If The Dodgers/Braves Game Goes Over I Will Buy a Black Dildo

**mjsuax13** · 10-16-20, 02:28 PM

Originally posted by Seaweed

Not used but it’s not easy to sell

Is it in your ass currently?

**Allure** · 10-16-20, 02:28 PM

Originally posted by Seaweed

Not used but it’s not easy to sell

You will sell it in a heartbeat here on SBR in used condition. You are "sitting" on a gold mine.

**gauchojake** · 10-16-20, 02:30 PM

**TheMetsSuck** · 10-16-20, 02:34 PM

have you tried seeing how much of it you could swallow yet?

**SamsNCharge99** · 10-16-20, 02:37 PM

Originally posted by SamsNCharge99

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i notice you went with the black dikk compared to the white one

was there a thought process, or just grab and go

**Bostongambler** · 10-16-20, 02:38 PM

That was his call out. “A Black Dick”

**beefcake** · 10-16-20, 02:40 PM

Hey seaweed manned up! Props to you sir💪

**Bostongambler** · 10-16-20, 02:42 PM

Yes I as well give him props for posting it.

**KnuckleHeadz** · 10-16-20, 02:42 PM

Originally posted by Bostongambler

Just throw it out man. You want people coming to your house to barter on a price?

I’m sure Stevepedo will take it off your hands and he will probably service you as well.

My thoughts exactly as I mentioned it a few post back. Him and vittered would slap box each other over it used...

**KnuckleHeadz** · 10-16-20, 02:43 PM

Did you pay extra for the following and why these options?

.Strap-on compatible
.Powerful Suction Base

**stevek173** · 10-16-20, 02:52 PM

Well, he came through.

**ELNATURAL** · 10-16-20, 02:53 PM

King c0ck

“The Real deal”

**pologq** · 10-16-20, 02:54 PM

i respect seaweed for posting it. props.

**pologq** · 10-16-20, 02:54 PM

Originally posted by KnuckleHeadz

Did you pay extra for the following and why these options?

.Strap-on compatible
.Powerful Suction Base

**KVB** · 10-16-20, 02:58 PM

LMAO Weeder.

LMAO.

**johnnyvegas13** · 10-16-20, 03:32 PM

Wow he actually did it

**BeatTheJerk** · 10-16-20, 03:34 PM

Odds that he had it all along -250/+210 yes/no ?

**Al Masters** · 10-16-20, 03:44 PM

Did it come with batteries?

**Seaweed** · 10-16-20, 03:47 PM

Originally posted by Al Masters

Did it come with batteries?

I wouldn’t know

**Al Masters** · 10-16-20, 03:49 PM

Originally posted by Seaweed

I wouldn’t know

Are you going to use it?

**pablo222** · 10-16-20, 03:54 PM

Nice Weed.
Did you save the receipt?
If so, return to the store.

**ELNATURAL** · 10-16-20, 04:06 PM

It’s a dildo

Not a vibrator

**KnuckleHeadz** · 10-16-20, 04:09 PM

FunnyB might post you up in a hotel room and massage you for it

**BeatTheJerk** · 10-16-20, 04:10 PM

Originally posted by ELNATURAL

It’s a dildo

Not a vibrator

Says the expert.

**Bostongambler** · 10-16-20, 04:13 PM

Originally posted by Al Masters

Are you going to use it?

He already has.

**QuangX** · 10-16-20, 04:16 PM

Originally posted by Seaweed

I will post the proof because I am a man of my word

Hopefully when i post the picture I can be respected

Man of your word!!!

**JMobile** · 10-16-20, 04:38 PM

Originally posted by Seaweed

Somebody embed. Now show me some respect. Time to sell this stupid thing.

https://ibb.co/6nzD7t1

I think you already planned on using it lol

**ELNATURAL** · 10-16-20, 06:04 PM

Jerky

Someone asked if it had batteries but this is a dildo not a vibrator

**MisterSack** · 10-16-20, 06:33 PM

seawood

**BeatTheJerk** · 10-16-20, 07:14 PM

Originally posted by ELNATURAL

Jerky

Someone asked if it had batteries but this is a dildo not a vibrator

I know pal, someone overlooked that simple fact, but I thought it was gay as f u c k for you to correct him.

**deltgen** · 10-16-20, 08:28 PM

Never have I gotten more laughs from a single thread than this one while reading all the responses. I had a tough day today, so--thanks very much Seaweed.

**ELNATURAL** · 10-16-20, 09:22 PM

Jerky

Don’t be so upset

**BeatTheJerk** · 10-16-20, 09:31 PM

Originally posted by ELNATURAL

Jerky

Don’t be so upset

Alright sorry all good here.

**MickeyMan** · 10-16-20, 09:42 PM

Always tough to sell a used dildo that’s been in a male’s asshole. Have to be a real sicko to want that. Ronald check in pal.

**BrickJames** · 10-17-20, 12:11 AM

Just the fact that a "Big black dildo" is what comes to mind when guaranting a bet is the first thing that pops into you head gives us a very good view of your psyche as a gambler.

You are very self sabotaging, and obviously extremely in to black dicks.

The fact that the dildo needed to be black is very telling.

You are probably one of these guys who secretly wishes a gang of black dudes would break into his house and gangbang his girl.

Lol jeez dude.