Why does FlyingIllini do nothing but troll SBR

[ngates815]

Ouch

I mean he thought he was hot shit making fun of the way other people look on the forum (and opies daughter)...then a photo of him surfaces and it's just absolutely hysterical to think back of him making fun of others...

I thought the illini always doing drugs was just a schtick...but now I'm believing that it could be true...I know I would have to take my mind off things if I were him.

[flyingillini]

That's the response of a beaten "man"...And did you just call my "wife" a fat piece of shit? Yikes.

Illini, it's nothing short of hilarious of you to make fun of the way other people look and attack them...It's obvious there are no mirrors in your apartment.

I look nothing like that sorry ese...Those pics were taken 3 months out of being in a Hospital bed for a couple months... I would be upset to if I had an obese cheating whore of a wife... I am the furthest thing from a beaten man... Who beat me down? You? people on SBR? you got to be kidding me, if you really think I give 2 shits about what goes on here you are mistaken.... this means 0 to be, go worry about that pig of a wife you have and what she is putting in her body...... those twinkies and another mans shaft..

[Br0nxer]

Lmao

Gates ugly piece of shit wife cheated on him

With a black man nonetheless

What a fukkin mudshark

No wonder the kid is so miserable

Gates you laughed at anyone today whose wife passed away recently

[ngates815]

I look nothing like that sorry ese...Those pics were taken 3 months out of being in a Hospital bed for a couple months... I would be upset to if I had an obese cheating whore of a wife... I am the furthest thing from a beaten man... Who beat me down? You? people on SBR? you got to be kidding me, if you really think I give 2 shits about what goes on here you are mistaken.... this means 0 to be, go worry about that pig of a wife you have and what she is putting in her body...... those twinkies and another mans shaft..

No I haven't beaten you down...Life has beaten you down...It's obvious. You've admitted you have 3 ex wives that you couldn't satisfy, so those relationships ended...You do drugs constantly to forget about reality...and you look like you came out of the mountains of the hills have eyes.

Yes my wife is a 275 lb heffer, I encourage her to eat and I also encourage her to take as much dick from others as possible, because I know I can't satisfy her...It's weird how much you know about her...Maybe once she gets off the black dick, she'll switch things up to inbred dick and maybe you'll get a shot!...Wait not inbred, I mean taking dick from people who just got out of the hospital and look like they came from the caves in area 51.

It's a tough life Illini.

[King Mayan]

Nobody here should be talking shit about looks.. We're all ugly fukks.

[Br0nxer]

Gates is the kind of guy that would never meet anyone from here

Gates if we ever met id kick your teeth in

[flyingillini]

No I haven't beaten you down...Life has beaten you down...It's obvious. You've admitted you have 3 ex wives that you couldn't satisfy, so those relationships ended...You do drugs constantly to forget about reality...and you look like you came out of the mountains of the hills have eyes.

Yes my wife is a 275 lb heffer, I encourage her to eat and I also encourage her to take as much dick from others as possible, because I know I can't satisfy her...It's weird how much you know about her...Maybe once she gets off the black dick, she'll switch things up to inbred dick and maybe you'll get a shot!...Wait not inbred, I mean taking dick from people who just got out of the hospital and look like they came from the caves in area 51.

It's a tough life Illini.

This just shows how much you pussies on SBR that like to talk shit know... I have never been married and don't have any kids... Keep on listening to people that tell you stuff about certain people... Half of the time it's two people posting on this handle, 90% of the stuff I have posted is not true and the people that know me , know what I am about. It's forum world, guys like you seem to believe what they read and here and think everything is true... pretty sad and funny actually...

[ngates815]

Lmao

Gates ugly piece of shit wife cheated on him

With a black man nonetheless

What a fukkin mudshark

No wonder the kid is so miserable

Gates you laughed at anyone today whose wife passed away recently

lol...Bronxer the 2nd biggest wannabe on the site comes to the rescue!

And YES, it's obvious that I laugh at unfortunate circumstances, especially when brought up to people like us who make fun of people constantly, because we are gonna care!




Bronxer, you as well know, life is tough!

[Br0nxer]

Wannabe of what you dumbfukk?

