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  • MustWinPlease
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 01-18-14
    • 750

    #316
    cmon timber finish
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    • ParlayininHTown
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 06-27-10
      • 7561

      #317
      Why'd my mom and dad have to create me?
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      • MustWinPlease
        SBR Wise Guy
        • 01-18-14
        • 750

        #318
        Oh lawd.
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        • ParlayininHTown
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 06-27-10
          • 7561

          #319
          RECORD: 42-53-14

          TOTAL LOSS: -$947.00




          Oh well. I'm used to this. I gave up on life so long ago anyway.
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          • donny1266
            SBR MVP
            • 08-13-14
            • 1076

            #320
            Some of your picks are well thought out. Others it seems like you want to lose. Everyone had Portland down to win easy last night.
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            • ParlayininHTown
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 06-27-10
              • 7561

              #321
              Originally posted by donny1266
              Some of your picks are well thought out. Others it seems like you want to lose. Everyone had Portland down to win easy last night.

              YOU'RE RIGHT. EVERY SINGLE MOTHER FUKKER WHO BET THIS MATCH HAD TO BE ON PORTLAND. WHAT KIND OF WORTHLESS DUMBASS WHO DOES NOT DESERVE A HINT OF AIR WOULD EVER BE DUMB ENOUGH TO NOT POUND PORTLAND TONIGHT? I MUST HAVE BEEN THE ONLY PERSON IN EXISTENCE TO BE THIS DUMB.

              I MEAN, I GOTTA BE THE MOST MORONIC SON OF A BITCH EVER. HOW CAN ANYONE BE THIS STUPID? IT'S UNBELIEVABLE HOW ANYONE CAN BE THIS INEPT AT SOCCER CAPPING AND EVERYTHING ELSE.

              COME ON EVERYONE. HAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHUa l;ets LAUGH AT THE BIG FUKKING FREAK. HAHAHAHA.

              IT'S ALL A FUKKING JOKE TO RUDE FUKKING PIECES OF CRAP LIKE YOU AND EVERY SINGLE OTHER MOTHER FUKKER ON THIS SCUMBAG-FILLED PLANET. HAHAHA AHAHAHA. LAUGH AT THE BIG FUKKING IDIOT WHO IS IN MORE PAIN THAN YOU COULD EVER FATHOM FOR EVERY WAKING MOMENT OF HIS EXISTENCE.

              LET'S JUST KEEP BEING RUDE AND MAKING IGNORANT COMMENTS, BECAUSE THAT WILL MAKE THIS LOSER'S LIFE SO MUCH FUKKING BETTER. WHILE WE'RE AT IT, WHY NOT GO TO PARLAYIN THE LOSER'S HOUSE AND SLIT HIS THROAT ... PUT THE GUY OUT OF HIS MISERY SO HE WON'T TAKE UP SPACE AND BE WORTHLESS ANYMORE. WHAT A FUKKING PIECE OF TRASH WHO DESERVES TO BE ELIMINATED IN THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE I AM.

              GO AHEAD, GUYS. GO FUKKING AHEAD AND BE AS RUDE AS YOU CAN POSSIBLY BE TO A GUY WHO IS SUFFERING FROM DEPRESSION. THAT'S THE WAY YOU WANT TO GO. I'LL BE WIDE AWAKE WAITING FOR ONE OF YOU TO SHOW UP AND FINALLY END THIS SHIT.

              FUKK ME AND EVERYONE WHO ASSOCIATES WITH ME. NO ONE I EVER LOVED OR CARED ABOUT DESERVES ANY JOY EITHER, RIGHT? LET'S JUST KEEP POURING SALT IN THE FUKKING WOUNDS AS MUCH AS WE CAN CAUSE WE LOVE FUKKING WITH PEOPLE WHO CAN BARELY GET OUT OF BED EACH MORNING.

              UNBELIEVABLE. DO YOU PARK IN HANDICAP SPACES AND FUKK WITH WOUNDED ANIMALS ON THE ROAD, TOO?
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              • ParlayininHTown
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 06-27-10
                • 7561

                #322
                Hahahahahahaha. What a fukking loser that pussy parlayin is. Hahahahaha.

                Come on guys. Let's all laugh at the big fukking freak.

                Hahahahahahahahaha.

                It's really fun making fun of the clueless fukk parlayin. Can't believe this guy even bothers. I mean, how the hell can anyone live with being this big of a fukking failure at everything in life? I'm surprised this guy can keep his lights on, much less do anything else. No wonder he can't get any pussy and has no friends. Guy is the personification of waste.

