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**Libert1ne** · 10-12-12, 10:37 PM

I have no fookin idea why Nunya is even trying to school Gabe in the art of logic when he obviously doesn't want to be helped hahaha.

Also Gabe - Haters gon' hate. Keep on trucking you beautiful skeletal armenian. xoxo

**rocky16** · 10-12-12, 10:48 PM

Originally posted by gabe

Rocco Dummy. What a silly name.

I'm glad you and Used Rubber are so open about your relationship. Its good to see gays so upfront. Have fun blowing eachother tomorrow.

**PunisherIND** · 10-12-12, 10:50 PM

Originally posted by Libert1ne

I have no fookin idea why Nunya is even trying to school Gabe in the art of logic when he obviously doesn't want to be helped hahaha.

Also Gabe - Haters gon' hate. Keep on trucking you beautiful skeletal armenian. xoxo

lol

**gabe** · 10-12-12, 11:05 PM

Originally posted by Libert1ne

I have no fookin idea why Nunya is even trying to school Gabe in the art of logic when he obviously doesn't want to be helped hahaha.

Also Gabe - Haters gon' hate. Keep on trucking you beautiful skeletal armenian. xoxo

<3

i remember you. you gotta post more often.

**gabe** · 10-12-12, 11:07 PM

Originally posted by rocky16

I'm glad you and Used Rubber are so open about your relationship. Its good to see gays so upfront. Have fun blowing eachother tomorrow.

It's weird how some dude's sense of humor doesn't change from the time they're in elementary school to when they're in their 20s-30s

"haha, you guys are gay, haha go blow eachother (1 word) haha"

**DeFactoCrippler** · 10-12-12, 11:34 PM

Originally posted by PunisherIND

cool story brah. remember how it ends? with you and smarty running off to a remote lake house like bigday, playing "hide the trout". except there werent any fish involved.

oh, im fockin fuming now. would love to mince you up again right quick. this is how you come at me after i effectively legitimized you around here by treating you like my stepson?

jerking him off? are you for real pal? i was literally just preparing for an epic e-battle with young gabriel, when i injured my lead typing hand (got a little too excited while training. you know how it is). im being advised to avoid any cyber-wars for 7-10 days. this is why gabe and i have been unusually "civil" the past 2 days.

here's some advice. it would be wise of you to spend this time tightening up various aspects of your game. for starters, your photoshop game definitely needs some work. you also need to brush up on your grammar and subject-verb agreement. oh yea, that reminds me, dont expect me to defend you the next time the grammar police come around. you're dead to me pal! dead!

Pal, why do I have to put up with Gabe's shit just because you pity him and decide to humor him? You are not doing him any favors. Stupidity can be forgiven, but he is such a pathetic liar it just gets old. If you want to pinch each other's pecker, do it privately.

Besides, even if you think you are getting "good karma" by being nice to gabe, you are wrong. Because there are dozens of people here who just wish Gabe would shut up, but he won't because people like you patronize him.

Makes me wonder bro. Don't you lawyers usually have some piece of ass on the side? Oh wait, I guess you love your wife thats why you split your workload between the office and stroking Gabe. If you want some karma points, tell your wife you love her or play with your focking kid, pal.

Unless you foofoo phagets dig flirting with each other all day? I will help you out, pal. I personally released to this gif of gabe over 33 times. Make sure you don't look at it while at work because you might involuntarily release in your brooks bros trousers.

PS: I was hoping you would grow a pair and be Gabe's daddy.

PPS: Whenever I release to the gif, I imagine gabe is saying "I was birthed from the anal canal covered in fecal matter and hummus". And when he says "hummus" and raises his armo eyebrow, I just cant help but release right in my pantaloons.

**Libert1ne** · 10-12-12, 11:37 PM

God damn there's a lot of useless smut in this forum these days... Much more than there used to be.

Yeah I took some time off - under the gun at university this year. I still was making the occasional play with confident picks.

**DeFactoCrippler** · 10-12-12, 11:39 PM

Originally posted by gabe

It's weird how some dude's sense of humor doesn't change from the time they're in elementary school to when they're in their 20s-30s

"haha, you guys are gay, haha go blow eachother (1 word) haha"

"I caught my best friend focking a guy...I almost fell off the ladder jerking off"

Lol, way to google an old joke an reword it, you pathetic fock. Was punisher that one phaget pretending to laugh obnoxiously while you were bombing?

**gabe** · 10-13-12, 12:04 AM

"put up with gabe's shit"

all i do is share my mma thoughts/picks, and joke around... that's quite a bit to put up with... you have made it clear that this forum is practically your life, so i'm thinking you've created a whole drama about me in your head to keep things entertaining. you are a mentally ill human being, and for the sake of your family, i hope you seek professional help.