[flyingillini]

lol...Bronxer the 2nd biggest wannabe on the site comes to the rescue!

And YES, it's obvious that I laugh at unfortunate circumstances, especially when brought up to people like us who make fun of people constantly, because we are gonna care!




Bronxer, you as well know, life is tough!

Coming from a guy that has a wrestler in an avatar.. when are you and others going to realize that this is SBR and 99% of what people post and say on here is probably false....Even when certain posters meet others do you really think they are going to let them into their personal lives? You are stuck in middle america and have no idea what reality probably even is...

[ngates815]

This just shows how much you pussies on SBR that like to talk shit know... I have never been married and don't have any kids... Keep on listening to people that tell you stuff about certain people... Half of the time it's two people posting on this handle, 90% of the stuff I have posted is not true and the people that know me , know what I am about. It's forum world, guys like you seem to believe what they read and here and think everything is true... pretty sad and funny actually...

Makes sense, now that we know what you look like. But then again, I only know what you've posted under your handle.

But it all makes sense now.

[ngates815]

Wannabe of what you dumbfukk?

LOL.

Exactly...

[William Walters]

This shit is getting more bizarre by the minute. Last night illini was posting about his wife of five years and three children........now the cat has never been married nor has any kids. SBR is for the crazies I guess.

[ngates815]

This shit is getting more bizarre by the minute. Last night illini was posting about his wife of five years and three children........now the cat has never been married nor has any kids. SBR is for the crazies I guess.

Life is tough!


Gotta act online, like you actually have a life!

[Br0nxer]

Life is tough!


Gotta act online, like you actually have a life!

Says one of the most pathetic posters on sbr

From what i can tell you arent really friendly with anyone here

Your whole entire existence here is based on questioning every little thing anyone posts and then doubting its true

Whats the end game?

Your life must be great. Lol

[Br0nxer]

Gateses gay witty response in 3...2...1

[flyingillini]

Life is tough!


Gotta act online, like you actually have a life!

Absolutely, it's an act...The whole thing is an act.. why would it be anything different??

[flyingillini]

This shit is getting more bizarre by the minute. Last night illini was posting about his wife of five years and three children........now the cat has never been married nor has any kids. SBR is for the crazies I guess.

Is that what was written? Wow! Need to get a hand on my posting handle and the meds!

[ngates815]

Says one of the most pathetic posters on sbr

From what i can tell you arent really friendly with anyone here

Your whole entire existence here is based on questioning every little thing anyone posts and then doubting its true

Whats the end game?

Your life must be great. Lol

Because I told you to shut the fukk up when you first got here?
Because I told Fightinwarrior to shut the fukk up.
Because I told Roxxyfish to shut the fukk up.
Because I told kerrywood to shut the fukk up?
Because I told flyingillini that we get it, we know he does drugs every day, there is no need to make every post about it?

I dislike people who act like they are bigtime when it's easy to see they are just wannabees.


Yes and I manage to do all this while at work...Monday - Friday between 6am and 7pm normally...


SO what is the end game you ask? Pass time while at work...The end game isn't to act like a tough guy and tell people I'll crack their skulls, because I'm not a wannabee.

And no bronxer, how can life be great, you tell me I'm a janitor and live in a trailer...I've even admitted that, because You know, I don't need to pretend to be bigtime online...Like some people! I'll let you tell me what I am, and I'm ok with that..ohh and not even to mention that fat whore wife I have, can't stand that thing...


lol bronxer.

[opie1988]

I look nothing like that sorry ese...Those pics were taken 3 months out of being in a Hospital bed for a couple months... I would be upset to if I had an obese cheating whore of a wife... I am the furthest thing from a beaten man... Who beat me down? You? people on SBR? you got to be kidding me, if you really think I give 2 shits about what goes on here you are mistaken.... this means 0 to be, go worry about that pig of a wife you have and what she is putting in her body...... those twinkies and another mans shaft..

So a hospital fukked your grill up like that? WOW!! What the hell kind of procedure were you getting for them to have left you so hideous? Must have been a botched face transplant.

I certainly hope you sued the piss out of them, pal.

My condolences. Yikes!!

