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  • PhillyFlyers
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 09-27-11
    • 8245

    #1
    My New Year's Eve-Banged An Indian Chick
    Well, where the fukk do I begin with this one?

    OK. My boys call me up. Let's go to the club.

    I'm like sure no prob, let's go.

    Get to the club. Fukkin jumpin. Hot pussy everywhere. Good stuff.

    Get a table. Order drinks.

    Girls eyeing us. Invite them over.

    Hi I'm so and so, what's your name.

    Anita.

    Hi Anita. Where you from?

    India.

    I thought so. Indian women have such an exotic look. So beautiful.

    She's smiles.

    We drink and talk over the next few hours. Suddenly.....

    "It's 11:58 come on let's get on the floor."

    OK by me. Let's go.

    She starts gyrating on me like a professional strip club model.

    "10.....9.......8....7.....6.....5.....4 ......3.......2.......1......

    HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

    She grabs me and starts kissing me like a wild animal. The alcohol is having it's affect.

    We're all over each other and then suddenly she grabs my fukkin cokk right on the floor in front of the club.

    Me: "Do you want to get out of here?"

    Her: "Yeah. Let's go."

    I tell my friends peace see you later and roll.

    Get back to my place.

    We start shedding clothes in like record time.

    We get up on my bed and she tells me to go down on her.

    I happily oblige.

    Boys, I've had my share of women. This was the first time I ever hooked up with an Indian chick though.

    The Indian pussy has a different kind of scent to it. Not like a white or Asian chick.

    Unique.

    Anyway, I'm all over it. She starts going down on me after I make her orgasm a few times.

    She's incredible with the mouth. Unreal skills. I'm almost in Heaven at this point.

    She stops sucking and she's like take me like this.

    And with that, she slides her right fukkin leg all the way under and between my legs and lifts her left leg completely straight up so that my cokk is fully inside her.

    My first reaction, I said are you some kind of fukkin gymnast?

    She laughs and says just go with it.

    Sure. Happy to.

    Boys, I can't properly describe the next few hours. It was easily some of the best sex of my life.

    I banged her every way to Sunday. She was insatiable.

    So, we fall asleep.

    I wake up. She's already awake.

    Me: "How long you been awake?"

    Her: "Not long. I was feeling so good I couldn't sleep long."

    Me: " Well, how was I?"

    Her: "Honestly? The best ever."

    Me: "Aww, you're so sweet. How many times did you ***?"

    Her: "More than I ever did before."

    Me: "I'm exhausted. You wore me out."

    Her: "Don't go back to sleep. I'm hungry, let's get breakfast."

    Me: "Nope".

    Her: "You're not going to take me to breakfast?"

    Me: "It's too fukkin cold to go out. I'll make us breakfast. Besides, I have the best bacon you can buy."

    She smiled.

    I got up and made breakfast. We chatted and made small talk.

    After breakfast, we decide to shower because she has to get on her way.

    We get dressed, and as we're in my car driving, she says to me when can we see each other again?

    I say we can't.

    She was shocked. She's like why not, what's wrong?

    I say to her absolutely nothing's wrong. In fact, this is about as perfect and happy as I've been in a long time.

    She's like I don't understand.

    I say Anita, I don't expect you to understand. We had a great time. It was awesome. Now, we have to go separate ways.

    She's like but why? What did I do wrong?

    I say nothing. You're pretty much perfect.

    She says then what the fukk is wrong with you?

    At this point, she wants an explanation. So, like always, I give her point blank honesty and wait for the reaction.

    I say....Anita, you are incredible. You're beautiful, you're intelligent, you're sexy, and you're classy. The reason we can't be together has nothing to do with you and everything to do with me.

    If we stay together, you are the type of girl I can easily become addicted to and I won't allow myself to become addicted to a woman.

    At this point, her mouth drops and she's in absolute fukkin shock.

    So, for the next 10 or so minutes while driving her to her friend's, I had to endure all her talk about why we should continue to see each other.

