EP36's Super Serial Fuzzy Balls of Fury

**NicAtNight** · 08-22-13, 03:25 PM

Nice break by monfils early 2nd.

Think the qualis are done for the day?

**alpinepetey** · 08-22-13, 03:35 PM

Just clinched the over. Nice start EP. Hope we keep rolling with the Qualifiers

**EaglesPhan36** · 08-22-13, 03:35 PM

It looks like there is a window to play still, but the rain had been dodgy.

**NicAtNight** · 08-22-13, 03:48 PM

Don'tjinx it alpinepetey... I have had 3 matches rrecently where they retired and I got a push when it was already in the bag. Funny how it never happens when I'm on the under

**alpinepetey** · 08-22-13, 03:53 PM

F uck I forgot about retirements ruining totals. Sorry guys.

**Hardcoar** · 08-22-13, 03:55 PM

Originally posted by alpinepetey

F uck I forgot about retirements ruining totals. Sorry guys.

Depends on the standing and bookmaker with which the wager was placed.

**EaglesPhan36** · 08-22-13, 04:00 PM

Any book that pays out on totals for incomplete matches is probably rated A- by SBR. I would guess they would be based out of Russia.

**ParlayininHTown** · 08-22-13, 04:03 PM

Originally posted by EaglesPhan36

Any book that pays out on totals for incomplete matches is probably rated A- by SBR. I would guess they would be based out of Russia.

I'm thinking smaller ... more like Georgia or Moldova.

**Hardcoar** · 08-22-13, 04:04 PM

And... and let's not forget about Belarus!

**alpinepetey** · 08-22-13, 09:28 PM

Get out the brooms cuz thats a

today. Nice one EP!!!

**EaglesPhan36** · 08-22-13, 10:19 PM

Overall Profit: +13.50
US Open Qualis: +0.53

**EaglesPhan36** · 08-22-13, 10:20 PM

Kyrgios made that much more interesting than it needed to be. Blew a break lead in the 2nd when he couldn't serve out the match at 5-3 and then nearly blew it 4-1 in the 3rd. Young players are young players. Feels good because I went with the normal wager size today in qualis, feeling very confident with those three. One more day. Probably go back to half size bets tomorrow depending on the lines.

**EaglesPhan36** · 08-23-13, 07:34 AM

August 23rd

ATP Winston-Salem: Dolgopolov +1.5 sets [-180]
US Open Quali Parlay: Karlovic + Young [-131]
US Open Quali: Jenkins +170
US Open Quali: Serra -135
*To win 0.5 unit/Risking 0.5 unit on Jenkins

**Bet10Heinekens** · 08-23-13, 07:56 AM

Hey EP, is the qualities best of 5 now or it's still best of 3

**tevari** · 08-23-13, 08:01 AM

3 asdf

**EaglesPhan36** · 08-23-13, 09:04 AM

Yeah still 3. Wimbledon is the only one that goes to 5 in the final round.

Updating above with more picks momentarily.

**ParlayininHTown** · 08-23-13, 09:06 AM

Originally posted by EaglesPhan36

August 23rd
US Open Quali Parlay: Karlovic + Young [-131] *To win 0.5 unit

*Will add more in a bit.

You sure you don't want to reconsider? I mean, this is Donald Young we're talking about here.

**Bet10Heinekens** · 08-23-13, 09:31 AM

Originally posted by EaglesPhan36

August 23rd
US Open Quali Parlay: Karlovic + Young [-131] *To win 0.5 unit

*Will add more in a bit.

Hope I didn't mush the bet

191773520-1 8/23/13 Pending 3 Team Parlay
Pending 8/23/13 11:00am Qualifying Tennis 701 Ivo Karlovic -310* vs Andrey Golubev
Pending 8/23/13 2:30pm Qualifying Tennis 717 Donald Young -300* vs Victor Estrella Burgos
Pending 8/23/13 4:00pm Qualifying Tennis 821 Coco Vandeweghe -565* vs Nigina Abduraimova

**EaglesPhan36** · 08-23-13, 09:54 AM

Okay all updated with picks now

**pattymayo** · 08-23-13, 10:00 AM

Wow, Ivo plummets to -215 at 5d

**tevari** · 08-23-13, 10:03 AM

Karlovic fell from -310 to -275 down to -230, currently, a few minutes before match time...not that it means much of anything, but GL.

**ParlayininHTown** · 08-23-13, 10:44 AM

Go Dr. Ivo. Crush Max Bettor's hopes and dreams.

**ParlayininHTown** · 08-23-13, 12:02 PM

EP =

Max Bettor and people who are obsessed with line movement =

**EaglesPhan36** · 08-23-13, 03:11 PM

Masterful Dolgopolov blowjob. Up 4-0 and up 7-6 serving in the TB and he loses the 1st set. And yet, I bet on a match involving him again after yesterday's minor miracle on the under. Someone shoot me in the face.

**Hardcoar** · 08-23-13, 03:39 PM

Maybe he thought you were on the under again...

**EaglesPhan36** · 08-23-13, 03:44 PM

That was probably the funniest thing you've said on here.

Especially as he is about to seal that by choking on-serve.

Qualis were good today. PArlay was simple. Serra rolled. Only Jenkins clunked out.

**Hardcoar** · 08-23-13, 03:48 PM

Oh please... you flatter me! I mean in your thread maybe, but...

**joco** · 08-23-13, 04:28 PM

wowww he really couldnt win one more game...had to lose last game servin like a joke. i had over 22.5

**EaglesPhan36** · 08-23-13, 06:39 PM

Overall Profit: +13.63
US Open Qualis: +1.03

Monday, we orgasm ... all day.

**ParlayininHTown** · 08-23-13, 08:07 PM

Originally posted by EaglesPhan36

Monday, we orgasm ... all day.

I'll notify all the hospitals in the area.

**fitguy67** · 08-23-13, 10:18 PM

Originally posted by ParlayininHTown

I'll notify all the hospitals in the area.

T T I P (Televised-Tennis-Induced Priapism) is a very embarrassing, very painful condition.

**EaglesPhan36** · 08-23-13, 10:32 PM

I used to take off the first day of the NCAA Tournament every year and just watch hoops all day and drink. This is my first time doing this for the US Open. Was purely accidental as I asked off for the day because of a concert I am going to on Sunday. I purely expect that unless I am at the US Open again, that this may become a new ritual day off each year .... or at least taking one of the first two-three days off.

**fitguy67** · 08-23-13, 11:06 PM

Your fortuitous holiday timing this year only SEEMS like a coincidence...another fact about the "dos equis" most interesting man in the world...

The Grand Slam Tournaments check HIS holiday and time-zone particulars first and unilaterally meld their scheduling to HIS convenience.

Not surprising really for the only person on earth licensed to rip tags off pillows and mattresses, the guy who at age 11 gave his father "the talk"...and a guy who manages to post a winning record in tennis, of all things!

**EaglesPhan36** · 08-23-13, 11:56 PM

Hee Hee. Unbeknownest to mere mortals, I have now become Project Mayhem across the board.

**beefcake** · 08-24-13, 08:05 AM

EP, good luck man on the US OPEN...Only have time on the weekends to gamble,which is a good thing..