Almost spindled a guy in the steam room today

**mathdotcom** · 04-30-10, 12:38 PM

Will be making a video demonstration of what happened and general steam room etiquette etc.

Look for it in a week or so

**OmgUrMom** · 04-30-10, 12:41 PM

**OmgUrMom** · 04-30-10, 12:42 PM

Originally posted by mrmarket

What do you think sailors do on your boat after a long time at sea?

not have sex with each other?

**stealthyburrito** · 04-30-10, 12:45 PM

Originally posted by OmgUrMom

not have sex with each other?

just don't forget to pack the porn.

**Marginalis** · 04-30-10, 12:59 PM

This.

Originally posted by Dad

Yeah, not cool when somebody gets penetrated unwillingly.

**mathdotcom** · 04-30-10, 01:19 PM

Some of you guys are very uptight and clearly uncomfortable with your sexuality.

I bet 8/10 guys unhappy with thread actually jerked off to the story and are mad because this turns them on.

**joeybagadonuts** · 04-30-10, 02:21 PM

Originally posted by JUST A MAN

This is some sick shit.

The guy was raped.

Isn't that how you do in it in Detroit, NAP?

**whatsgood5** · 04-30-10, 03:38 PM

hmmm interesting story...

**jjgold** · 04-30-10, 03:42 PM

I love sex post stories from posters

it's fukkin sick shit

**Dad** · 04-30-10, 07:16 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

I love sex post stories from posters

it's fukkin sick shit

But he didn't have sex. He chickened out.

**Spanks** · 05-02-10, 10:42 AM

Originally posted by Dad

But he didn't have sex. He chickened out.

sure he did...jerking off in a mens steam room and holding a dude down while his boyfriend analed him...Math is a fn homo...

**Spanks** · 05-05-10, 12:58 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

I love sex post stories from posters

it's fukkin sick shit

did you ever get to finish banging your aunt?

**OmgUrMom** · 07-31-10, 02:18 AM

**mathdotcom** · 07-31-10, 03:06 PM

I'd say this is my favorite thread but I have so many other good ones too

**FrozenMAN** · 07-31-10, 03:23 PM

Lolololololol

**Spanks** · 08-10-10, 10:32 PM

yeah raping a guy in the steamroom...class act...

**wtf** · 08-11-10, 12:48 AM

love the way mathy strategically adds fuel to the fire

**mathdotcom** · 10-02-10, 03:20 PM

jjgold i tried unsuccessfully to spindle a guy today

My buddies and I kind of chased this guy around but he was pretty quick and evasive despite the size of the room. Kind of like if you get a bird or black guy in your house, they're a bitch to catch. I got ahold of him at one point but the steam made him slippery and he got away. The other guys in the room just watched and didn't do anything, they just wanted to freeride on our efforts to try and get in some free jellywatching. Hate guys like that.

Coach can you describe or make a video showing how to make sure when you go after a guy in the steam room he has no way out?

- mathy

**jjgold** · 10-02-10, 04:17 PM

First off how did he get away??? It is almost impossible to lose a guy in the steam room

Your first mistake is not telling manager on the outside to LOCK the door.

Now if you used wet towels to wheel in your prey it would of been easy, arrow blading a guy is similar, when the towel is wet you got to spin it around so it is straight as a fukkin arrow so now you can lassel him in up against you.

You spin the towel around with two hands rotoating your wrists so the towel is real tight and then you go chase your cub or bear with towel. Once you wrap it around him from behind you have all the leverage and the towel is what you use to pump and pound. It is simple but you might need some practice, with the wet towel and him caught your ion control and can put him over a fukkin bench and wrap him up like a fukkin french cruller and do your thing. So many thing are possible as long as you have him lasseled.

Be quick, be verbal and be ready to play.

**Dirty Sanchez** · 10-02-10, 04:21 PM

**brxbmbers42** · 10-02-10, 04:33 PM

Originally posted by Dirty Sanchez

**mathdotcom** · 10-02-10, 04:37 PM

Coach what is the difference between a cub and a bear?

**BAUS** · 10-02-10, 04:38 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

you spin the towel around with two hands rotoating your wrists so the towel is real tight and then you go chase your cub or bear with towel. Once you wrap it around him from behind you have all the leverage and the towel is what you use to pump and pound.

hahahahaha!!!!!

Baus

**RonPaul2008** · 10-02-10, 04:41 PM

Why do you guys think its cool to pretend like you're gay? (not to mention rapists)

All you are doing is making asses (no pun intended) out of yourself.

**Deuce** · 10-02-10, 04:42 PM

Jelly watchers.

**Trojan** · 10-02-10, 04:49 PM

Originally posted by RonPaul2008

Why do you guys think its cool to pretend like you're gay? (not to mention rapists)

All you are doing is making asses (no pun intended) out of yourself.

Lighten up pal. Maybe you have some issues you are trying to suppress?

**Dirty Sanchez** · 10-02-10, 04:49 PM

Originally posted by RonPaul2008

Why do you guys think its cool to pretend like you're gay? (not to mention rapists)

All you are doing is making asses (no pun intended) out of yourself.

Because they think being polesmokers is cool

**Swinging Johnson** · 10-02-10, 04:57 PM

Originally posted by RonPaul2008

Why do you guys think its cool to pretend like you're gay? (not to mention rapists)

All you are doing is making asses (no pun intended) out of yourself.

We're not here to make asses...we're here to find ways to pound asses. And we're not gay, it's like wrestling to us. Only we take the submission aspect a little further than most.

**OmgUrMom** · 10-02-10, 04:59 PM

**SlickFazzer** · 10-02-10, 05:01 PM

i dont believe jj is a homasexual. he may have tried things in the past to experiment only.

**KingKolzig** · 10-02-10, 05:02 PM

its not gay unless u fall in love

**Deuce** · 10-02-10, 05:05 PM

Belly noggles

**Manaconda** · 10-02-10, 05:17 PM

jesus christ, this thread really scared me

**mathdotcom** · 10-02-10, 05:23 PM

spindling
jellywatching
bellynoggling
toweling
arrow blading

**ronald** · 10-02-10, 06:00 PM

Originally posted by RonPaul2008

Why do you guys think its cool to pretend like you're gay? (not to mention rapists)

All you are doing is making asses (no pun intended) out of yourself.

Come on, Prefontaine.