    As I drop her off, she's still continuing on about how we should see each other still.

    I give her a kiss and caress her face and say goodbye.


    I get back home, where I am now totally exhausted, balls completely drained, still half asleep, and felling like I just want to stay in bed all day.

    The bed is a mess and the room smells like sex.

    I'm sitting here at the computer not knowing if I made the right move or not but really not caring one way or the other.

    She has been texting me for the last 5 minutes. Don;t ask me how she got my fukkin phone number, I didn't give it to her far as I can remember.

    Well boys, that was my New Year's Eve/Day.

    Think I'm gonna go back to sleep.
  • VegasInsider
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 12-12-10
    • 14593

    #2
    I can't believe I just read that entire thing. Good story. Now, the real question...

    Fake -800
    Real +400

    I hope for your sakes it's real...and if it is, you're an idiot for not seeing her again
    Comment
    • TheCentaur
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 06-28-11
      • 8108

      #3
      Check in Wulfman14
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      • Kermit
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 09-27-10
        • 32555

        #4
        I was hoping to read about you banging some Indian chic in her wigwam. Kind of a let down.
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        • TPowell
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 02-21-08
          • 18842

          #5
          Originally posted by VegasInsider
          I can't believe I just read that entire thing. Good story. Now, the real question...

          Fake -800
          Real +400

          I hope for your sakes it's real...and if it is, you're an idiot for not seeing her again

          Fake for max bet please
          Comment
          • TheCentaur
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 06-28-11
            • 8108

            #6
            Originally posted by PhillyFlyers


            I say....Anita, you are incredible. You're beautiful, you're intelligent, you're sexy, and you're classy.
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            • Dr. Gambler
              SBR Sharp
              • 12-13-13
              • 277

              #7
              Cool story
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              • Bet10Heinekens
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 01-10-13
                • 10567

                #8
                Smell like curry bullshit
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                • swordsandtequila
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 02-23-12
                  • 9757

                  #9
                  Lost me at "my boys..."
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                  • Philly-Pride33
                    SBR MVP
                    • 12-18-13
                    • 1366

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Kermit
                    I was hoping to read about you banging some Indian chic in her wigwam. Kind of a let down.
                    I keep hearing this dull whisper... oh well must be agglutination....
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                    • Philly-Pride33
                      SBR MVP
                      • 12-18-13
                      • 1366

                      #11
                      Originally posted by PhillyFlyers
                      Well, where the fukk do I begin with this one?

                      OK. My boys call me up. Let's go to the club.

                      I'm like sure no prob, let's go.

                      Get to the club. Fukkin jumpin. Hot pussy everywhere. Good stuff.

                      Get a table. Order drinks.

                      Girls eyeing us. Invite them over.

                      Hi I'm so and so, what's your name.

                      Anita.

                      Hi Anita. Where you from?

                      India.

                      I thought so. Indian women have such an exotic look. So beautiful.

                      She's smiles.

                      We drink and talk over the next few hours. Suddenly.....

                      "It's 11:58 come on let's get on the floor."

                      OK by me. Let's go.

                      She starts gyrating on me like a professional strip club model.

                      "10.....9.......8....7.....6.....5.....4 ......3.......2.......1......

                      HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

                      She grabs me and starts kissing me like a wild animal. The alcohol is having it's affect.

                      We're all over each other and then suddenly she grabs my fukkin cokk right on the floor in front of the club.

                      Me: "Do you want to get out of here?"

                      Her: "Yeah. Let's go."

                      I tell my friends peace see you later and roll.

                      Get back to my place.

                      We start shedding clothes in like record time.

                      We get up on my bed and she tells me to go down on her.

                      I happily oblige.

                      Boys, I've had my share of women. This was the first time I ever hooked up with an Indian chick though.

                      The Indian pussy has a different kind of scent to it. Not like a white or Asian chick.

                      Unique.

                      Anyway, I'm all over it. She starts going down on me after I make her orgasm a few times.