**gabe** · 10-13-12, 12:05 AM

Originally posted by DeFactoCrippler

"I caught my best friend focking a guy...I almost fell off the ladder jerking off"

Lol, way to google an old joke an reword it, you pathetic fock. Was punisher that one phaget pretending to laugh obnoxiously while you were bombing?

what old joke?

**gabe** · 10-13-12, 12:12 AM

lol @ this dude's obsession with me. if you look at the big picture, he LITERALLY has spent HOURS AND HOURS typing up paragraphs upon paragraphs, photoshopping gifs and photos, googling and wikipedia-ing shit to use in arguments, googling images, etc. to use against me.... lmao... what a waste of life.

feels good to have hooked up with a solid 9 last night and know i'm the center of some internet troll's universe. keep making me the focus of your life, son. just don't try mark david chapman it up.

me: w/ a solid 9 last night. you: only fat chicks, and they turn you down too

**gabe** · 10-13-12, 12:15 AM

DeFacto is not a good person. I don't know why it surprises me that there are such terrible people on here.

**gabe** · 10-13-12, 12:27 AM

**NunyaBidness** · 10-13-12, 01:25 AM

Originally posted by Libert1ne

God damn there's a lot of useless smut in this forum these days... Much more than there used to be.

This stopped being a betting forum a long time ago.

**GunShard** · 10-13-12, 01:29 AM

Glover Teixeira should win his fight.

**NunyaBidness** · 10-13-12, 01:58 AM

Originally posted by GunShard

Glover Teixeira should win his fight.

Ahhh, so that's what the -400 means.

**Vaughany** · 10-13-12, 02:57 AM

Originally posted by PunisherIND

cool story brah. remember how it ends? with you and smarty running off to a remote lake house like bigday, playing "hide the trout". except there werent any fish involved.

oh, im fockin fuming now. would love to mince you up again right quick. this is how you come at me after i effectively legitimized you around here by treating you like my stepson?

jerking him off? are you for real pal? i was literally just preparing for an epic e-battle with young gabriel, when i injured my lead typing hand (got a little too excited while training. you know how it is). im being advised to avoid any cyber-wars for 7-10 days. this is why gabe and i have been unusually "civil" the past 2 days.

here's some advice. it would be wise of you to spend this time tightening up various aspects of your game. for starters, your photoshop game definitely needs some work. you also need to brush up on your grammar and subject-verb agreement. oh yea, that reminds me, dont expect me to defend you the next time the grammar police come around. you're dead to me pal! dead!

Dammmn son, lead typing hand injuries suck...hope it's not effect other activities!

**Vaughany** · 10-13-12, 02:59 AM

Originally posted by gabe

your comments yesterday hurt. =(

implying i've never pretended to win a bet after the fight is just ludicrous, i've pretty much talked up every fight to death since being here. you'd have to be retarded not to know which side i'm on after the fight.

FYP

**Vaughany** · 10-13-12, 02:59 AM

Originally posted by GunShard

Glover Teixeira should win his fight.

Matt Damon

**Vaughany** · 10-13-12, 03:03 AM

Originally posted by DeFactoCrippler

"I caught my best friend focking a guy...I almost fell off the ladder jerking off"

Lol, way to google an old joke an reword it, you pathetic fock. Was punisher that one phaget pretending to laugh obnoxiously while you were bombing?

haha yeah some of the old crooners over here used to use tht one like Roy "Chubby" Brown and Mike Reid I think

**Vaughany** · 10-13-12, 03:03 AM

Originally posted by DeFactoCrippler

Pal, why do I have to put up with Gabe's shit just because you pity him and decide to humor him? You are not doing him any favors. Stupidity can be forgiven, but he is such a pathetic liar it just gets old. If you want to pinch each other's pecker, do it privately.

Besides, even if you think you are getting "good karma" by being nice to gabe, you are wrong. Because there are dozens of people here who just wish Gabe would shut up, but he won't because people like you patronize him.

Makes me wonder bro. Don't you lawyers usually have some piece of ass on the side? Oh wait, I guess you love your wife thats why you split your workload between the office and stroking Gabe. If you want some karma points, tell your wife you love her or play with your focking kid, pal.

Unless you foofoo phagets dig flirting with each other all day? I will help you out, pal. I personally released to this gif of gabe over 33 times. Make sure you don't look at it while at work because you might involuntarily release in your brooks bros trousers.

PS: I was hoping you would grow a pair and be Gabe's daddy.

