April mma news!!!!

**Sacrelicious** · 04-02-13, 03:09 PM

Wrestlemania is on Sunday.

**DeFactoCrippler** · 04-02-13, 04:36 PM

Originally posted by Thor4140

I don't have any but getting one of you dickheads to start the thread seems impossible. Have a nice day fellas

Yo Thor do me a favor and ask Jack if I can come back. Tell him I will be a good boy and play nice in the sandbox.

Need a new place to post.

**Vaughany** · 04-02-13, 04:37 PM

April is the fourth month of the year.

**DeFactoCrippler** · 04-02-13, 04:43 PM

Originally posted by Vaughany

April is the fourth month of the year.

I would prefer gunshard style posts than some phaget like MD regurgitating my own humor in a cringeworthy fashion.

**Vaughany** · 04-02-13, 04:56 PM

lol

**sideloaded** · 04-02-13, 04:58 PM

what forum banned you DFC?

**Vaughany** · 04-02-13, 04:59 PM

lol what forum hasnt more like?!

**Thor4140** · 04-02-13, 05:00 PM

Originally posted by DeFactoCrippler

Yo Thor do me a favor and ask Jack if I can come back. Tell him I will be a good boy and play nice in the sandbox.

Need a new place to post.

Bro i pretty much left after u got canned

**Thor4140** · 04-02-13, 05:02 PM

Originally posted by Sacrelicious

Wrestlemania is on Sunday.

my bad

**Thor4140** · 04-02-13, 05:03 PM

dana starting to pull these shitty cards again?

**DeFactoCrippler** · 04-02-13, 05:05 PM

Originally posted by sideloaded

what forum banned you DFC?

This other gambling forum. Banned me for like 1% of the shit I did here. Literally.

**Vaughany** · 04-02-13, 05:07 PM

Originally posted by DeFactoCrippler

This other gambling forum. Banned me for like 1% of the shit I did here. Literally.

what do you expect? This place is a wasteland for cerebral discussion! Get away with murder here

**DeFactoCrippler** · 04-02-13, 05:07 PM

Originally posted by Vaughany

lol what forum hasnt more like?!

Honestly, bro. This is the only place I bless with the raw uncut defactocrippler.

If I have to "play nice" I would rather do it amongst people I have an iota of respect for, lol.

**Vaughany** · 04-02-13, 05:12 PM

haha

**Rubber Guard** · 04-02-13, 05:15 PM

This just broke

**Thor4140** · 04-02-13, 05:21 PM

Originally posted by DeFactoCrippler

This other gambling forum. Banned me for like 1% of the shit I did here. Literally.

i actually think it closer to .05 percent

**Vaughany** · 04-02-13, 05:24 PM

"Where you at Reinhardt, where you at muthafucka?!"

**Thor4140** · 04-02-13, 05:27 PM

rubber u know u wanted to post this one.

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**Sacrelicious** · 04-02-13, 05:28 PM

Wrestlemania is on Sunday.

**DeFactoCrippler** · 04-02-13, 05:32 PM

Originally posted by Vaughany

haha

It makes me feel like Gabe when he no longer wanted to share his picks. I dont want these scumbags laughing at my jokes. It actually kills the humor like when a group of people are laughing and some tag a long phaget asks whats so funny.

Whats worse is you have people who are so focking just not funny trying to be comedians. These phagets even set up their own jokes with ghost accounts and they are still SO SO awful.

It's like they don't even understand the simple rules of "humor". They will repeat the same joke (my joke) over and over like it is still funny. "I parlayed hog analysis with GSP" and it gets nominated by the guys 5 ghost accounts.

cant make this shit up

**sideloaded** · 04-02-13, 06:16 PM

there is actually other mma gambling forums??

**DeFactoCrippler** · 04-02-13, 06:28 PM

Originally posted by sideloaded

there is actually other mma gambling forums??

pal i would take it to zewkey now but i get the feeling all the phagets would just follow me.

or just repeat here what i say there.

There is nothing odder than some random poster signing up and talking to you like they know you and using your jokes and shit.