                      She's incredible with the mouth. Unreal skills. I'm almost in Heaven at this point.

                      She stops sucking and she's like take me like this.

                      And with that, she slides her right fukkin leg all the way under and between my legs and lifts her left leg completely straight up so that my cokk is fully inside her.

                      My first reaction, I said are you some kind of fukkin gymnast?

                      She laughs and says just go with it.

                      Sure. Happy to.

                      Boys, I can't properly describe the next few hours. It was easily some of the best sex of my life.

                      I banged her every way to Sunday. She was insatiable.

                      So, we fall asleep.

                      I wake up. She's already awake.

                      Me: "How long you been awake?"

                      Her: "Not long. I was feeling so good I couldn't sleep long."

                      Me: " Well, how was I?"

                      Her: "Honestly? The best ever."

                      Me: "Aww, you're so sweet. How many times did you ***?"

                      Her: "More than I ever did before."

                      Me: "I'm exhausted. You wore me out."

                      Her: "Don't go back to sleep. I'm hungry, let's get breakfast."

                      Me: "Nope".

                      Her: "You're not going to take me to breakfast?"

                      Me: "It's too fukkin cold to go out. I'll make us breakfast. Besides, I have the best bacon you can buy."

                      She smiled.

                      I got up and made breakfast. We chatted and made small talk.

                      After breakfast, we decide to shower because she has to get on her way.

                      We get dressed, and as we're in my car driving, she says to me when can we see each other again?

                      I say we can't.

                      She was shocked. She's like why not, what's wrong?

                      I say to her absolutely nothing's wrong. In fact, this is about as perfect and happy as I've been in a long time.

                      She's like I don't understand.

                      I say Anita, I don't expect you to understand. We had a great time. It was awesome. Now, we have to go separate ways.

                      She's like but why? What did I do wrong?

                      I say nothing. You're pretty much perfect.

                      She says then what the fukk is wrong with you?

                      At this point, she wants an explanation. So, like always, I give her point blank honesty and wait for the reaction.

                      I say....Anita, you are incredible. You're beautiful, you're intelligent, you're sexy, and you're classy. The reason we can't be together has nothing to do with you and everything to do with me.

                      If we stay together, you are the type of girl I can easily become addicted to and I won't allow myself to become addicted to a woman.

                      At this point, her mouth drops and she's in absolute fukkin shock.

                      So, for the next 10 or so minutes while driving her to her friend's, I had to endure all her talk about why we should continue to see each other.

                      As I drop her off, she's still continuing on about how we should see each other still.

                      I give her a kiss and caress her face and say goodbye.


                      I get back home, where I am now totally exhausted, balls completely drained, still half asleep, and felling like I just want to stay in bed all day.

                      The bed is a mess and the room smells like sex.

                      I'm sitting here at the computer not knowing if I made the right move or not but really not caring one way or the other.

                      She has been texting me for the last 5 minutes. Don;t ask me how she got my fukkin phone number, I didn't give it to her far as I can remember.

                      Well boys, that was my New Year's Eve/Day.

                      Think I'm gonna go back to sleep.
                      I think I can tell a story pretty well.. This guy practically put is at the scene and I engrossed in your amazing hot and sexy night!!! go EAGLES!!!!!!!!!!
                      Comment
                      • CountNo_Account
                        SBR MVP
                        • 12-04-12
                        • 3410

                        #12
                        Welcome to the Penthouse Forum...
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                        • Kermit
                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                          • 09-27-10
                          • 32555

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Philly-Pride33
                          I keep hearing this dull whisper... oh well must be agglutination....
                          What's the matter? Not been getting the attention that you crave?

                          I bet you spend all day long on here waiting for me to post something don't you? What a sad pathetic loser that you are. If I were you, I would wrap my lips around an exhaust pipe and go to sleep.
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                          • pulledclear
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 02-19-12
                            • 6684

                            #14
                            GOOD Fckng christ. Dead as a hammer.
                            Comment
                            • CarpeDime
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 09-01-09
                              • 7873

                              #15
                              unFUKinreal

                              no WAY that sh*t is true.......right??????