[Br0nxer]

Fukkin loser

Anytime u want to meet kid

Ill wreck your fukkin world kid

[Br0nxer]

Gates. The biggest fukkin f. A. G. G. O. T on sbr

[ngates815]

LOL Bronxer...Settle down, Illini just told us everything on SBR is an act...He just busted out you're whole "tough guy" schtick.

So calm down, I'll just hope you don't come down to Aurora, Illinois and try and fukk my wife...Lord knows you'll have a great chance! And of course all this will happen after you come over here and Kick my teeth in, and call me a brokedikk fukk!

BOL!

[opie1988]

LOL Bronxer...Settle down, Illini just told us everything on SBR is an act...He just busted out you're whole "tough guy" schtick.

So calm down, I'll just hope you don't come down to Aurora, Illinois and try and fukk my wife...Lord knows you'll have a great chance! And of course all this will happen after you come over here and Kick my teeth in, and call me a brokedikk fukk!

BOL!

I'm big pals with both Gates & Bronxer. Both great guys, and great SBR brethren.

Bronxer- quick word to the wise.....if you truly have the opportunity to nail Gateser's chic, let's just say I STRONGLY ADVISE YOU TO TAKE IT!!

You'll thank me later.

[ngates815]

I'm big pals with both Gates & Bronxer. Both great guys, and great SBR brethren.

Bronxer- quick word to the wise.....if you truly have the opportunity to nail Gateser's chic, let's just say I STRONGLY ADVISE YOU TO TAKE IT!!

You'll thank me later.

LOL...the thought of bronxer trying to wrangle that heffer in....But I mean bronxer is definitely a big tough guy, so I'm sure it wouldn't be a problem...Unless that's all just a cute little act he puts on.

[William Walters]

So a hospital fukked your grill up like that? WOW!! What the hell kind of procedure were you getting for them to have left you so hideous? Must have been a botched face transplant.

I certainly hope you sued the piss out of them, pal.

My condolences. Yikes!!

[Trident]

Fukkin loser

Anytime u want to meet kid

Ill wreck your fukkin world kid

Welcome to Fantasy SBR Island.

[Full Time Hobo]

Man this is good SBR entertainment

[hawley]

Barush Hashem boys!

[RogueScholar]

I wasn't going to weigh in on this thread at first, but after reading a few pages, I can't help myself.

Team A: Opie and Zeta

Team B: Illini, Bronxer, Frizzelli, et. al.

Now considering there are no immaculate posters on SBR, in my opinion Team A is a million times more real than Team B. I've never heard a more consistent stream of worthless storytelling than what Team B brings to SBR. The fact that there were allegations of mental disease and child sexual abuse in response to a justified qualitative evaluation of someone as a poster is just appalling. In fact, it perfectly condenses why it's not fun to post at SBR anymore. When the Mods starting helping disgraced posters bury their shame under new handles at will, they turned the asylum over to the inmates. Even worse, Illini's been repeated the same nonsense in 20 threads per day UNDER THE SAME HANDLE, and nobody with authority has had the balls to PM the guy and say "Enough is enough; change your angle or you've gotta go."

Now not to say there aren't things about Opie and Zeta that I don't dislike, but they have my respect for keeping the story-telling to a minimum. They both love to see themselves as the topic du jour here, but they're quite creative in how they accomplish it, so it's hard to get upset over it.

Which brings me to my final point, directed at Deuce. Buddy, you hit the nail on the head about how anybody who's been on these forums for "too long" falls in a routine, colloquially known as a schtick. What I didn't like about your conclusion was that all schticks are inherently equal. Quite simply, they're not. They're a product of the mind behind them, and some are most decidedly better than others. That's why some comedians like Bob Hope and Bill Cosby are timeless and span 40+ year careers, and some comics are one and done (like the guy everybody hated at the 2010 Bash that Mr. D had to get a refund from).

Illini, Bronxer and Frizzelli are the one and done types, they don't possess sufficient synaptic response times to dynamically adjust their schtick/e-persona to the topic at hand. They want to be part of a conversation, and so they repeat the responses that once worked for them best, not realizing that people stopped laughing years ago. That's what distinguishes a good schtick from a bad one, quite simply. The ability to honestly review the quality of the response it engenders, save what's still working and abandon the rest. These guys just aren't able to do it.

