what gabe says.

[gabe]

lol i've been in fights with everyone on this board that i've ended up really liking, including v, vitooch, nunya, degen

[gabe]

Vitooch, btw, I'm still the Michael Jordan of this shit. ha

[Vitooch]

You could be if you established bankroll management!

[gabe]

You could be if you established bankroll management!

yeah, i don't know jack shit about bankroll management.

[Vitooch]

http://mmajunkie.com/news/3947/mma-wagering-guide-bankroll-management.mma

As Nunya mentioned, you can also use the Kelly Criterion which is a little less conservative and a way to increase your bankroll at a faster rate.

[gabe]

http://mmajunkie.com/news/3947/mma-w...management.mma

As Nunya mentioned, you can also use the Kelly Criterion which is a little less conservative and a way to increase your bankroll at a faster rate.

I googled Kelly Criterion a while ago when Nunya first mentioned it and I played it off like I knew what he was talking about... My ADD got in the way of me understanding it.

[Vitooch]

I don't know what nunya does...but there are calculators which tell you how much to bet for each play based on your bankroll, how confident you are in the play, etc.

[gabe]

where?

Kelly Kriterian sounds like an Armenian

[Vitooch]

http://www.sbrforum.com/betting-tools/kelly-calculator/

[Vaughany]

I still call BS... I've seen 'helpplease' around here and there before and nothing ever stuck out that would leave me to believe this is jeasuseats....agree?? Provide some proof of this identity, helpplease...

Ha only reason I thought he might be telling truth was because JEsuseatsnubs was high on Pague on his tapology page (predicted Pague by decision)... http://www.tapology.com/profiles/jes...75-ufc-on-fx-3
And said this one there...

I rewatched that fight and it was not as impressive as many think .. he was very shy to let his hands go and was moving backwards a lot and did not throw too many strikes at all .. not sure what so many people saw but I am not impressed in the least
http://www.tapology.com/profiles/jesuseatsnubs

[Vaughany]

Seriously, Gabe, don't try to gamble your way out of this. You're more likely to get yourself buried worse otherwise. A 3k loss (is that about right?) is workable, a 10k loss is going to get you hurt.

I echo Nunya's sentiments

[Vaughany]

one minute you're on top of the world and you feel like the winner with a midas touch then in a minute everything changes and now you're a bum who's chasing losses with losses until you've got nothing left.

That's why you never get overconfident and you never get content in this game, you gotta always feel like you're in desperation and every single bet has to be evaluated to the final detail before placing a wager and even then make sure you don't have any second thoughts, never go with hope. hope gets you no where

Something potentially constructive and correct from ImSmarterthanu...holy jizz balls

[Vaughany]

more than 3, less than 10

9.9?!

[Vaughany]

Vitooch, btw, I'm still the Michael Jordan of this shit. ha

hahah

[Vaughany]

I googled Kelly Criterion a while ago when Nunya first mentioned it and I played it off like I knew what he was talking about... My ADD got in the way of me understanding it.

haha quality

[Imsmarterthanu]

Here's a short story about Gabe & Vitooch



















the end

[Vaughany]

where?

Kelly Kriterian sounds like an Armenian

U could create your own version just for Armenians!

[DeFactoCrippler]

Cliffs of what happened over the last few weeks

- Despite losing consistently Gabe proclaims himself the best capper on sbr
- Gabe is met with mockery and becomes belligerent
- Gabe threatens to stop posting his "winning" plays so nobody can use 5dimes as an ATM anymore, noone cares.
- Gabe then proceeds to post his picks anyways going "all in".
- Picks proceed to bomb horribly and his bankroll, (whether real or imaginary), is decimated.
- Gabe then goes through a guilt trip calling himself "pathetic" and begging for money.
- Gabe claims to be in debt with "serious" bookmakers
- Gabe proceeds to place more losing bets
- Gabe then attempts to use sbr to sell baseball cards and childrens jumping castles he is in possession of.
- Gabe places more losing bets.

[DublinMeUp]

- Gabe then attempts to use sbr to sell baseball cards and childrens jumping castles he is in possession of.
- Gabe places more losing bets.

Sorry Gabe, but that 2nd last line is class

[Vaughany]

Cliffs of what happened over the last few weeks

- Despite losing consistently Gabe proclaims himself the best capper on sbr
- Gabe is met with mockery and becomes belligerent
- Gabe threatens to stop posting his "winning" plays so nobody can use 5dimes as an ATM anymore, noone cares.
- Gabe then proceeds to post his picks anyways going "all in".
- Picks proceed to bomb horribly and his bankroll, (whether real or imaginary), is decimated.
- Gabe then goes through a guilt trip calling himself "pathetic" and begging for money.
- Gabe claims to be in debt with "serious" bookmakers
- Gabe proceeds to place more losing bets
- Gabe then attempts to use sbr to sell baseball cards and childrens jumping castles he is in possession of.
- Gabe places more losing bets.

hahahahahahaa u gotta admit this is funny Gabriel!

[DeFactoCrippler]

I think you have what it takes to make it doing this, Gabe.

I think a shot of humility is possibly going to be a good thing for you in the long run.

Look, this might sound negative but I believe it's the best thing in the long run. I see absolutely no reason to believe that Gabe can "make it" gambling in any form.

1. Does he have knowledge of the mathematical laws that govern this game and the universe in general? No, none whatsoever. That isn't to say he can't learn but if he was adept at this in any way do you not think he would have picked up SOMETHING?