PPS: Whenever I release to the gif, I imagine gabe is saying "I was birthed from the anal canal covered in fecal matter and hummus". And when he says "hummus" and raises his armo eyebrow, I just cant help but release right in my pantaloons.

**Vaughany** · 10-13-12, 03:05 AM

Originally posted by gabe

lol @ this dude's obsession with me. if you look at the big picture, he LITERALLY has spent HOURS AND HOURS typing up paragraphs upon paragraphs, photoshopping gifs and photos, googling and wikipedia-ing shit to use in arguments, googling images, etc. to use against me.... lmao... what a waste of life.

feels good to have hooked up with a solid 9 last night and know i'm the center of some internet troll's universe. keep making me the focus of your life, son. just don't try mark david chapman it up.

me: w/ a solid 9 last night. you: only fat chicks, and they turn you down too

Gabers gettin mad broads boys

**DirtyX** · 10-13-12, 03:08 AM

Damn this forum has just hit a new low. It's resembles more of a civil war than an MMA betting forum. I call on the mods to implement some serious policy changes.

First off, I would like to nominate Defacto as the offical enforcer/ troll comedian strictly for entertainment purposes. We need good entertainment on SBR, and nobody does it better than Defacto. There is alot of Soul in this troll, and I can see it.

Nunya, Jesus Christ and Big Punisher should be the three wise men, fact checking and calling people out who are just ignorant or incorrect all together. Big Pun should continue with finding interesting lines before anyone else can and posting them accordingly.

And Mr. Gabers should obviously be crowned the most successful/skilled MMA capper the world has even seen. I strongly suggest that you quit your job, and just go pro bro!!

you should be ghetto rich by now with all those 6-8 team parlays that you have consistently cashed on. Assuming you are saving those fat stacks of $$$ and using proper BankRoll Management. You will be the next Billy Walters very soon, I just hope that you don't spend all those Millions on Kush and blunt wraps. So jealous of your wisdom and your consistency. The force is strong with this one, and best recognize and respek.

I also suggest open season on sideloaded. The girl just isn't worthy of the SBR comradery.

Cheers fellas.

**Vaughany** · 10-13-12, 03:19 AM

Originally posted by DirtyX

Damn this forum has just hit a new low. It's resembles more of a civil war than an MMA betting forum. I call on the mods to implement some serious policy changes.

First off, I would like to nominate Defacto as the offical enforcer/ troll comedian strictly for entertainment purposes. We need good entertainment on SBR, and nobody does it better than Defacto. There is alot of Soul in this troll, and I can see it.

Nunya, Jesus Christ and Big Punisher should be the three wise men, fact checking and calling people out who are just ignorant or incorrect all together. Big Pun should continue with finding interesting lines before anyone else can and posting them accordingly.

And Mr. Gabers should obviously be crowned the most successful/skilled MMA capper the world has even seen. I strongly suggest that you quit your job, and just go pro bro!!

you should be ghetto rich by now with all those 6-8 team parlays that you have consistently cashed on. Assuming you are saving those fat stacks of $$$ and using proper BankRoll Management. You will be the next Billy Walters very soon, I just hope that you don't spend all those Millions on Kush and blunt wraps. So jealous of your wisdom and your consistency. The force is strong with this one, and best recognize and respek.

I also suggest open season on sideloaded. The girl just isn't worthy of the SBR comradery.

Cheers fellas.

Gabers has a job?!

**DirtyX** · 10-13-12, 03:23 AM

I thought he was a professional comedian who sold out arenas all over the US. But he pulls the carlos Mencia gig and steals old Jokes from Rogan. That was word on the street anyways. How did you do on Bellator tonight V? Any plays, I didn't make any and missed the card completely. I opted to take a pretty mexican girl out in Fullerton California. I bought her drinks, a movie, dinner, and still couldn't get any ass. FML, was the Bellator card good?

**Vaughany** · 10-13-12, 03:46 AM

Originally posted by DirtyX

I thought he was a professional comedian who sold out arenas all over the US. But he pulls the carlos Mencia gig and steals old Jokes from Rogan. That was word on the street anyways. How did you do on Bellator tonight V? Any plays, I didn't make any and missed the card completely. I opted to take a pretty mexican girl out in Fullerton California. I bought her drinks, a movie, dinner, and still couldn't get any ass. FML, was the Bellator card good?

Bellator card was pretty good yeah. I didnt have any plays on it in end as I had all my pinnacle funds tied up in World Cup soccer qualifier matches. Lost 2 grand at one point on fuuckin Ukraine but then made it back on Colombia couple hours later...stressful night! None of the Euro sites that Im not limited on offered odds for Bellator so couldnt put anything on Mike Richman who I really liked to win

Bad luck on the Mexicano, do Mexicano ladies not tend put out on first dates?! Grabaka help a brother out here!

