Almost spindled a guy in the steam room today

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  • yisman
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-01-08
    • 75682

    #106
    This is a pretty disturbing thread.
    [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
    [/quote]

    [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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    • mathdotcom
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 03-24-08
      • 11689

      #107
      Jonah I sense a lot of anger in your posts

      You sound like a scared Cub who needs a strong Bear to protect him

      Jonah you should try rubbing bark oil on your forehead and neck and walking around downtown on a Saturday night. Every Bear can smell bark oil from a mile away and you will be getting spindled in no time, and likely jellywatched by several others. If you are lucky and get a real Bear you may even be lucky enough to get belly noggled. And if your stars really align, you can sandwich between two Bears and enjoy what is called a Bear Compression Sandwich.

      - mathy
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      • wtf
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 08-22-08
        • 12983

        #108
        mathy is in a posting "zone" now

        let the greatness flow from those fingers
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        • mathdotcom
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 03-24-08
          • 11689

          #109
          wtf

          are you still selling black market chewing tobacco?

          pm me if yes
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          • jjgold
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 07-20-05
            • 388179

            #110
            If you guys are horny just light up the flame, douse the wood with some TD-4 jelly, lick your tongue a few times while waving your prey to come over and get some Liquor, show him a twizzler and show him how the grooves work and explain the pain in the cork is ok because it validates him as new generation Ice Cube, when your done throw him the cubes, cool down the wood and make sure you have 4 wooden corks just in case the tomato leaks. You guys are sick mother fukkers. Fuk me I am going to bed and laying it in the bed hole and falling asleep and waking up to a nice compressed sexual reaction while we wack the plastic and make love to the magazine. The fur is your friend, the cork is your enemy.
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            • wtf
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 08-22-08
              • 12983

              #111
              omg, jj with another classic post

              this thread is full of WIN
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              • Deuce
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 01-12-08
                • 29843

                #112
                Originally posted by jjgold
                If you guys are horny just light up the flame, douse the wood with some TD-4 jelly, lick your tongue a few times while waving your prey to come over and get some Liquor, show him a twizzler and show him how the grooves work and explain the pain in the cork is ok because it validates him as new generation Ice Cube, when your done throw him the cubes, cool down the wood and make sure you have 4 wooden corks just in case the tomato leaks. You guys are sick mother fukkers. Fuk me I am going to bed and laying it in the bed hole and falling asleep and waking up to a nice compressed sexual reaction while we wack the plastic and make love to the magazine. The fur is your friend, the cork is your enemy.
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                • Jonah
                  SBR MVP
                  • 10-21-09
                  • 4042

                  #113
                  How do you know I'm not a bear?

                  And with all the new moves talked about here, it is nice to see WTF's on his knees for Math.
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                  • wtf
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 08-22-08
                    • 12983

                    #114
                    oh johah, you have such a big brain, your so enlightened, why are you here in the mud with us gambling degens

                    it is ok that your gay, it is a new Millennium, your parents wont mind that you enjoy sucking other mens cocks in bathroom stalls
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                    • MEATHEAD
                      SBR Sharp
                      • 08-16-10
                      • 309

                      #115
                      We don't have this sort of shit in South Dakota.
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                      • Jonah
                        SBR MVP
                        • 10-21-09
                        • 4042

                        #116
                        You don't let another man get raped in the Steam Room. Simple as that.
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                        • BAUS
                          SBR MVP
                          • 08-10-05
                          • 2191

                          #117
                          Originally posted by jjgold
                          The fur is your friend, the cork is your enemy.
                          HAHAHAHA!! Another classic!!

                          BAUS
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                          • MovingUnits513
                            SBR High Roller
                            • 09-27-10
                            • 118

                            #118
                            wtf??? I usually go in the steam room to shave and smoke and everybody gets mad and leaves when I tell them f off.