Deuce, you and JJ are somewhere in between for me. Sometimes you cling to bad jokes for wayyyyyyy too long, and other times you're brilliant with new material and can come across as quite genuine in a way that Team B never could. I'm probably right there with you, the only difference being that I only post a couple times a week so it's harder for my responses to seem canned when they're so sporadic.

I could say a ton more on this subject, but I'll end this one here. I hope Illini forgives me for this candid criticism; he's always been very sweet in our correspondence, but he deserves the truth from me, and the truth is that his posting is so bad now he's been on my Ignore list for months. Bronxer and Frizzelli are soon to join him after this latest disgusting show from them.

[TrailerParkBoy]

Speaking of troll...^^^^^ there's someone who'll troll his tongue across your ass.

[RyanLeafOfBets]

I don't know about you guys, but...

[statnerds]

can't you 2 get a room and clear this sexual tension from SBR?

[RogueScholar]

Speaking of troll...^^^^^ there's someone who'll troll his tongue across your ass.

Says the guy whose only response to a thoughtful post remains a poorly constructed and insulting sentence. Next.

[opie1988]

I wasn't going to weigh in on this thread at first, but after reading a few pages, I can't help myself.

Team A: Opie and Zeta

Team B: Illini, Bronxer, Frizzelli, et. al.

Now considering there are no immaculate posters on SBR, in my opinion Team A is a million times more real than Team B. I've never heard a more consistent stream of worthless storytelling than what Team B brings to SBR. The fact that there were allegations of mental disease and child sexual abuse in response to a justified qualitative evaluation of someone as a poster is just appalling. In fact, it perfectly condenses why it's not fun to post at SBR anymore. When the Mods starting helping disgraced posters bury their shame under new handles at will, they turned the asylum over to the inmates. Even worse, Illini's been repeated the same nonsense in 20 threads per day UNDER THE SAME HANDLE, and nobody with authority has had the balls to PM the guy and say "Enough is enough; change your angle or you've gotta go."

Now not to say there aren't things about Opie and Zeta that I don't dislike, but they have my respect for keeping the story-telling to a minimum. They both love to see themselves as the topic du jour here, but they're quite creative in how they accomplish it, so it's hard to get upset over it.

Which brings me to my final point, directed at Deuce. Buddy, you hit the nail on the head about how anybody who's been on these forums for "too long" falls in a routine, colloquially known as a schtick. What I didn't like about your conclusion was that all schticks are inherently equal. Quite simply, they're not. They're a product of the mind behind them, and some are most decidedly better than others. That's why some comedians like Bob Hope and Bill Cosby are timeless and span 40+ year careers, and some comics are one and done (like the guy everybody hated at the 2010 Bash that Mr. D had to get a refund from).

Illini, Bronxer and Frizzelli are the one and done types, they don't possess sufficient synaptic response times to dynamically adjust their schtick/e-persona to the topic at hand. They want to be part of a conversation, and so they repeat the responses that once worked for them best, not realizing that people stopped laughing years ago. That's what distinguishes a good schtick from a bad one, quite simply. The ability to honestly review the quality of the response it engenders, save what's still working and abandon the rest. These guys just aren't able to do it.

Deuce, you and JJ are somewhere in between for me. Sometimes you cling to bad jokes for wayyyyyyy too long, and other times you're brilliant with new material and can come across as quite genuine in a way that Team B never could. I'm probably right there with you, the only difference being that I only post a couple times a week so it's harder for my responses to seem canned when they're so sporadic.

I could say a ton more on this subject, but I'll end this one here. I hope Illini forgives me for this candid criticism; he's always been very sweet in our correspondence, but he deserves the truth from me, and the truth is that his posting is so bad now he's been on my Ignore list for months. Bronxer and Frizzelli are soon to join him after this latest disgusting show from them.

RS is as talented of a wordsmith as I've ever seen.

His posts are dazzlingly and sometimes obscurely erudite yet with a clear and coherent argument that challenges our current commonsense views about communication.

Nice work, pal.