                              even if not true whoever wrote the story is a legit talented writer
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                              • Russian Rocket
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 09-02-12
                                • 43910

                                #16
                                Originally posted by PhillyFlyers
                                And with that, she slides her right fukkin leg all the way under and between my legs and lifts her left leg completely straight up so that my cokk is fully inside her.

                                My first reaction, I said are you some kind of fukkin gymnast?

                                She laughs and says just go with it.

                                Sure. Happy to.

                                Boys, I can't properly describe the next few hours seconds. It was easily some of the best sex of my life.
                                fixed it for ya
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                                • ByeShea
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 06-30-08
                                  • 8113

                                  #17
                                  WHAT REALLY HAPPENED

                                  OK. My boys call me up. Let's go to the club.

                                  Get to the club, pay $150, hanging with dudes, eyeing some drunk skanks. Invite them over.

                                  Hi I'm Gilbert, what's your name.

                                  Anita.


                                  Hi Anita. Where you from?

                                  India.

                                  I thought so. Indian women have such an exotic look. So beautiful.

                                  She rolls her eyes and asks if I have any food.

                                  I buy her a drink and suddenly.....

                                  "I'm gonna go dance with my friends now."

                                  OK by me. I follow her.

                                  She falls and starts gyrating on floor like a sloppy punjab.

                                  I grab her and start kissing her like a wild animal. The alcohol is having it's affect.

                                  Suddenly a guy grabs my fukkin cokk right on the floor in front of the club.

                                  Me: "Do you want to get out of here?"

                                  Him: "Yeah. Let's go."

                                  I tell my friends peace see you later and roll.

                                  Get back to my place.

                                  We start shedding clothes in like record time.

                                  We get up on my bed and he tells me to go down on him.

                                  I happily oblige.

                                  Boys, I never had a woman. And this wasn't the first time I ever hooked up with a dude.

                                  The Indian rooster has a different kind of scent to it. Not like a white or Asian rooster.

                                  Unique.

                                  Anyway, I'm all over it.

                                  I'm incredible with the mouth. Unreal skills. I'm almost in Heaven when I do this chit.

                                  And with that, he slides his right fukkin leg all the way under and between my legs and lifts his left leg completely straight up so that my cokk is fully inside him.

                                  My first reaction, I said are you some kind of fukkin god?

                                  He laughs and says just go with it.

                                  Sure. Happy to.

                                  Boys, I can't properly describe the next few hours. It easily beat the other time I had sex.

                                  He was insatiable.

                                  So, we fall asleep.

                                  I wake up. He's already awake.

                                  Me: "How long you been awake?"

                                  Him: "Not long. I was going to rob you but you don't have chit."

                                  Me: " Well, how was I?"

                                  Him: "Honestly? rooster is rooster."

                                  Me: "Aww, you're so sweet. How many times did you ***?"

                                  Him: "Just once. In your fridge."

                                  Me: "I'm exhausted. You wore me out."

                                  Him: "And now you have AIDS. I'm hungry, let's get breakfast."

                                  Me: "I have a special breakfast sausage for you."

                                  He smiled.

                                  After breakfast, we decide to shower because he has to go dance somewhere.

                                  We get dressed, and as we're in my car driving, he says to me we can't see each other again.

                                  I was shocked. I was like why not, what's wrong?

                                  I don't understand.

                                  He says I don't expect you to understand. We had a great time. It was awesome. Now, we have to go separate ways.

                                  I ask what did I do wrong?

                                  He says nothing. Then we shared a long, sad hug.


                                  I get back home, where I am now totally exhausted, balls completely drained, still half asleep, and felling like I just want to stay in bed all day.

                                  The bed is a mess and the room smells like bunghole. What else is new?

                                  I'm sitting here at the computer not knowing if I made the right move or not but really not caring one way or the other.

