1. 11-21-13 02:26 AM #36
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  2. 11-21-13 07:18 AM #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    My grandma is in her 90's, she only has a couple of friends but I don't like old woman. I'm thinking maybe online dating might be the answer.
    No offense, but I'm thinking ya prolly stand a better chance with granny's friends... cuz you have to post a pic w/online dating and most chicks will recognize your Michael Buble' glossy with your profile.

    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    The only thing is I don't want to date, I want to skip that part and combine our wealth.
    Ah, I'm seeing the REAL motivation here. You're just trying to "pull a Brock Landers" and fund your Pinny account.

    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I saw an ad for PlentyofFish, I might make a profile there.
    DON'T do that. The women on there are wanton, depraved slu... er, I mean, most of 'em on that site are just filthy, dirty whor... (how can I delicately put this to Weeder )... Weeder, most women on that site are Mary Magdalene-like without the religious virtues other than yelling out "OH GOD!" while flat on their back.
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  3. 11-21-13 07:22 AM #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    Family reunion
    nice one pal
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  4. 11-21-13 07:33 AM #39
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  5. 11-21-13 07:41 AM #40
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  6. 11-21-13 07:50 AM #41
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    Don't get married. You want some nag giving you shit evereytime you lose?? Some bitch that eggs you on til you hit her then SHE plays the victim???
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  7. 11-21-13 09:43 AM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Best places?
    facebook.

    or maybe take some yoga classes
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  8. 11-21-13 09:43 AM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by KiDBaZkiT View Post
    Don't get married. You want some nag giving you shit evereytime you lose?? Some bitch that eggs you on til you hit her then SHE plays the victim???
    wtf
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  9. 11-21-13 09:50 AM #44
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    Seaweed, you should have have no trouble at all finding a bride down at your local soup kitchen.
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  10. 11-21-13 10:18 AM #45
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  11. 11-21-13 01:53 PM #46
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    Saer my sister says maybe long as your not a serial ax murderer
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  12. 11-21-13 02:35 PM #47
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    Thanks for advice. So far still single
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  13. 11-21-13 06:02 PM #48
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  14. 11-21-13 06:08 PM #49
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    Seaweed do you ever go to bingo with grandma? I heard panties just fall to the floor when a young buck steps into a Bingo hall.
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  15. 11-21-13 07:48 PM #50
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    Saee I have feeling your background isn't clean saer
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  16. 11-21-13 09:18 PM #51
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  17. 11-21-13 09:19 PM #52
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    Seaweed was definitely the favorite when I read the thread title and asked myself who had started it.

    Bottomdad didn't offer you a ring weeder?
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  19. 12-02-13 10:41 AM #54
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    Seaweed do you ever go to bingo with grandma? I heard panties just fall to the floor when a young buck steps into a Bingo hall.
    Yeah but you still have to charm their depends off
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