Where Can I Meet A Woman To Marry Me?

[GUMMO77]

McDonalds's

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

My grandma is in her 90's, she only has a couple of friends but I don't like old woman. I'm thinking maybe online dating might be the answer.

No offense, but I'm thinking ya prolly stand a better chance with granny's friends... cuz you have to post a pic w/online dating and most chicks will recognize your Michael Buble' glossy with your profile.

The only thing is I don't want to date, I want to skip that part and combine our wealth.

Ah, I'm seeing the REAL motivation here. You're just trying to "pull a Brock Landers" and fund your Pinny account.

I saw an ad for PlentyofFish, I might make a profile there.

DON'T do that. The women on there are wanton, depraved slu... er, I mean, most of 'em on that site are just filthy, dirty whor... (how can I delicately put this to Weeder )... Weeder, most women on that site are Mary Magdalene-like without the religious virtues other than yelling out "OH GOD!" while flat on their back.

[oldscho0led]

Family reunion

nice one pal

[JohnnyD4916]

Farmers only dot com

[Smoke]

Saer what a lucky gal when you find the one saer

[KiDBaZkiT]

Don't get married. You want some nag giving you shit evereytime you lose?? Some bitch that eggs you on til you hit her then SHE plays the victim???

[Big Bear]

Best places?

facebook.

or maybe take some yoga classes

[Big Bear]

Don't get married. You want some nag giving you shit evereytime you lose?? Some bitch that eggs you on til you hit her then SHE plays the victim???

wtf

[Kermit]

Seaweed, you should have have no trouble at all finding a bride down at your local soup kitchen.

[SharkAA]

Taco Bell
Jacksonville Jaguars games
russianbrides dot com

[Smoke]

Saer my sister says maybe long as your not a serial ax murderer

[Seaweed]

Thanks for advice. So far still single

[I/O]

http://www.spencersonline.com/product/big-girl-doll/

[Kermit]

Seaweed do you ever go to bingo with grandma? I heard panties just fall to the floor when a young buck steps into a Bingo hall.

[Smoke]

Saer most women do background checks these days

Saee I have feeling your background isn't clean saer

[gauchojake]

Drink the glass of champagne bottom dad gave you


there's a surprise at the bottom


(he's hoping you say yes)

[tto827]

Seaweed was definitely the favorite when I read the thread title and asked myself who had started it.

Bottomdad didn't offer you a ring weeder?

[I/O]

[Let's Go Rangers]

Seaweed do you ever go to bingo with grandma? I heard panties just fall to the floor when a young buck steps into a Bingo hall.

Yeah but you still have to charm their depends off