                                  Well boys, that was my New Year's Eve/Day.

                                  Think I'm gonna go back to sleep.
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                                  • Kermit
                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                    • 09-27-10
                                    • 32555

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Philly-Pride33
                                    I think I can tell a story pretty well.. This guy practically put is at the scene and I engrossed in your amazing hot and sexy night!!! go EAGLES!!!!!!!!!!
                                    With your piss-poor grammar, the only people that would find your stories entertaining would be the remedial school 12 year old kids who you ride the bus with in the morning.
                                    Comment
                                    • Stallion
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 03-21-10
                                      • 3617

                                      #19
                                      pics or it never happened.
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                                      • bostonboss
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 02-04-09
                                        • 3169

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by VegasInsider
                                        I can't believe I just read that entire thing. Good story. Now, the real question...

                                        Fake -800
                                        Real +400

                                        I hope for your sakes it's real...and if it is, you're an idiot for not seeing her again
                                        line just moved
                                        fake -8000
                                        real +4000

                                        also added : odds of an indian girl named anita....0
                                        Comment
                                        • sweep
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 10-09-10
                                          • 16753

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by ByeShea
                                          WHAT REALLY HAPPENED

                                          OK. My boys call me up. Let's go to the club.

                                          Get to the club, pay $150, hanging with dudes, eyeing some drunk skanks. Invite them over.

                                          Hi I'm Gilbert, what's your name.

                                          Anita.


                                          Hi Anita. Where you from?

                                          India.

                                          I thought so. Indian women have such an exotic look. So beautiful.

                                          She rolls her eyes and asks if I have any food.

                                          I buy her a drink and suddenly.....

                                          "I'm gonna go dance with my friends now."

                                          OK by me. I follow her.

                                          She falls and starts gyrating on floor like a sloppy punjab.

                                          I grab her and start kissing her like a wild animal. The alcohol is having it's affect.

                                          Suddenly a guy grabs my fukkin cokk right on the floor in front of the club.

                                          Me: "Do you want to get out of here?"

                                          Him: "Yeah. Let's go."

                                          I tell my friends peace see you later and roll.

                                          Get back to my place.

                                          We start shedding clothes in like record time.

                                          We get up on my bed and he tells me to go down on him.

                                          I happily oblige.

                                          Boys, I never had a woman. And this wasn't the first time I ever hooked up with a dude.

                                          The Indian rooster has a different kind of scent to it. Not like a white or Asian rooster.

                                          Unique.

                                          Anyway, I'm all over it.

                                          I'm incredible with the mouth. Unreal skills. I'm almost in Heaven when I do this chit.

                                          And with that, he slides his right fukkin leg all the way under and between my legs and lifts his left leg completely straight up so that my cokk is fully inside him.

                                          My first reaction, I said are you some kind of fukkin god?

                                          He laughs and says just go with it.

                                          Sure. Happy to.

                                          Boys, I can't properly describe the next few hours. It easily beat the other time I had sex.

                                          He was insatiable.

                                          So, we fall asleep.

                                          I wake up. He's already awake.

                                          Me: "How long you been awake?"

                                          Him: "Not long. I was going to rob you but you don't have chit."

                                          Me: " Well, how was I?"

                                          Him: "Honestly? rooster is rooster."

                                          Me: "Aww, you're so sweet. How many times did you ***?"

                                          Him: "Just once. In your fridge."

                                          Me: "I'm exhausted. You wore me out."

                                          Him: "And now you have AIDS. I'm hungry, let's get breakfast."

                                          Me: "I have a special breakfast sausage for you."

                                          He smiled.

                                          After breakfast, we decide to shower because he has to go dance somewhere.

                                          We get dressed, and as we're in my car driving, he says to me we can't see each other again.

                                          I was shocked. I was like why not, what's wrong?

                                          I don't understand.

                                          He says I don't expect you to understand. We had a great time. It was awesome. Now, we have to go separate ways.

