[thechaoz]

I'm a west coat kid that has never really traveled that way a whole lot. I want to know the hot spots, the action, the goods. I'm not looking to feed penetrating ducks all weekend with the MIAF (mom I am penetrating).


I'm flying into Newark (sp?) but her place is in Princeton so it's a decent drive from the shore but I'm open to where the good bars/clubs/casinos/hot ass women are (she's ok with me adding 1 or 2, well, because she has to).

I never post but I need your help gents, google isn't helping my cause.

FIRE AWAY!!!

[blackHIPPY]

You ain't got no fukn bitches boy

[kidcudi92]

You ain't got no fukn bitches boy

This

& if you ACTUALLY do(we don't believe you) post pics

[grease lightnin]

Make sure you get a good sandwich. They have good sandwiches.

[thechaoz]

lol I said one bitch in Jersey. I post about once every 4 years so I'm not looking for attention like seahag or whatever the penetrate his name is. I will get around to it, on mobile.

IN THE MEANTIME, where's the hot joints?

[kidcudi92]

lol I said one bitch in Jersey. I post about once every 4 years so I'm not looking for attention like seahag or whatever the penetrate his name is. I will get around to it, on mobile.

IN THE MEANTIME, where's the hot joints?

if you posted about once every 4 years you would have ~2 posts

just being a dikk

i don't know anything about NJ

jj probably has good tips

[unusialsusp5]

yes, j j gold will outside on a stoop in one those cities near newark looking for a ride to gambling somewhere in the area (let him decide). check back for the exact city he is in this week. bring money.

[pavyracer]

I'm a west coat kid that has never really traveled that way a whole lot. I want to know the hot spots, the action, the goods. I'm not looking to feed penetrating ducks all weekend with the MIAF (mom I am penetrating).


I'm flying into Newark (sp?) but her place is in Princeton so it's a decent drive from the shore but I'm open to where the good bars/clubs/casinos/hot ass women are (she's ok with me adding 1 or 2, well, because she has to).

I never post but I need your help gents, google isn't helping my cause.

FIRE AWAY!!!

Pack some heat if you are flying to Newark. You may not make it outside the airport. They see a West Coast kid and they will rob you. Try to talk like jjgold so you can fit in.

[Smoke]

JJ knows all the gloryhole spots

[thechaoz]

hahahh ok JJ, chime in on the hot spots.

[Brock Landers]

RUTTS HUT in CLIFTON NJ has the best HOTDOG I've ever had

Thats a must visit

[MoneyLineDawg]

Go to the Jersey Shore in the summer....Belmar, Pier Village, or Pt Pleasant. Everyone in NJ goes somewhere on the shore on the weekends

Lots of cool bars and restaurants and place is jumpin on the weekends

Atlantic City further south....a shit hole but Borgata isn't bad in the summer and of course gambling

[jjgold]

I haven't been in New Jersey in a while plus I lived in the northern part

You're going down south I don't know what there is to do in the Princeton area maybe take a ride to Alantic city check that out there's a lot of sex dens in New Brunswick also

I hear the Princeton area is pretty nice

I stayed close to Newark and hung out more where the mafia was

Like Brock said Ruts Hutt the Meadowlands

I was never a big club guy so I'm not an expert on it I'm sure you can Google nowadays and get way better opinions

If you go to the Trenton area there's a lot of street hookers for $45

You won't be far from Philadelphia that's probably worth the trip

As far as the babes would have to go to the Borgata in a Atlantic City meaning the casino

[vividjohn45]

if you posted about once every 4 years you would have ~2 posts

just being a dikk

i don't know anything about NJ

jj probably has good tips

Jj proly already ****** her. He let you know how she likes it.

[sheepgotwool]

Jersey is garbage these days !! Most of the good places as far as picking up the ladies have closed up in the last 5 to 15 years. Gotta go to shore and try either Belmar, Point Pleasant (Jenkinson's), or sleazy Seaside Heights. You can try your luck in Morristown where a lot of college chicks go on Friday or Saturday nights, but most guys i know strike out before they even get in the door at the clubs/bars. Hoboken and Montclair (more upscale) are other options but are much worse these days than they use to be. Even strip clubs have gone way down hill in jersey in last 5 to 10 years. Many out of business now just like the old clubs. Pretty much worn down state with people just moving there for jobs and not much to do but traffic is worse than ever. Good luck !

[will2survive]

I'm a west coat kid that has never really traveled that way a whole lot. I want to know the hot spots, the action, the goods. I'm not looking to feed penetrating ducks all weekend with the MIAF (mom I am penetrating).


I'm flying into Newark (sp?) but her place is in Princeton so it's a decent drive from the shore but I'm open to where the good bars/clubs/casinos/hot ass women are (she's ok with me adding 1 or 2, well, because she has to).

I never post but I need your help gents, google isn't helping my cause.

FIRE AWAY!!!

If you really do that Sugar mama thing ( I had an ex that did the Sugar Daddy thing...she did well)....anywhere along the shore. Point Pleasant(Martell's Tiki Bar is nice). You seem like a kid, therefore, Pt. Pleasant #1 Belmar #2....same shit every year there. Rennovated also- Hurricane Sandy. You could also go south to AC or to the most southern point in Cape May, Stone Harbor, Avalon. Stick to Point Pleasant

[will2survive]

Jersey is garbage these days !! Most of the good places as far as picking up the ladies have closed up in the last 5 to 15 years. Gotta go to shore and try either Belmar, Point Pleasant (Jenkinson's), or sleazy Seaside Heights. You can try your luck in Morristown where a lot of college chicks go on Friday or Saturday nights, but most guys i know strike out before they even get in the door at the clubs/bars. Hoboken and Montclair (more upscale) are other options but are much worse these days than they use to be. Even strip clubs have gone way down hill in jersey in last 5 to 10 years. Many out of business now just like the old clubs. Pretty much worn down state with people just moving there for jobs and not much to do but traffic is worse than ever. Good luck !

