Post some Retro HAIRBAND BALLADS that aren’t half bad

**boscokid** · 06-29-22, 05:06 AM

Scorpions pre-date hairbands by almost 20 years. Shame on you for mentioning them in the same post as Warrant and Winger

Be better Willy

**guitarjosh** · 06-29-22, 05:12 AM

**dlowilly** · 06-29-22, 05:18 AM

Originally posted by boscokid

Scorpions pre-date hairbands by almost 20 years. Shame on you for mentioning them in the same post as Warrant and Winger

Be better Willy

That definitely occurred to me, but these pics are undeniable...

**JAKEPEAVY21** · 06-29-22, 07:22 AM

**stevenash** · 06-29-22, 07:29 AM

This is my favorite hair band song.
Absolute favorite.

Bon Jovi is second favorite,
I'm an original Jersey boy in Ct. now
Here's a gem, two Jersey boys banging it out.
You guys will love this.

**koz-man** · 06-29-22, 09:53 AM

just saw the doc on reels about them...

**Optional** · 06-29-22, 10:01 AM

**Auto Donk** · 06-29-22, 12:45 PM

not a hair band...... not a ballad......

but it will kick your bitch's ass when you pound her to it...... like an animal.....

you can hear a hot bitch in the crowd yelp out when the song starts, obviously, she'd experienced it first hand.......

**pologq** · 06-29-22, 02:03 PM

feel free to dance along

**stevenash** · 06-29-22, 02:07 PM

Originally posted by pologq

feel free to dance along

I say this with all due respect, we watch it for the babe, but...

Worst...Song...Ever...

**pologq** · 06-29-22, 02:16 PM

you mean this doesn't deserve a grammy?

Well, swingin' on the front porch
Swingin' on the lawn
Swingin' where we want
'Cause there ain't nobody home
Swingin' to the left
Swingin' to the right
I'm thinkin' about baseball
I'll swing all night, yeah
Yeah, yeah

**stevenash** · 06-29-22, 02:19 PM

Originally posted by Optional

I said this as a kid 25 years ago, and I still say it.
Sweet was a very good band, and vastly underrated.

If one didn't rock out to this one back in the day, one is lying.
The rowdy intro, the echo chamber effect, Sweet was the real deal.
This tune sold like, I don't know, a gazillion records.

And who didn't rock out to Bar Room Blitz?

Shout out Opti, thanks for the Sweet reference, one of the forgotten glam bands.

p.s. don't you love these music threads, they can drift off topic and nobody would mind one bit.

**stevenash** · 06-29-22, 02:24 PM

Originally posted by pologq

you mean this doesn't deserve a grammy?

Well, swingin' on the front porch
Swingin' on the lawn
Swingin' where we want
'Cause there ain't nobody home
Swingin' to the left
Swingin' to the right
I'm thinkin' about baseball
I'll swing all night, yeah
Yeah, yeah

Well, if Milli-Vanilli won a Grammy, give Warrant two statues.

Not for nothing, that babe was steaming hot.
I read someplace she was a beauty contest winner.
Why do I believe this?

**Auto Donk** · 06-29-22, 02:52 PM

Originally posted by stevenash

I say this with all due respect, we watch it for the babe, but...

Worst...Song...Ever...

that stupid big-mouthed -- literally -- mother fukker is almost single-handedly responsible for the death of rock n roll..... between that idiotic no-talent fukstick and half a dozen other similar late 80's mother fukkers, they brought the world the end of rock and ushered in the grunge movement.....

one item on my bucket list that I haven't achieved is putting my fist in his oversized pie hole.......

**Lex_icon** · 06-29-22, 03:00 PM

**Lex_icon** · 06-29-22, 03:11 PM

**stevenash** · 06-29-22, 03:11 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

that stupid big-mouthed -- literally -- mother fukker is almost single-handedly responsible for the death of rock n roll..... between that idiotic no-talent fukstick and half a dozen other similar late 80's mother fukkers, they brought the world the end of rock and ushered in the grunge movement.....

one item on my bucket list that I haven't achieved is putting my fist in his oversized pie hole.......