                                          I ask what did I do wrong?

                                          He says nothing. Then we shared a long, sad hug.


                                          I get back home, where I am now totally exhausted, balls completely drained, still half asleep, and felling like I just want to stay in bed all day.

                                          The bed is a mess and the room smells like bunghole. What else is new?

                                          I'm sitting here at the computer not knowing if I made the right move or not but really not caring one way or the other.

                                          Well boys, that was my New Year's Eve/Day.

                                          Think I'm gonna go back to sleep.
                                          Comment
                                          • VegasInsider
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 12-12-10
                                            • 14593

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by ByeShea
                                            WHAT REALLY HAPPENED

                                            OK. My boys call me up. Let's go to the club.

                                            Get to the club, pay $150, hanging with dudes, eyeing some drunk skanks. Invite them over.

                                            Hi I'm Gilbert, what's your name.

                                            Anita.


                                            Hi Anita. Where you from?

                                            India.

                                            I thought so. Indian women have such an exotic look. So beautiful.

                                            She rolls her eyes and asks if I have any food.

                                            I buy her a drink and suddenly.....

                                            "I'm gonna go dance with my friends now."

                                            OK by me. I follow her.

                                            She falls and starts gyrating on floor like a sloppy punjab.

                                            I grab her and start kissing her like a wild animal. The alcohol is having it's affect.

                                            Suddenly a guy grabs my fukkin cokk right on the floor in front of the club.

                                            Me: "Do you want to get out of here?"

                                            Him: "Yeah. Let's go."

                                            I tell my friends peace see you later and roll.

                                            Get back to my place.

                                            We start shedding clothes in like record time.

                                            We get up on my bed and he tells me to go down on him.

                                            I happily oblige.

                                            Boys, I never had a woman. And this wasn't the first time I ever hooked up with a dude.

                                            The Indian rooster has a different kind of scent to it. Not like a white or Asian rooster.

                                            Unique.

                                            Anyway, I'm all over it.

                                            I'm incredible with the mouth. Unreal skills. I'm almost in Heaven when I do this chit.

                                            And with that, he slides his right fukkin leg all the way under and between my legs and lifts his left leg completely straight up so that my cokk is fully inside him.

                                            My first reaction, I said are you some kind of fukkin god?

                                            He laughs and says just go with it.

                                            Sure. Happy to.

                                            Boys, I can't properly describe the next few hours. It easily beat the other time I had sex.

                                            He was insatiable.

                                            So, we fall asleep.

                                            I wake up. He's already awake.

                                            Me: "How long you been awake?"

                                            Him: "Not long. I was going to rob you but you don't have chit."

                                            Me: " Well, how was I?"

                                            Him: "Honestly? rooster is rooster."

                                            Me: "Aww, you're so sweet. How many times did you ***?"

                                            Him: "Just once. In your fridge."

                                            Me: "I'm exhausted. You wore me out."

                                            Him: "And now you have AIDS. I'm hungry, let's get breakfast."

                                            Me: "I have a special breakfast sausage for you."

                                            He smiled.

                                            After breakfast, we decide to shower because he has to go dance somewhere.

                                            We get dressed, and as we're in my car driving, he says to me we can't see each other again.

                                            I was shocked. I was like why not, what's wrong?

                                            I don't understand.

                                            He says I don't expect you to understand. We had a great time. It was awesome. Now, we have to go separate ways.

                                            I ask what did I do wrong?

                                            He says nothing. Then we shared a long, sad hug.


                                            I get back home, where I am now totally exhausted, balls completely drained, still half asleep, and felling like I just want to stay in bed all day.

                                            The bed is a mess and the room smells like bunghole. What else is new?

                                            I'm sitting here at the computer not knowing if I made the right move or not but really not caring one way or the other.

                                            Well boys, that was my New Year's Eve/Day.

