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  • Tanko
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 09-19-09
    • 5143

    #1
    Jury Summons - rats in lab test
    Just received a jury summons for June. I live in a large city in Texas.

    The way it works in my county is they bring in ~700-800 people into a large room where you are seated shoulder to shoulder with the spaces between each row of chairs similar to what you would see on an airplane. There is usually not enough seats so some have to stand along the wall. We sit/stand there for for ~2-3 hours as they divvy us up into juror pools for the various courts.


    Once you are selected for a court, you go to another room, typically with 40-90 other jurors (the number varies depending upon the type of case before the court), and sit there for another 1-2 hours, shoulder-to-shoulder, while they question each juror, trying to get down to 12 jurors + alternates.

    Then you leave for lunch, but you are not allowed to leave the building since they only give you 30-45 minutes. This only provides enough time to go to the cafeteria with the other 1000+ people in the building. I'll be skipping lunch.

    When you return to the court room after lunch, the questioning may begin again for another 1-2 hours, if needed, until they pick the jury.


    Sounds safe right?

    There are ~2 postive cases (confirmed through testing) per 1000 people in my county. They say the actual number of cases is 5-10X the postive tested cases. Lets call it ~10 people per 1000 have Covid-19. Of that 50-60% are asymptomatic --> 5-6 people.


    So statistically, within the packed jury room of 700-800 people there will be roughly, 3-4 asymptomatic Covid-19 cases. Somehow I feel like this is some kind of test to see how fast CV can spread.

    I'll be going going, but I'll feel lke a rat in a lab test.
    Anyone got an N-95 mask?
  • KVB
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 05-29-14
    • 74817

    #2
    Just tell them you are racist.

    Tell them that no matter what color their skin is, they must be guilty, especailly if they are in a court room on trial.

    That should get you out of jury duty.
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    • Tanko
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 09-19-09
      • 5143

      #3
      I did that when I was called for jury duty last November.

      The problem is I still have to sit through the first two or three hours of jury selection, with several hundred people, before I can make those comments to disqualify myself.
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      • KVB
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 05-29-14
        • 74817

        #4
        Originally posted by Tanko
        I did that when I was called for jury duty last November...
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        • KVB
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 05-29-14
          • 74817

          #5
          Also, that's screwed up that you got called for Jury duty twice in about 6 months.

          That's not supposed to happen if the put your name back into the pool "correctly"...I think.
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          • Tanko
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 09-19-09
            • 5143

            #6
            I said the same thing. Twice in 8 months. It’s BS.
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            • KVB
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 05-29-14
              • 74817

              #7
              Originally posted by Tanko
              I said the same thing. Twice in 8 months. It’s BS.
              Yeah, whether you get sent home or serve on a case, your name should go back into the random pool of already selected people.

              Or something like that.

              lol.
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              • Slurry Pumper
                SBR MVP
                • 06-18-18
                • 2811

                #8
                Originally posted by KVB
                Just tell them you are racist.

                Tell them that no matter what color their skin is, they must be guilty, especailly if they are in a court room on trial.

                That should get you out of jury duty.
                Yeah, I go the other way and say I can't stand prosecutors and judges right to their face if i'm asked. One time the judge actually asked me if I could put aside my bias if he ordered me too. What a laffer, Of course not I told him.
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                • KVB
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 05-29-14
                  • 74817

                  #9
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                  • Tanko
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 09-19-09
                    • 5143

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Slurry Pumper
                    Yeah, I go the other way and say I can't stand prosecutors and judges right to their face if i'm asked. One time the judge actually asked me if I could put aside my bias if he ordered me too. What a laffer, Of course not I told him.
                    Thanks Pumper.
                    If they throw me jail for contempt, can I give you a call to bail me out?
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                    • CWD
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 01-22-12
                      • 7665

                      #11
                      tanko easy call if u can postpone 1 time like california try 4 december when courts do jack shit. theres a couple other tricks pm me if needed

                      or just dont go seriously ive never once in my life seen or heard of anyone getting in any kind of trouble
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