You talking about what's his name, John Lane, Jani Lane, whatever?

**Auto Donk** · 06-29-22, 03:13 PM

Originally posted by stevenash

You talking about what's his name, John Lane, Jani Lane, whatever?

have no clue what this fuktard's name is.... probably why I haven't found him yet to punch him in his huge f'n mouth as of this date:

**Lex_icon** · 06-29-22, 04:02 PM

Originally posted by koz-man

just saw the doc on reels about them...

I watched them live back in 1996. It was one of the most remarkable shows that I've watched in my whole life. They've been literally kick out of the stage. In the first song someone hit Sebastian's face with a bag of cookies, later a full schoolbag, a whole stadium seemed like a funeral. Maybe it is the first cancelation event that I've seen in my life. Just angry people making sure to show their disgust for the band. Autodonk would love it.

**Lex_icon** · 06-29-22, 04:08 PM

**Lex_icon** · 06-29-22, 04:13 PM

Lol

**Auto Donk** · 06-29-22, 04:18 PM

Originally posted by Lex_icon

I watched them live back in 1996. It was one of the most remarkable shows that I've watched in my whole life. They've been literally kick out of the stage. In the first song someone hit Sebastian's face with a bag of cookies, later a full schoolbag, a whole stadium seemed like a funeral. Maybe it is the first cancelation event that I've seen in my life. Just angry people making sure to show their disgust for the band. Autodonk would love it.

damn...... when you first said "remarkable", I thought you were goin' to say how great those losers were.... thank God, Lex, I still have faith in you.... I would love to see the video on that!!!!!!!

**Auto Donk** · 06-29-22, 04:23 PM

well, fukk.... I guess I need to amend my bucket list.......

12 Years Ago: Warrant Singer Jani Lane Dies

https://loudwire.com/warrant-jani-lane-death-anniversary/

On Aug. 11, 2011, Warrant frontman Jani Lane was found dead in a hotel in Woodland Hills, California.

from "punch fukkface lead singer of warrant in the mouth" to "shit on fukkface lead singer of warrant's grave for killing rock n roll"

article above on his death starts off with some shit about his "fade into oblivion".... if there was any justice in this world, or common sense, this fuktard never would have been out of oblivion in the first place......

hands down the sorriest of all the fukkin' hair bands that killed rock....

**Auto Donk** · 06-29-22, 04:26 PM

any word on who discovered "warrant" and made those fukks famous for fifteen minutes? I may add punching that mother fukker in the mouth to my bucket list.......

**Auto Donk** · 06-29-22, 04:29 PM

in hindsight, that fukstick from warrant was rivaled only by one other band, so bad mike judge let those assholes have it by emblazoning their name on the lamest cartoon character ever:

**Auto Donk** · 06-29-22, 04:33 PM

these homos all died of aids, right?

**slayer14** · 06-29-22, 04:37 PM

**slayer14** · 06-29-22, 04:46 PM

**stevenash** · 06-29-22, 04:59 PM

Is Kiss a hair band?
I always thought of them as glam rock.
I guess you can call them a hair band too.

**theboss4018** · 06-29-22, 04:59 PM

https://youtu.be/qjuEXKwnkLE

**stevenash** · 06-29-22, 05:00 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

these homos all died of aids, right?

You are classic when you're angry.

**theboss4018** · 06-29-22, 05:02 PM

Skidrow I Remember You

https://youtu.be/qjuEXKwnkLE

**Optional** · 06-29-22, 05:03 PM

Originally posted by stevenash

And who didn't rock out to Bar Room Blitz?

The man at the back said everyone attack!

**stevenash** · 06-29-22, 05:12 PM

Originally posted by Optional

The man at the back said everyone attack!

Yeah.
That was Brian Connelly, he never met a substance he didn't abuse.
I think substance abuse killed him.
Shame, Connelly was huge.

The whole band has passed away except for Andy Scott, who's an incredible bass player.
I can't give enough props to Sweet, legendary glam rock/punk band.