                                            Think I'm gonna go back to sleep.
                                            I'm dying laughing

                                            That might end up being the best post of 2014
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                                            • pulledclear
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 02-19-12
                                              • 6684

                                              #23
                                              Dead as a hammer
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                                              • lucullus
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 09-16-13
                                                • 1027

                                                #24
                                                Hahahaha funny replies but hey PhillyFlyers glad ya had a good one
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                                                • swordsandtequila
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 02-23-12
                                                  • 9757

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by ByeShea
                                                  WHAT REALLY HAPPENED

                                                  Get to the club, pay $150, hanging with dudes, eyeing some drunk skanks. Invite them over.

                                                  Hi I'm Gilbert, what's your name.

                                                  She rolls her eyes and asks if I have any food.

                                                  She falls and starts gyrating on floor like a sloppy punjab.

                                                  Suddenly a guy grabs my fukkin cokk right on the floor in front of the club.

                                                  Boys, I never had a woman. And this wasn't the first time I ever hooked up with a dude.

                                                  Boys, I can't properly describe the next few hours. It easily beat the other time I had sex.

                                                  Me: "How long you been awake?"

                                                  Him: "Not long. I was going to rob you but you don't have chit."

                                                  Me: "Aww, you're so sweet. How many times did you ***?"

                                                  Him: "Just once. In your fridge."

                                                  Me: "I'm exhausted. You wore me out."

                                                  Him: "And now you have AIDS. I'm hungry, let's get breakfast."


                                                  The bed is a mess and the room smells like bunghole. What else is new?
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                                                  • sbrhedge
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 01-18-11
                                                    • 1354

                                                    #26
                                                    what kind of car do you drive?
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                                                    • Coach Potato
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 08-31-11
                                                      • 4303

                                                      #27
                                                      lol u loser
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                                                      • lucullus
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 09-16-13
                                                        • 1027

                                                        #28
                                                        sloppy punjab@ ROFL
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                                                        • USCPHILLYGUY
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 12-15-12
                                                          • 21746

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by PhillyFlyers
                                                          Well, where the fukk do I begin with this one?

                                                          OK. My boys call me up. Let's go to the club.

                                                          I'm like sure no prob, let's go.

                                                          Get to the club. Fukkin jumpin. Hot pussy everywhere. Good stuff.

                                                          Get a table. Order drinks.

                                                          Girls eyeing us. Invite them over.

                                                          Hi I'm so and so, what's your name.

                                                          Anita.

                                                          Hi Anita. Where you from?

                                                          India.

                                                          I thought so. Indian women have such an exotic look. So beautiful.

                                                          She's smiles.

                                                          We drink and talk over the next few hours. Suddenly.....

                                                          "It's 11:58 come on let's get on the floor."

                                                          OK by me. Let's go.

                                                          She starts gyrating on me like a professional strip club model.

                                                          "10.....9.......8....7.....6.....5.....4 ......3.......2.......1......

                                                          HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

                                                          She grabs me and starts kissing me like a wild animal. The alcohol is having it's affect.

                                                          We're all over each other and then suddenly she grabs my fukkin cokk right on the floor in front of the club.

                                                          Me: "Do you want to get out of here?"

                                                          Her: "Yeah. Let's go."

                                                          I tell my friends peace see you later and roll.

                                                          Get back to my place.

                                                          We start shedding clothes in like record time.

                                                          We get up on my bed and she tells me to go down on her.

                                                          I happily oblige.

                                                          Boys, I've had my share of women. This was the first time I ever hooked up with an Indian chick though.

                                                          The Indian pussy has a different kind of scent to it. Not like a white or Asian chick.

                                                          Unique.

                                                          Anyway, I'm all over it. She starts going down on me after I make her orgasm a few times.

                                                          She's incredible with the mouth. Unreal skills. I'm almost in Heaven at this point.

                                                          She stops sucking and she's like take me like this.

                                                          And with that, she slides her right fukkin leg all the way under and between my legs and lifts her left leg completely straight up so that my cokk is fully inside her.

                                                          My first reaction, I said are you some kind of fukkin gymnast?