                            whole damn room to myself
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                            • KingKolzig
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 02-02-10
                              • 5550

                              #119
                              Originally posted by Jonah
                              Things that upset me: indifference to your fellow Man, lack of talent/ creativity and crude/vulgar passing off as humor.
                              i think u r jealous of mathdotcom........his material is very funny, plus he gets jj going which is huge. if you dont like this thread jonah then leave it for good ahole
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                              • KingKolzig
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 02-02-10
                                • 5550

                                #120
                                Alpha-Bear (also a father of 5)

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                                • KingKolzig
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 02-02-10
                                  • 5550

                                  #121
                                  Soon to be spindled

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                                  • KingKolzig
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 02-02-10
                                    • 5550

                                    #122
                                    Jellywatcher

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                                    • KingKolzig
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 02-02-10
                                      • 5550

                                      #123
                                      Jellywatchers (straight/frat guys)

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                                      • KingKolzig
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 02-02-10
                                        • 5550

                                        #124
                                        Vamp (extremely dangerous, he is NOT a jellywatcher)

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                                        • SCRAGGS
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 05-21-09
                                          • 1969

                                          #125
                                          Originally posted by mathdotcom
                                          spindling
                                          jellywatching
                                          bellynoggling
                                          toweling
                                          arrow blading

                                          mathy or jj do you know what docking is?
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                                          • Deuce
                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                            • 01-12-08
                                            • 29843

                                            #126
                                            Originally posted by SCRAGGS
                                            mathy or jj do you know what docking is?
                                            jj is a Jew he doesn't have the extra skin pal.

                                            Those sick fukks would love docking though I am sure.
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                                            • SCRAGGS
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 05-21-09
                                              • 1969

                                              #127
                                              jj could be docked, only need one ant eater right?
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                                              • BatemanPatrickl
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 06-21-07
                                                • 18772

                                                #128
                                                Space docking?
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                                                • frizzelli
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 08-06-10
                                                  • 8916

                                                  #129
                                                  Originally posted by KingKolzig
                                                  i think u r jealous of mathdotcom........his material is very funny, plus he gets jj going which is huge. if you dont like this thread jonah then leave it for good ahole
                                                  Hey QueenKolzig would you please start paying your debts back now please and thanks.
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                                                  • KingKolzig
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 02-02-10
                                                    • 5550

                                                    #130
                                                    Originally posted by frizzelli
                                                    Hey QueenKolzig would you please start paying your debts back now please and thanks.
                                                    0 pts frizelli? where r the 1500
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                                                    • frizzelli
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 08-06-10
                                                      • 8916

                                                      #131
                                                      Originally posted by KingKolzig
                                                      0 pts frizelli? where r the 1500
                                                      I know its hard to get a loan nowadays when you got scumbags stealing from other posters and stiffing for pennies. Lowlife scum they are wouldnt you agree????
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                                                      • mathdotcom
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 03-24-08
                                                        • 11689

                                                        #132
                                                        Originally posted by KingKolzig
                                                        Alpha-Bear (also a father of 5)

                                                        Wow this really looks like Fishhead
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                                                        • camel
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 02-26-09
                                                          • 1711

                                                          #133
                                                          nothing suss.
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                                                          • KingKolzig
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 02-02-10
                                                            • 5550

                                                            #134
                                                            Originally posted by mathdotcom
                                                            Wow this really looks like Fishhead
                                                            it can be if you want it enough
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                                                            • mathdotcom
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 03-24-08
                                                              • 11689

                                                              #135
                                                              Since I started this thread, I left that old gym and joined the Mayfair Club in Toronto. I mostly go there to stake out divorced cougars that have cash but want some action. Sometimes lift a few 5lb weights and do a lot of stretching. No issues in steam room.

                                                              Thanks guys
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                                                              • flyingillini
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 12-06-06
                                                                • 41219

                                                                #136
                                                                I saw severe BDSM scene last night in the dungeon in room #3 at the Power Exchange. 5 guys were being spindled and 7 girls were being dumped on. There were whips, handcuffs, chains and anything else you could imagine. It was an intense night last night.
                                                                המוסד‎
                                                                המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                                                                • ronald
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 10-31-05
                                                                  • 4918

                                                                  #137
                                                                  Engaged in some world class bellynoggling last night and remembered this old thread.

                                                                  Tired today men. Tired and sore.
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                                                                  • Bostongambler
                                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                    • 02-01-08
                                                                    • 35581

                                                                    #138
                                                                    I bet you ate ron- ah-ld
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