in on ebrrsole by ko
That's the play gabe

Decision is probably more likely.

I think it could be FOTN.

[MMAbetMASTA]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa He's back

I still call BS... I've seen 'helpplease' around here and there before and nothing ever stuck out that would leave me to believe this is jeasuseats....agree?? Provide some proof of this identity, helpplease...