                                                          She laughs and says just go with it.

                                                          Sure. Happy to.

                                                          Boys, I can't properly describe the next few hours. It was easily some of the best sex of my life.

                                                          I banged her every way to Sunday. She was insatiable.

                                                          So, we fall asleep.

                                                          I wake up. She's already awake.

                                                          Me: "How long you been awake?"

                                                          Her: "Not long. I was feeling so good I couldn't sleep long."

                                                          Me: " Well, how was I?"

                                                          Her: "Honestly? The best ever."

                                                          Me: "Aww, you're so sweet. How many times did you ***?"

                                                          Her: "More than I ever did before."

                                                          Me: "I'm exhausted. You wore me out."

                                                          Her: "Don't go back to sleep. I'm hungry, let's get breakfast."

                                                          Me: "Nope".

                                                          Her: "You're not going to take me to breakfast?"

                                                          Me: "It's too fukkin cold to go out. I'll make us breakfast. Besides, I have the best bacon you can buy."

                                                          She smiled.

                                                          I got up and made breakfast. We chatted and made small talk.

                                                          After breakfast, we decide to shower because she has to get on her way.

                                                          We get dressed, and as we're in my car driving, she says to me when can we see each other again?

                                                          I say we can't.

                                                          She was shocked. She's like why not, what's wrong?

                                                          I say to her absolutely nothing's wrong. In fact, this is about as perfect and happy as I've been in a long time.

                                                          She's like I don't understand.

                                                          I say Anita, I don't expect you to understand. We had a great time. It was awesome. Now, we have to go separate ways.

                                                          She's like but why? What did I do wrong?

                                                          I say nothing. You're pretty much perfect.

                                                          She says then what the fukk is wrong with you?

                                                          At this point, she wants an explanation. So, like always, I give her point blank honesty and wait for the reaction.

                                                          I say....Anita, you are incredible. You're beautiful, you're intelligent, you're sexy, and you're classy. The reason we can't be together has nothing to do with you and everything to do with me.

                                                          If we stay together, you are the type of girl I can easily become addicted to and I won't allow myself to become addicted to a woman.

                                                          At this point, her mouth drops and she's in absolute fukkin shock.

                                                          So, for the next 10 or so minutes while driving her to her friend's, I had to endure all her talk about why we should continue to see each other.

                                                          As I drop her off, she's still continuing on about how we should see each other still.

                                                          I give her a kiss and caress her face and say goodbye.


                                                          I get back home, where I am now totally exhausted, balls completely drained, still half asleep, and felling like I just want to stay in bed all day.

                                                          The bed is a mess and the room smells like sex.

                                                          I'm sitting here at the computer not knowing if I made the right move or not but really not caring one way or the other.

                                                          She has been texting me for the last 5 minutes. Don;t ask me how she got my fukkin phone number, I didn't give it to her far as I can remember.

                                                          Well boys, that was my New Year's Eve/Day.

                                                          Think I'm gonna go back to sleep.

                                                          I live in philly. What club?
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                                                          • King Mayan
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 09-22-10
                                                            • 21326

                                                            #30
                                                            I would love to see a pic of PhillyFlyers
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                                                            • NYSportsGuy210
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 11-07-09
                                                              • 11347

                                                              #31
                                                              What was the name of the club?
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                                                              • gauchojake
                                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                • 09-17-10
                                                                • 34116

                                                                #32
                                                                NY Sportsfag thinks this post smells like bullshit

                                                                keep fagging up the forums boys
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                                                                • coanwe
                                                                  SBR Sharp
                                                                  • 01-11-10
                                                                  • 263

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Props on getting an Indian to eat pork!
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                                                                  • yisman
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 09-01-08
                                                                    • 75682

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Him: "Just once. In your fridge."



                                                                    [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                                                                    [/quote]

                                                                    [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                                                                    • Roy Halladay
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 09-27-10
                                                                      • 1074

                                                                      #35
                                                                      hahaha
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