**sideloaded** · 04-02-13, 07:03 PM

zewkey? would never approve my sign up. i was banned before even joining

**Sacrelicious** · 04-02-13, 07:21 PM

Wrestlemania is on Sunday.

**sideloaded** · 04-02-13, 07:27 PM

im reading zewkey why were you banned dfc I cant find your name

**DeFactoCrippler** · 04-02-13, 07:32 PM

Originally posted by sideloaded

im reading zewkey why were you banned dfc I cant find your name

never posted there. hearing from grabaka that is serious business.

**Grabaka** · 04-02-13, 08:48 PM

Lol i think the webmaster or owner disappear. I havent seen the guy in a year or more. Maybe one day he goes in front of a computer and accepts you sider.
Guy is a mess.

**getlucky2win** · 04-03-13, 06:28 PM

new pic of gustaf cut looks pretty weak

Dana posts new 'Mauler' pic, slams SMMAF decision

http://www.mmamania.com/2013/4/3/4179518/ufc-president-dana-white-slams-decision-alexander-gustafsson-new-pic-eye-mma

UFC President Dana White is hot under the collar, calling the decision to pull Alexander Gustafsson from the UFC on FUEL TV 9 main event against Gegard Mousasi the "worst he's ever seen." But does he have the updated photo to prove it?

**sideloaded** · 04-03-13, 06:34 PM

Originally posted by getlucky2win

new pic of gustaf cut looks pretty weak
http://www.mmamania.com/2013/4/3/417...ew-pic-eye-mma

Dana White really is a high school drop out. See thy cut is already stitched up. Wtf does he expect it to look like? One little brush and it will open right back up again. Why only in mma does 6th grade shit need to be spelled out like it's some new earth shattering shit? Does Dana really not know what stitches do or how they work? Now 200,000 hardcore mma fans are on twitter parroting Dana. Shit is disgusting.

**sideloaded** · 04-03-13, 06:51 PM

literally people on twitter saying the cut was too perfect, and alexander did it to himself because he didnt want to lose to mousasi

**DeFactoCrippler** · 04-03-13, 07:08 PM

Originally posted by sideloaded

literally people on twitter saying the cut was too perfect, and alexander did it to himself because he didnt want to lose to mousasi

probly armenians brah

**sideloaded** · 04-03-13, 07:11 PM

Originally posted by DeFactoCrippler

probly armenians brah

I literally hate that guy. I remember one of ronda's early training videos. Right when she got into strikeforce challengers. Some beta's came to the gym under the guise of journalism. Really they were just trying to shoot pr0n shots of ronda's smelly cooch. This guy just sat there winking at them all creepy and shit. I shut off the youtube for days after watching that video.

**Thor4140** · 04-05-13, 10:20 AM

Defact u ever see what Kickserv looks like?

This fukin idiot. Reminds me of these douchebags who wear team jerseys with players names on them when they are 40 years old. Fuk even 23 years old. Sticking team emblems on their cars or trucks like they are four years old

The Nascar guys are the best with the guys car number plastered on their trucks. I never knew what the fuk that meant till i had to ask a buddy of mine. "Hey Pete what is that number on ur truck mean" "oh that is my guy" "what fukin guy?" "A Nascar driver"

**Vaughany** · 04-05-13, 02:42 PM

Guillard on assault charges... That was an incident that happened when I first got to Jackson’s. To put it all out there, I’m fighting charges because I was jumped by a general manager and five security guards. My hands never touched anybody. There were five fans that I bought drinks for and when they saw me get jumped, they commenced to jump on the security. That’s as far as I’m going to get into this. I shouldn’t even be saying that much. It’s weird because that happened in early 2010 and now all of a sudden when I try to go back to Jackson’s, somebody leaks out that I’m fighting assault charges. I’m like, ‘Wow. It’s 2013.’ I don’t want to get into who voted to take me back and who didn’t. I did get to talk to coach Greg personally after the fact and he told me, ‘Look, right now we have some guys against it and it’s just not a good time, but that doesn’t mean you can’t come back [eventually].’ Greg left it up to the team and I understand that.”