                Hahahahaha.

                Oh, and this loser parlayin is dumb enough to hit himself in the head dozens of times on a daily basis. I mean, the guy is so moronic and so fukked in the head that he is actually punching himself in the head every time he makes a simple mistake.

                Hahahahahahaha.

                All the more reason to pile on and fukk with this huge loser. Let's just all talk about what a worthless moron this guy is so he'll hit himself in the head some more. Let's see how quickly we can convince the big fukking loser that it's time to speed up the process and just kill himself right here and now.

                Hahahahaha.

                God, parlayin. You are the biggest fukking freak and sorriest fukking piece of trash to ever breathe. What the hell is wrong with you? This fukking parlayin loser can't even add 2 and 2 together.
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                • Vaughany
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 03-07-10
                  • 45563

                  #323
                  lol
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                  • Vaughany
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 03-07-10
                    • 45563

                    #324
                    Originally posted by donny1266
                    Some of your picks are well thought out. Others it seems like you want to lose. Everyone had Portland down to win easy last night.
                    where did you post the play?
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                    • beefcake
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 11-26-09
                      • 14029

                      #325
                      Bet all draws over the next 6 days in Euro Q...You will be in the black by end of business tuesday...
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                      • tigermaster
                        SBR Wise Guy
                        • 03-14-12
                        • 512

                        #326
                        need some plays for today please
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                        • azsportswin
                          SBR Wise Guy
                          • 10-03-13
                          • 625

                          #327
                          Originally posted by Vaughany
                          where did you post the play?
                          Thank you Vaughany....it's irritating when people make these kinds of post game comments....I always want to say same thing "well post the damn play before the game" or in this case "show me your damn bet ticket with Portland, and it better be a $1,000 ticket because it was so easy!" Now Parlay....you need to pull yourself together man! I rode with you when you came out of a negative balance about a year ago, you were on fire! I know you've got it in you, let's do this thing and get to +++ money!!!!!!!
                          Last edited by azsportswin; 10-09-14, 12:41 PM. Reason: made it say what I meant to say
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                          • donny1266
                            SBR MVP
                            • 08-13-14
                            • 1076

                            #328
                            I wasnt trying to come across as a knob but I think I have. I meant that in general you are a good capper but occasionally you go so against the grain that it looks like you want to lose. I don't claim to know anything about American 'soccer' but I do make a fair whack in English conference, league one and Scottish leagues. Sorry if I offended.
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                            • cashin81
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 09-10-14
                              • 12946

                              #329
                              Originally posted by donny1266
                              I wasnt trying to come across as a knob but I think I have. I meant that in general you are a good capper but occasionally you go so against the grain that it looks like you want to lose. I don't claim to know anything about American 'soccer' but I do make a fair whack in English conference, league one and Scottish leagues. Sorry if I offended.

                              all i see is someone masturbating over oddschecker and fixes...........
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                              • donny1266
                                SBR MVP
                                • 08-13-14
                                • 1076

                                #330
                                I was posting picks on here for a while but nobody is interested in lower English leagues. Anyway back to the point, I think this is 75% great plays and I do follow when I agree.
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                                • Martinr
                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                  • 07-08-13
                                  • 529

                                  #331
                                  If
                                  If you can keep your head when all about
                                  Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
                                  If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
                                  But make allowance for their doubting too;
                                  If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
                                  Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
                                  Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,
                                  And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:

                                  If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;
                                  If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim;
                                  If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
                                  And treat those two impostors just the same;
                                  If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
                                  Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
                                  Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
                                  And stoop and build ’em up with worn-out tools:

                                  If you can make one heap of all your winnings
                                  And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
                                  And lose, and start again at your beginnings
                                  And never breathe a word about your loss;
                                  If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
                                  To serve your turn long after they are gone,
                                  And so hold on when there is nothing in you
                                  Except the Will which says to them: ‘Hold on!’

                                  If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
                                  Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,
                                  If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
                                  If all men count with you, but none too much;
                                  If you can fill the unforgiving minute
                                  With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
                                  Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
                                  And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son!