**DirtyX** · 10-13-12, 03:58 AM

Originally posted by Vaughany

Bellator card was pretty good yeah. I didnt have any plays on it in end as I had all my pinnacle funds tied up in World Cup soccer qualifier matches. Lost 2 grand at one point on fuuckin Ukraine but then made it back on Colombia couple hours later...stressful night! None of the Euro sites that Im not limited on offered odds for Bellator so couldnt put anything on Mike Richman who I really liked to win

Bad luck on the Mexicano, do Mexicano ladies not tend put out on first dates?! Grabaka help a brother out here!

Na typically they don't put out on the first date. I lived in Mexico for two years (1999-2001) and have dated several latin women. I also speak spanish fluently, and that was my major in College. Love the culture, but just wish she could have hooked a brotha up with a bunt to first base at least. haha, talk to you tomorrow about UFC 153. Good luck man.

**feijao** · 10-13-12, 04:51 AM

oops

**PunisherIND** · 10-13-12, 06:53 AM

Originally posted by DeFactoCrippler

Pal, why do I have to put up with Gabe's shit just because you pity him and decide to humor him? You are not doing him any favors. Stupidity can be forgiven, but he is such a pathetic liar it just gets old. If you want to pinch each other's pecker, do it privately.

Besides, even if you think you are getting "good karma" by being nice to gabe, you are wrong. Because there are dozens of people here who just wish Gabe would shut up, but he won't because people like you patronize him.

Makes me wonder bro. Don't you lawyers usually have some piece of ass on the side? Oh wait, I guess you love your wife thats why you split your workload between the office and stroking Gabe. If you want some karma points, tell your wife you love her or play with your focking kid, pal.

Unless you foofoo phagets dig flirting with each other all day? I will help you out, pal. I personally released to this gif of gabe over 33 times. Make sure you don't look at it while at work because you might involuntarily release in your brooks bros trousers.

PS: I was hoping you would grow a pair and be Gabe's daddy.

PPS: Whenever I release to the gif, I imagine gabe is saying "I was birthed from the anal canal covered in fecal matter and hummus". And when he says "hummus" and raises his armo eyebrow, I just cant help but release right in my pantaloons.

Lol where are these clips coming from? Never seen it before. Do you have the unrated widescreen version? Otherwise this is just a tease.

**Vaughany** · 10-13-12, 07:08 AM

Originally posted by PunisherIND

Lol where are these clips coming from? Never seen it before. Do you have the unrated widescreen version? Otherwise this is just a tease.

ha Extending hog analysis to non-fighters now as well

**PunisherIND** · 10-13-12, 07:12 AM

Originally posted by Vaughany

Dammmn son, lead typing hand injuries suck...hope it's not effect other activities!

lol it does unfortunately. one week moratorium on all rigorous hand activities.

**PunisherIND** · 10-13-12, 07:18 AM

Originally posted by DirtyX

I thought he was a professional comedian who sold out arenas all over the US. But he pulls the carlos Mencia gig and steals old Jokes from Rogan. That was word on the street anyways. How did you do on Bellator tonight V? Any plays, I didn't make any and missed the card completely. I opted to take a pretty mexican girl out in Fullerton California. I bought her drinks, a movie, dinner, and still couldn't get any ass. FML, was the Bellator card good?

dirty, did you take her to see here comes the boom? thats probably why she wasnt in the mood. 2 hours of shirtless kevin james will do that to you.

bellator was solid. some good finishes. rad/nazareno was a great back and forth scrap. and the main event met expectations with both guys getting rocked before eddie eventually knocked patricky out cold.

**PunisherIND** · 10-13-12, 07:22 AM

Originally posted by Vaughany

ha Extending hog analysis to non-fighters now as well

indeed vaughany. cant pass up an opportunity when it presents itself.

**Vaughany** · 10-13-12, 07:41 AM

Originally posted by PunisherIND

indeed vaughany. cant pass up an opportunity when it presents itself.

Have to agree...cerebral research is cerebral research

**Vaughany** · 10-13-12, 07:41 AM

Originally posted by PunisherIND

dirty, did you take her to see here comes the boom? thats probably why she wasnt in the mood. 2 hours of shirtless kevin james will do that to you.

bellator was solid. some good finishes. rad/nazareno was a great back and forth scrap. and the main event met expectations with both guys getting rocked before eddie eventually knocked patricky out cold.

ha Or maybe Sinister?! Either way perhaps not the Ryan Reynolds type rom-com required in this kinda situation!