Gone Broke

[SnickerDoodles]

Deposited my last 100 into my heritage account. went broke. not sure what to do. any advice on what to do.i have no money for food right now?

[Br0nxer]

no money for food

[SnickerDoodles]

your a fuckin dick bronxer. **** you

[rm18]

pawn your tv and go live in the park and play poker and enter contests at the library until you have enough money

[frizzelli]

KYS

[Br0nxer]

your a fuckin dick bronxer. **** you

my dinner plate tonight

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[LordVodka]

Starve. You're a man and you knew what you were getting into, now deal with it.

[SnickerDoodles]

Enjoy Bronxer. Karma catches up to everyone you prick.

[jjgold]

go to work you bum

Go to GA you bum

[Emily_Haines]

You need to win more

[SnickerDoodles]

if anybody could help me out right now i would be immensely grateful. Going through some tough times. I had been umpiring baseball games was making good money, got into an altercation with one little foul mouth ******* dad and they got rid of me. no job now and no money. desperate right now.

[itchypickle]

The fact that you only had $100 to your name and blew it....gives you free admission to GA where I'm sure they will feed you.

[crustyme]

KYS

[Br0nxer]

if anybody could help me out right now i would be immensely grateful. Going through some tough times. I had been umpiring baseball games was making good money, got into an altercation with one little foul mouth ******* dad and they got rid of me. no job now and no money. desperate right now.

help you out how

[tropolis]

if anybody could help me out right now i would be immensely grateful. Going through some tough times. I had been umpiring baseball games was making good money, got into an altercation with one little foul mouth ******* dad and they got rid of me. no job now and no money. desperate right now.

how much money do you need?

[bobby heenan]

try umpiring softball games?

[SnickerDoodles]

how much money do you need?

honestly any money at this point would be helpful. I have never felt lower then i do now.

[Br0nxer]

honestly any money at this point would be helpful. I have never felt lower then i do now.

asking strangers on the interwebz for money

[crustyme]

heres some pts..... go buy yourself some self-respect.

[tropolis]

honestly any money at this point would be helpful. I have never felt lower then i do now.

that doesnt answer my question. how much money do you need?

[SnickerDoodles]

that doesnt answer my question. how much money do you need?

Well i obviously have to pay rent but that isnt due till beginning of next month. Im thinking i could get by for atleats a week with like 50 dollars. been looking for a job for a week already

[SnickerDoodles]

asking strangers on the interwebz for money

Bronxer, never did i see myself getting to this point and never did i anticipate this. There is no feeling worse that what i have right now.

[swervv]

Hey guys can i have 10k.. i promise ill pay you back

[married2themoney]

Cash for gold
Suck dick
tear your clothes and beg for change
$$$$

[Dirty Sanchez]

Deposited my last 100 into my heritage account. went broke. not sure what to do. any advice on what to do.i have no money for food right now?

Find a dark alley....do helmet shines at $25 a pop....you'll be reloaded by the weekend

[tropolis]

Bronxer, never did i see myself getting to this point and never did i anticipate this. There is no feeling worse that what i have right now.

50 bucks? Sell a few things you don't need, or give blood. I'm sure a food shelf will help you with food. If you have no job, get welfare.

[SnickerDoodles]

All i have is my laptop and very small sony t.v. that i bought at a garage sale. What are you suggesting sell my laptop? get about 100-200. then when i run out of that, im done..

[crustyme]

ill pay $5 if you videotape yourself eating out of a dumpster.

[Koldazzice]

hope everything works out for ya doodles but sometimes calling mom is the best thing to do - god knows mine makes a mean Rice crispy treat - brb gonna try and have her ship me 1

[bobby heenan]

All i have is my laptop and very small sony t.v. that i bought at a garage sale. What are you suggesting sell my laptop? get about 100-200. then when i run out of that, im done..

yeah but if you go all in and hit 10 in a row you are golden

[ChalkyDog]

Sucks, boss. Look around your house. You have access to the computer and the internet, I assume you have other luxury items.

Sell that shit...

But, if I were desperate, I'd go throw on a suit and tie, go hang out an outback or some place like that, (make sure it is a middle class establishment, most of them are close to homeless - so they have sympathy and probably believe in Karma) bother patrons going in to eat, asking for 5 bucks so you can put some gas in your car.

Don't ask for anything less, or otherwise they'll know you're a bum.

5 bucks, suit and tie... and I hope you're white or this wont work. Being clean shaven works the best...

The reason I know this... I have given money to that scam, and I have always thought that If I were hard up, I'd do that shit.

Hit a few spots in a night, I bet you pull in another hundred easily.

Whatever you do, don't say you need it to pay funeral expenses... that shit is not only played out but it pisses me off.

[Dom177]

What you need to do is get off here if you honestly think anybody will give you good sound advice

[ChalkyDog]

I can't believe a forum dedicated to degens can't give this guy a few scams that are easy to pull, and would net this boy a few bucks to feed himself in the short run.

I am losing faith in my fellow degens. If we can't scrounge up a few bucks on the fly by way of our minds to take advantage of the human element, we have failed our forefathers.

[ProfaneReality]

do you have a car? pawn it for gambling money

[KingJD31]

Very educational thread for young aspiring gamblers