Originally posted by Optional
Canada Tries Clever Counter-Terrorism Strategy Of Giving Terrorists Everything They Want
"Canada joined with Portugal, Australia, and the UK in recognizing the Palestinian state
so that terrorists will leave them alone."
Sep 22, 2025
OTTAWA, CANADA — In response to growing threats, Canada is pushing back against the Palestinian terror networks
by employing a clever counter-terrorism strategy of giving terrorists whatever they want.
"You want us to recognize the state of Palestine? You got it!" Prime Minister Mark Carney said in a statement.
"Our bold plan to capitulate to Hamas will certainly bring about lasting world peace at any moment."
Carney's statement continued, "We have long supported a two-state solution for lasting peace,
even though the Palestinians clearly don't want that.
It seems to me that if we just pretend there is no Israel and that Palestine is the greatest country in the world,
the problem will just fix itself."
Canada's Minister of Foreign Affairs, Anita Anand, echoed Carney's sentiment.
"We'll give you whatever you want! Please don't blow us up!" she said.
Canada joined with Portugal, Australia, and the UK in recognizing the Palestinian state so that terrorists
will leave them alone.
"With this act, I hereby save the UK," said English Prime Minister Keir Starmer.
At publishing time, the Canadian parliament had signed a resolution to send all its maple syrup to Gaza.
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Lovely to see Optional's raving about the newfound glorious independent leadership spearheaded by Australia, Canada,
Portugal and the UK.
They are ridding the world of erronious, spurious leadership of Trump Trump Trump MAGA MAGA MAGA
Of course, your narcissistic personality disorder won't allow you to recognize the fact
that this was meant to be sarcasm.
My gawd man...Reading is fundamental. This coming from the same confused mind the uses y'all and whilst.
Don't overlook the maple syrup.
Optimal's festering hatred of all things Trumpian America and MAGA were exposed and released.
Well done Babylon Bee.


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