Jenkinson's is on Pt. Peasant boardwalk but lots of little kids. Martells Tiki Bar overlooks the ocean and rennovated. Very lively!

[Bostongambler]

Parts of Jersey are nice while other parts are trash.

good luck

[will2survive]

Parts of Jersey are nice while other parts are trash.

good luck

Stone Harbor was my favorite place and I live in north jersey. Everyone should go there once. OP sounds like a kid, therefore I mentioned other places

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

RUTTS HUT in CLIFTON NJ has the best HOTDOG I've ever had

Thats a must visit

Uh, by its nature, a hot dog can only be so good.

Consequently, impossible to get too excited about them.

Hot dogs are like the Darko Milicic of food choices: seem like they should be better... but never are.

If a hot dog was a chick it'd be Rhea Perlman, i.e., a 2. Both ubiquitous, but neither one to be bragged on for having eaten.

[thechaoz]

I haven't been in New Jersey in a while plus I lived in the northern part

You're going down south I don't know what there is to do in the Princeton area maybe take a ride to Alantic city check that out there's a lot of sex dens in New Brunswick also

I hear the Princeton area is pretty nice

I stayed close to Newark and hung out more where the mafia was

Like Brock said Ruts Hutt the Meadowlands

I was never a big club guy so I'm not an expert on it I'm sure you can Google nowadays and get way better opinions

If you go to the Trenton area there's a lot of street hookers for $45

You won't be far from Philadelphia that's probably worth the trip

As far as the babes would have to go to the Borgata in a Atlantic City meaning the casino

Thanks JJ!

[thechaoz]

Jj proly already ****** her. He let you know how she likes it.

Bro I met her in Seattle on a Leisure trip, she was with some friends and actually is from this area. She moved over to the east coast for a few years to help an insurance company get their shit rockin. She's a hot momma who's got cash and has a thing for me.

She paid for my flight, a room at the Marriott when I come in late on Friday, and has her own house in Princeton. She just bought a brand new Audi and has Cash 4 days so I'm happy.

I got my own money but I'm just looking for a good time

[thechaoz]

I don't want to quote every fine gentleman in this thread, but I appreciate all your feedback as literally this is a foreign land to me.

I will make sure and take pictures as well as at pictures of the milf. I'm out right now with another girl at karaoke night in Seattle so probably tomorrow.

[MoneyLineDawg]

If you decide to go to Belmar or anywhere on the Shore let me know and I'll give you the best spots

I would honestly just go to the beach....go to a beach bar/restaurant in the afternoon and then out at night

Probably do Borgata (Atlantic City) the next day/night

NJ kinda blows overall but most of the Jersey Shore is actually really nice and a good time....Lots of money from Manhattan people that don't want to go to Long Island

[Auto Donk]

at first blush, I thought this thread was pavy taking another crack at impressing us with his prowess

all I know about jersey is stay the fuk away from Small b, and a, Waves' neighborhood in trenton.... you'll either get shot or step on a discarded heroin syringe... maybe even hit by a piece of falling debris off a decaying shanty like his own

[MoneyLineDawg]

Trenton is the fukkin ghetto...stay far away is right

[jjgold]

Anybody from the Southwest and beyond would not like New Jersey because they can't handle it there different type of people… New Jersey takes a special character

[Sledge187]

I heard alot of the syringes on the shore will give you a boost of energy. Feel free to poke away.

[grease lightnin]

Bro I met her in Seattle on a Leisure trip, she was with some friends and actually is from this area. She moved over to the east coast for a few years to help an insurance company get their shit rockin. She's a hot momma who's got cash and has a thing for me.

She paid for my flight, a room at the Marriott when I come in late on Friday, and has her own house in Princeton. She just bought a brand new Audi and has Cash 4 days so I'm happy.

I got my own money but I'm just looking for a good time

Why are you staying in a hotel? This chick married?

[Auto Donk]

Columbus Park in Trenton is a few blocks from Wave's shanty.... go to its "facebook page" and people are on there non-stop complaining about all the f'n disgarded needles.... the first seventy or so photos on the page last time I checked were all of needles, used condoms, baking spoons, crack heads, and other shit that permeates waves' neighborhood......

waves would have been better off if he'd stayed in the D. R. after the last Bash and worked at one of the bordellos, as a "leg holder" of the donkey during the donkey shows..... you know, one of the two guys that each hold a hind leg of the donkey once they roll him over on his back so the ho can blow and ride him.....

[slayer14]

post a pic with her face blurred at least

[Auto Donk]

JJ knows all the gloryhole spots

in Small b Waves' neighborhood, the shit isn't even on the downlow:




and of course, Small b's church:

[manny24]

ocean city i guess

basically coastal detroit

[mikemca]

Get a Primo's hoagie before you leave. Preferably old italian or the bada bing but they're all good.

[jjgold]

If I was there guy we would go crabbing in Long Beach Island