                                  Rudyard Kipling.
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                                  • mrlif1
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 07-15-13
                                    • 1462

                                    #332
                                    Originally posted by donny1266
                                    I was posting picks on here for a while but nobody is interested in lower English leagues. Anyway back to the point, I think this is 75% great plays and I do follow when I agree.
                                    don't mean to blow up your spot parlayin', but please return to doing so donny...can't hurt.
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                                    • ParlayininHTown
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 06-27-10
                                      • 7561

                                      #333
                                      October 9, 2014
                                      Loser No. 1
                                      International Friendly: México -1.5 (-122)
                                      Losing $122.00




                                      Take Honduras now, count the cash and laugh at my pathetic ass later.
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                                      • Martinr
                                        SBR Wise Guy
                                        • 07-08-13
                                        • 529

                                        #334
                                        start of an epic run here
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                                        • ParlayininHTown
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 06-27-10
                                          • 7561

                                          #335
                                          RECORD: 43-53-14

                                          TOTAL LOSS: -$847.00



                                          Can't sleep ... Thoughts will eat me.
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                                          • ParlayininHTown
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 06-27-10
                                            • 7561

                                            #336
                                            October 10, 2014
                                            EARLY MORNING/LATE-NIGHT DEGENERATE SPECIAL! AKA Loser No. 1
                                            A-League: Western Sydney Wanderers at Melbourne Victory -- OVER 2.5 (-103)
                                            Losing $103.00

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                                            • zizoudane10
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 03-27-12
                                              • 7272

                                              #337
                                              Originally posted by ParlayininHTown
                                              RECORD: 43-53-14

                                              TOTAL LOSS: -$847.00



                                              Can't sleep ... Thoughts will eat me.
                                              Couldn't sleep as well.
                                              Was a long night of hockey, it's 7:20 in the morning here now
                                              Parlayer, read your PMs!
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                                              • zizoudane10
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 03-27-12
                                                • 7272

                                                #338
                                                If it would be always that easy. Nice hit. Had the over 1.5 and 2.5 1st half as well.
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                                                • Martinr
                                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                                  • 07-08-13
                                                  • 529

                                                  #339
                                                  Had a good feeling about this and tailed it. Thanks parlayin.
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                                                  • zizoudane10
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 03-27-12
                                                    • 7272

                                                    #340
                                                    Berisha is just a great player (for Australia of course...). The guy used to play for my club.
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                                                    • Martinr
                                                      SBR Wise Guy
                                                      • 07-08-13
                                                      • 529

                                                      #341
                                                      The quality of the A-League is steadily improving.
                                                      Man City buying Melbourne (City) is going to inject even more money/quality.
                                                      I'm forward to tomorrow's round 1 match between Sydney FC and Melbourne City, and I can't remember the last time I said that.
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                                                      • azsportswin
                                                        SBR Wise Guy
                                                        • 10-03-13
                                                        • 625

                                                        #342
                                                        That's the Parlay I know....nice job!
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                                                        • tigermaster
                                                          SBR Wise Guy
                                                          • 03-14-12
                                                          • 512

                                                          #343
                                                          i thought u were suppose to lose not win? no?
                                                          so whats the next play?
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                                                          • ParlayininHTown
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 06-27-10
                                                            • 7561

                                                            #344
                                                            Originally posted by zizoudane10
                                                            Parlayer, read your PMs!
                                                            Message received. I will try to get back to you tonight (in American time), Zizer.

                                                            Slow down on the hockey binges, pal.
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                                                            • ParlayininHTown
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 06-27-10
                                                              • 7561

                                                              #345
                                                              October 10, 2014
                                                              Play No. 2
                                                              Euro 2016 Qualification: Iceland ML (+119)
                                                              Risking $100.00 to win $119.00 Losing $100.00
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                                                              • beefcake
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 11-26-09
                                                                • 14029

                                                                #346
                                                                Here comes the hot streak..even money by tuesday!!!
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                                                                • paco
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 05-07-09
                                                                  • 62873

                                                                  #347
                                                                  Time to get in the black
                                                                  Last edited by paco; 10-10-14, 03:35 PM.
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                                                                  • paco
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 05-07-09
                                                                    • 62873

                                                                    #348
                                                                    3-0 Iceland!
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                                                                    • zizoudane10
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 03-27-12
                                                                      • 7272

                                                                      #349
                                                                      One has to have major respect for Iceland. What this country with a population of just ~325.000 people is showing year after year in the world of football is absolutely amazing.
                                                                      Perfect pick pal
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                                                                      • mrlif1
                                                                        SBR MVP
                                                                        • 07-15-13
                                                                        • 1462

                                                                        #350
                                                                        i smell something burning...
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