2. Does he have an analytical mind? No, not at all. We are not just talking about biases like betting all your money on someone from the same ethnic background as you, but he seems completely incapable of critical thought in general. Whenever asked to simply consider another perspective he becomes closed minded, belligerent, and insulting. This is not to mention he refuses to OBJECTIVELY look at his own performance (despite it being tracked by money) until he is in a bad hole to bookies.

3. Does he posses any intimate knowledge of the field he is trying to make it in? No, none whatsoever. We are not talking about just "gambling", which he admittedly has no knowledge of, but the actual field of "mma". He knows no more than the casual fan, he certainly knows less than the people who set the lines he is trying to beat.

4. Does he posses any degree of discipline necessary to make it? No, not at all. We are not just talking about poor bankroll management. He exercised poor bankroll management whether his bets won or lost on Friday. Firstly, he was playing with money he didn't have, nor could conceivably pay back. After his losses, he immediately went "all in" again on the next fight. Once again, with money he didn't have. This is the definition of COMPULSIVE GAMBLING. It makes no difference if he is up or down money after doing this type of thing. In fact, it is my understanding he has done this type of thing before but got away with it.

I don't know how much of Gabe's story to take seriously or not, but if what is going on is actually true he should never bet placing a bet again ever in his life.

[DublinMeUp]

Defacto and ImSmarter, seriously where is all the wisdom coming from? Props.

Even though you're the two that made me feel most welcome here

[DeFactoCrippler]

Defacto and ImSmarter, seriously where is all the wisdom coming from? Props.

Even though you're the two that made me feel most welcome here

Dude, I had nothing against you, I just saw you guys getting i in with imsmarter and thought it would mix it up too. Don't take me seriously bro, i love Irish people. Well, sort of.

[DublinMeUp]

Cool man, fair play. Aint got a problem with you either.

..i love Irish people. Well, sort of.

You never got round to telling me where you're from?? .

I suppose i took a slight stab at ImSmarter first, didn't expect an onslaught in reply so decided i had to defend myself.

I won't be getting involved in similar situations anymore anyway, i'm trying to make money here not have petty arguments.

GL to the two of ya

[DeFactoCrippler]

You never got round to telling me where you're from?? .

I'm from dat dere jersey shore.

[gabe]

I didn't lose more bets i placed, had pending plays on pacquaio already.

Also, I didn't do bad with my picks at all for the UFC card. I would have had a decent night if I stuck to my picks and bet normal amounts instead of putting martinez and Papazian in every parlay.

I would have brought back a
Couple g's with pending parlays, but that pacman decision fkd me.

[gabe]

Defacto- stfu- just because I made dumb moves to lose big doesn't mean shit other than I have shitty bankroll management.

I have no doubt that my MMA knowledge is superior to yours and if you compared our record over the past year, mine trumps yours. Not only that, but I've made more betting UFC in that time than u ever will in your entire life. If I had a real job and was able to save my winnings, I would never be in this position.

But yeah, if you ever go 9-0 and 9-1 on 2 cards within one month, then maybe u will have the right to comment on my MMA knowledge, til then stfu.

[gabe]

All of this I've gone through is very easy to make fun of, I hoped no one would be shitty enough to stoop that low. But whatever.

[DeFactoCrippler]

All of this I've gone through is very easy to make fun of, I hoped no one would be shitty enough to stoop that low. But whatever.

If you are actually seriously in debt, (which I find hard to believe myself), people should be ashamed for not saying what I did earlier.

[gabe]

If you are actually seriously in debt, (which I find hard to believe myself), people should be ashamed for not saying what I did earlier.

You're confusing "people" with "scumbags"-- not everyone is scummy like you, man.

It's funny that you've obsessively been following my thread. Thanks.

[gabe]

This is certainly the lowest point ive ever had in my betting career and decent people realize that, while scum like this guy try to kick me while I'm down.

I acknowledge the mistakes I made and feel like an idiot for em.

[DeFactoCrippler]

You're confusing "people" with "scumbags"-- not everyone is scummy like you, man.

It's funny that you've obsessively been following my thread. Thanks.

If I was a "scumbag" I would just let you continue losing bets and then mock you like all the other "people" on this forum. I just don't really give a shit about hurting your feeling in order to give you a dose of reality.

[gabe]

If I was a "scumbag" I would just let you continue losing bets and then mock you like all the other "people" on this forum. I just don't really give a shit about hurting your feeling in order to give you a dose of reality.

I said I was done betting, wtf are u talking about???

And because one night of bad betting strategy and chasing went badly means I will continue to lose, even though I'm still up big in a general sense? Lol ok man, you're the real smart guy around here, you and your buddy should switch usernames.

Yes, you are a scumbag, you don't need to let me continue to lose before u start mocking me, you already started mocking me before I could even think about placin another wager.

[fosho14]

I said I was done betting, wtf are u talking about???

And because one night of bad betting strategy and chasing went badly means I will continue to lose, even though I'm still up big in a general sense? Lol ok man, you're the real smart guy around here, you and your buddy should switch usernames.

Yes, you are a scumbag, you don't need to let me continue to lose before u start mocking me, you already started mocking me before I could even think about placin another wager.

Has de-f\*g-to said even ONE beneficial or useful thing since he joined here? Who likes this piece of slime?? Easily the most pathetic person on the forum with a grade 4 sense of humour. Unfunny loser isn't even good at what hes trying to do which is to purely troll and nothing else. Why are you still posting here? Your presence is not wanted by anyone lol.

[Crassus]

Take a break man. Get outta here and get your shit sorted.