EP36's Super Serial Fuzzy Balls of Fury

EaglesPhan36 · 08-08-13, 08:51 PM

Overall Profit: +6.01

Errani

EaglesPhan36 · 08-09-13, 07:30 AM

August 9th
ATP Montreal: Raonic-Gulbis Over 23.5 [-110]
WTA Toronto Parlay: Radwanska + Kvitova [-105]

tevari · 08-09-13, 08:37 AM

Kvitova has looked impressive, but Cirstea equally so. She looked like a world beater against Jankovic last night. As usual, it will come down to who makes less UEs but at -250 even for parlay fodder, I couldn't touch Kvitova. GL, anyway.

EaglesPhan36 · 08-09-13, 10:54 AM

Wow this WTA match is horse shit.

ParlayininHTown · 08-09-13, 10:59 AM

Originally posted by EaglesPhan36

Wow this WTA match is horse shit.

Turn it into a drinking game. A shot every time a player commits an UE.

Just make sure there's an ambulance nearby.

EaglesPhan36 · 08-09-13, 11:04 AM

Breaks of serve = DUI

alpinepetey · 08-09-13, 11:15 AM

This is ridiculous! I wonder how much you'd b up flat betting a break every game this set.

EaglesPhan36 · 08-09-13, 02:40 PM

Add...

ATP Montreal: Gasquet Total Games Won Under 8 (-120)

fitguy67 · 08-09-13, 03:04 PM

what online book u find that play at, EP?...Joker -5 is a pretty close proxy for it (and similar in price as well)

EaglesPhan36 · 08-09-13, 03:11 PM

Betonline ... They put these up for some of the bigger tourneys

Hardcoar · 08-09-13, 03:17 PM

Did anyone actually catch Istomin last night? How did they play?

Hardcoar · 08-09-13, 03:29 PM

Also, isn't Nadal likelier to break down Matosevic?

fitguy67 · 08-09-13, 04:13 PM

how could u lose blindly taking all WTA dogs +200 and over? You watch the matches, and you can absolutely never tell who the favorite is supposed to be...as holding-of-service is such a random occurrence...kvitova wins first set then goes on auto-pilot dog-crap mode (hopefully cirstea will decide to take her nap now just so we can have another "oh please kill me now, cuz i don't care anymore" WTA third-set TB)...and they get pay-parity for this?!!!

Gus Fring · 08-09-13, 04:18 PM

Only woman that can actually hold serve like a man is Serena.

fitguy67 · 08-09-13, 04:26 PM

Originally posted by Gus Fring

Only woman that can actually hold serve like a man is Serena.

you're right...ever see her in one of those jump-suit style tenny-outfits...she practically IS a man

Gus Fring · 08-09-13, 04:30 PM

Originally posted by fitguy67

you're right...ever see her in one of those jump-suit style tenny-outfits...she practically IS a man

Agreed

Hardcoar · 08-09-13, 04:31 PM

Originally posted by fitguy67

how could u lose blindly taking all WTA dogs +200 and over? You watch the matches, and you can absolutely never tell who the favorite is supposed to be...as holding-of-service is such a random occurrence...kvitova wins first set then goes on auto-pilot dog-crap mode (hopefully cirstea will decide to take her nap now just so we can have another "oh please kill me now, cuz i don't care anymore" WTA third-set TB)...and they get pay-parity for this?!!!

As amazing as it seems (I agree), that doesn't work out.

fitguy67 · 08-09-13, 04:53 PM

Originally posted by Hardcoar

As amazing as it seems (I agree), that doesn't work out.

and it helps me to appreciate why your plays are so rich in hi-plus-odds plays...with so many hi-payout sides (such as Cirstea just now) in matches that almost always play out as goddam coin-flips in the real world...despite what the paper-stats say before they play...particularly in WTA...

(the other happy-hunting ground of yours i appreciate of course being 1st-set plays which are also generally overly-skewed odds-wise toward the favorite)...

the trick of course for sharpies like you and EP is to be selective...it's easy for someone to say "just take______ blindly and it's money"...but it's not...but take that idea or other good ideas and apply them selectively, you got something that generates $...

Hardcoar · 08-09-13, 05:35 PM

You overestimate me, but you've got a good couple of points to be sure.

EaglesPhan36 · 08-09-13, 06:02 PM

Overall Profit: +6.96

Hardcoar · 08-09-13, 06:09 PM

You hit the richest vein of gold in Djokobo's form Phanboy.

fitguy67 · 08-09-13, 06:25 PM

yeah, thanks for the "dog, u8" at BOL stocking-

stuffer

Sam_Hawkins · 08-10-13, 06:30 AM

Originally posted by fitguy67

you're right...ever see her in one of those jump-suit style tenny-outfits...she practically IS a man

Well one of my favourite jokes - you probably know it but I'll tell it anyway - goes like this:
Serena and Venus are sitting in the locker room after another exhausting training and Venus says:
V: Hey, Serena...I have this...suspiction, that our father is putting something in our food
S: Oh, really? Why?
V: Because, well, it may be absurd, but I started growing hair on places where they never grew before...
S: Yeah? Like where?
V: For example...on my nuts.

EaglesPhan36 · 08-10-13, 01:38 PM

August 10th
ATP Montreal: Pospisil +1.5 sets [-130]

EaglesPhan36 · 08-10-13, 05:16 PM

Add...

ATP Toronto: Radwanska Total Games Won Under 6 [-150]

EaglesPhan36 · 08-10-13, 06:12 PM

Well Serena killed this bet quick. She looks like dog shit. Will probably win, but looks like dog shit.

tevari · 08-10-13, 06:13 PM

She looks fukking terrible. Disinterested and even forgot what the score on her serve was. My -6.5 isn't looking too hot right now.

EaglesPhan36 · 08-10-13, 06:13 PM

Overall Profit: +6.46

Demonata · 08-10-13, 06:14 PM

Originally posted by EaglesPhan36

Well Serena killed this bet quick. She looks like dog shit. Will probably win, but looks like dog shit.

I know pissed me off she didnt break. I love betting her live in play to break because always even money.

EaglesPhan36 · 08-10-13, 06:15 PM

Originally posted by tevari

She looks fukking terrible. Disinterested and even forgot what the score on her serve was. My -6.5 isn't looking too hot right now.

I knew this was going in the shitter when she blew the double break points early in the set. Knew it was dead and gone after she got a break and then gave it right back. This is what infuriates people about women's tennis. Serena plays like shit and it's still pretty much a dead even match scorewise for now. Radwanska might as well win.

sluggy1616 · 08-10-13, 06:17 PM

Originally posted by Demonata

I know pissed me off she didnt break. I love betting her live in play to break because always even money.

You guys know any live tennis betting sites for people in the U.S?

Demonata · 08-10-13, 06:20 PM

Originally posted by sluggy1616

You guys know any live tennis betting sites for people in the U.S?

5dimes...

fitguy67 · 08-11-13, 05:19 AM

sluggy, chek this out

http://www.sportsbookreview.com/sportsbook/live-betting/

for every site reviewed, country-restrictions will be stated clearly

horja1 · 08-11-13, 05:27 AM

Originally posted by Demonata

5dimes...

not much of live betting site for tennis ... only a few matches / week and only during the late stages of tourneys... still the best option for US people

Demonata · 08-11-13, 09:12 AM

Originally posted by horja1

not much of live betting site for tennis ... only a few matches / week and only during the late stages of tourneys... still the best option for US people

And that's what he was asking...